looking at the use of current communication tools, especially email , i want to propose a modern ai driven email protocol.

Proposal: SMPT(slop mail transfer protocol)

Instead of humans reading AI-written emails, both sides agree on a protocol.

Input:

"Need the report by Friday."

Transmitted:

"I hope this message finds you well. I just wanted to say how much I appreciate your continued support and the thoughtful work you consistently deliver. Whenever you have a chance, I'd be incredibly grateful if you could share the report by Friday. Thank you so much in advance, and I hope you have a wonderful rest of your week!"

Decoded( what the user sees):

"Need the report by Friday."

Finally, end-to-end compression for corporate fluff.