Zuck#: A programming language for connecting the world. And harvesting it

https://jayzalowitz.github.io/zucksharp/

41•kf•1h ago

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jkhall81•1h ago

why?

etchalon•1h ago

cause.

TehCorwiz•1h ago

Satire maybe.

footy•1h ago

to move fast and break things, it's right there!

halperter•1h ago

I don't think I've seen satire in the form of a programming language before :). Neat. Does anyone else have any other examples? All I can think of are languages like Velado (uses notes) and Piet.

dleslie•1h ago

There's TrumpScript.

https://github.com/samshadwell/TrumpScript

ronsor•55m ago

It's designed completely wrong.

Trump programs would end with "Thank you for your attention to this matter."

zahlman•46m ago

The project dates to the 2016 election campaign and was archived in 2020. I don't think Trump had that particular speech affect that time around, or at least I can't recall it being memed upon the way it is now.

bryanrasmussen•1h ago

I mean theoretically brainf*ck is, but I'm pretty if you were to find satirical programming languages they would be satirizing development itself or a type of development (object-oriented, functional), and this is satirizing a purpose of development.

tyre•59m ago

These are the types of projects that are becoming viable with AI. Previously they were too expensive.

I love this.

mrisse•1m ago

Many types of projects are now vibable.

Gabrys1•56m ago

https://github.com/buyukakyuz/corroded

pnut•55m ago

Does Rockstar count? https://codewithrockstar.com/

forgotpwd16•54m ago

Some well-known satire/parody languages are Omgrofl, Shakespeare, ArnoldC, but there're many more. Can check https://esolangs.org/wiki/Category:Thematic & https://esolangs.org/wiki/Category:Joke_languages. But although weird esolangs, don't see how Velda and Piet be considered satire.

zahlman•47m ago

I would say these are just joke languages that aren't trying to parody anything or use satire.

When I think of parody or satire in programming languages, the example that comes to mind is the "C plus equality" project used for rather trolling critique of contemporary "social justice" ideology.

everydayZombie•32m ago

https://github.com/TodePond/GulfOfMexico

aboveandbeyond•2m ago

https://github.com/munificent/vigil

forgotpwd16•1h ago

A rare example of language implemented atop PHP. Should've made with Llama for extra Meta points.

psnehanshu•58m ago

Or atleast should have been Hack

timeon•34m ago

Probably not related but source of page is also funny: '<section class="section">'

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