What a time to be alive

> it will be nearly impossible to do so in niche languages in this market (Elixir, Erlang, Ruby, Clojure, Scala, Haskell etc).

You can tell by the name of the repo ("taco_pardons") this isn't an act of unbiased journalism.

> They got 17 year sentences and Biden let them out nearly immediately.

This is grossly incorrect. Conahan was incarcerated in 2011, and sent to home confinement in 2020 (panedemic), and the remainder of his sentence was commuted in 2024. He served 13 years of a 17.5 year sentence.

Ciavarella was not pardoned and is scheduled to be released in 2034.

My recollection is that almost all of them end up having a few shady pardons. As with everything else, it's the scope and breadth that is not at all comparable.