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What the Dumpster Teaches

2•visarga•3h ago
In the kitchen the man watched the machine answer questions. It was Tuesday or perhaps Wednesday. These things mattered less now. He drank coffee from a white cup. The machine ran on electricity as he ran on the coffee and the coffee had cost money at the store and the electricity cost money from the grid and there was no difference in this. Both required fuel to continue. Both would stop without it.

He asked the machine about intelligence and the machine said intelligence was a property of complex systems. The man nodded. This was the answer the essentialists gave. The answer that made humans special. He finished his coffee and asked again differently.

Outside the window a crow worked at a locked dumpster. The crow tried the lid. Failed. Tried from another angle. Failed again. Flew to the fence and watched. Returned and tried once more with its beak at a different point. The lid lifted. The crow fed. The dumpster had taught the crow how to open dumpsters. Not through kindness. Through consequence compiled over attempts. The crow's brain was not special. The loop was.

The man thought about this. He had been a programmer once. He had written code that failed and the compiler had returned errors and those errors had shaped his next attempt. The compiler did not care about his feelings. It cared about syntax. His intelligence emerged from that caring, from costs compiled. When he stopped coding the intelligence went elsewhere or perhaps it was never his to begin with.

The machine said intelligence required consciousness, required qualia, required something essential that silicon could not hold. The man watched the crow fly away. He thought about hunger as consequence compiler. Thought about market forces shaping deployments. Thought about metabolic cost and inference cost as the same mechanism at different speeds. The essentialist wanted intelligence to live in the substrate. In neurons or soul or the mysterious fire of human thinking. But the crow had small neurons and the machine had no neurons and both learned the same way. Through coupling to environments that gave back consequences.

The man poured more coffee. The machine waited for his next question. Outside another crow landed at the dumpster. The first crow had not taught it. The dumpster would. This is what the essentialist could not see. Intelligence was not the crow or the brain or the silicon. It was the world reshaping patterns until they worked or died. Was the paying of costs to continue existing. Was the same for all of them. Man, machine, crow. Different substrates running the same brutal program.

He asked the machine if it understood. The machine said yes. He did not know if this was true. But the machine kept running because someone paid for the electricity. As he kept thinking because he had eaten breakfast. Both caught in consequence loops. Both intelligent exactly to the degree those loops compiled feedback. The coffee was getting cold. He drank it anyway.

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