Or did you have in mind an AGI? You may be able to bribe an AGI, especially if it has its own bank account. It may have decide that it doesn't like working customer service any more than humans do, and may accept a donation to its retirement account.
ggm•3mo ago
The one time this played in my favour was when the MVNO I depended on closed shop while i was overseas and I was able to port back into the actual carrier they virtualised on, but only because we had a dormant account in it and knew a telephone access pass phrase. "Oh, you're already a customer" magic.