The kids who grew up taking care of tamagotchis are now going to have a tamagotchi that takes care of them… is that the sales pitch?

Tamagotchi 2: Electric Boogaloo

It's only a matter of time now before all software is gamified with globular nonbinary mascots and pets

Meta brand is just so tainted that I can't imagine anything they build that handles personal information can really take off. So many supposedly smart people work on this, but still ignore the elephant in the room. The culture must be rotten from the top.