"I tell you, is I myself have had a terrible experience. There's no longer such a thing as a typewriter. No longer such, and that's as though they took away my violin, you know, and I had been a good violinist. But I think back in the old days when I had a choice between a typewriter or computer. I have an Apple now, which I just use as a word processor. It tries to talk to me sometimes and I just tell it to go engage in airborne intercourse with the hole on a rolling donut."

"And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."