"Dave me! Save me!"

This guy is known for eating everyone else's breakfast, lunch and dinner in business without a hint of conscience, but he's mea-culpa over a trivial dalliance on Fantasy Island?

"I'll just slip my wife these drugs... done and done"

Must be worried about his legacy

I'm always astounded how we ignored evil businessman Bill long enough for him to reinvent himself as an mega-philanthropist. Fair to apply embrace, extend, extinguish to his reputation at this point. He would do that to you without hesitation.