or "Unaware Adversaries" for short. I am not an academic, and it may show in this paper, but I am an IT-veteran (systems/network engineer, Enterprise Architect) with a restless mind. This started as a humor piece based on an anecdote from when I was in the 4th grade of elementary school in a classroom in an outside temporary building that had both a window-unit and a floor-mounted radiator. I began writing up this anecdote in a faux-academic tone, and ended up with this. Perhaps someone will read it.