First thing came now from long time ago my former aussie colleagues (mates) in Saudi when we worked there. That when you get out plane and are asked to show passport by the border guards. And they usually ask some the usual questions and then perhaps like

Q: Do you have ever committed a crime or have criminal record?

For heavens sake even though down under they understand jokes, do not try your luck with an answer:

A: Is it still required? :)

Depending the person interviewing and how bad day have had already, they may get you some feedback and give a lesson. I don't know if this is true, but that what those colleagues then told and I think I'm gonna believe and not try joking in that situation.