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Fartscroll-Lid: An app that plays fart sounds when opening or closing a MacBook

https://github.com/iannuttall/fartscroll-lid

127•gaws•2h ago•30 comments

Danish supermarket chain is setting up "Emergency Stores"

https://swiss.social/@swaldorff/115186445638788782

93•sohkamyung•2h ago•30 comments

Top model scores may be skewed by Git history leaks in SWE-bench

https://github.com/SWE-bench/SWE-bench/issues/465

292•mustaphah•6h ago•104 comments

We traded blogs for black boxes, now we're paying for it

https://tekhne.dev/internet-resist/

22•Improvement•50m ago•3 comments

Claude's memory architecture is the opposite of ChatGPT's

https://www.shloked.com/writing/claude-memory

208•shloked•6h ago•108 comments

Nano Banana image examples

https://github.com/PicoTrex/Awesome-Nano-Banana-images/blob/main/README_en.md

204•SweetSoftPillow•4h ago•106 comments

Doorbell prankster that tormented residents of apartments turns out to be a slug

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/sep/08/doorbell-prankster-that-tormented-residents-of-germ...

80•robin_reala•3d ago•13 comments

Building my childhood dream PC

https://fabiensanglard.net/2168/

58•joexbayer•3d ago•10 comments

Why our website looks like an operating system

https://posthog.com/blog/why-os

23•bnc319•1h ago•10 comments

Rails on SQLite: new ways to cause outages

https://andre.arko.net/2025/09/11/rails-on-sqlite-exciting-new-ways-to-cause-outages/

90•ingve•6h ago•30 comments

AirPods live translation blocked for EU users with EU Apple accounts

https://www.macrumors.com/2025/09/11/airpods-live-translation-eu-restricted/

210•thm•13h ago•225 comments

Bulletproof host Stark Industries evades EU sanctions

https://krebsonsecurity.com/2025/09/bulletproof-host-stark-industries-evades-eu-sanctions/

153•todsacerdoti•7h ago•51 comments

Behind the scenes of Bun Install

https://bun.com/blog/behind-the-scenes-of-bun-install

331•Bogdanp•12h ago•106 comments

NT OS Kernel Information Disclosure Vulnerability

https://www.crowdfense.com/nt-os-kernel-information-disclosure-vulnerability-cve-2025-53136/

108•voidsec•9h ago•24 comments

CRISPR offers new hope for treating diabetes

https://www.wired.com/story/no-more-injections-crispr-offers-new-hope-for-treating-diabetes/

168•manveerc•11h ago•44 comments

Toddlerbot: Open-Source Humanoid Robot

https://toddlerbot.github.io/

7•base698•1h ago•0 comments

'Robber bees' invade apiarist's shop in attempted honey heist

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/robber-bees-terrace-bc-apiary-1.7627532

116•lemonberry•8h ago•61 comments

Making io_uring pervasive in QEMU [pdf]

https://vmsplice.net/~stefan/stefanha-kvm-forum-2025.pdf

51•ingve•6h ago•4 comments

Adam (YC W25) Is Hiring to Build the Future of CAD

https://www.ycombinator.com/companies/adam/jobs/q6td4uk-founding-engineer

1•HetengAaronLi•7h ago

How Palantir is mapping the nation’s data

https://theconversation.com/when-the-government-can-see-everything-how-one-company-palantir-is-ma...

149•mdhb•4h ago•49 comments

Backprompting: Leveraging Synthetic Production Data for Health Advice Guardrails

https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.18384

3•PaulHoule•58m ago•0 comments

Conway's Game of Life, but musical

https://www.hudsong.dev/digital-darwin

149•hudsongr•11h ago•30 comments

A Web Framework for Zig

https://www.jetzig.dev/

70•nivethan•7h ago•6 comments

From burner phones to decks of cards: NYC teens adjusting to the smartphone ban

https://gothamist.com/news/from-burner-phones-to-decks-of-cards-nyc-teens-are-adjusting-to-the-sm...

171•geox•11h ago•148 comments

Contabo Security Defaults Encourage Using SSH Passwords

https://jamesoclaire.com/2025/09/12/contabo-defaults-encourage-using-ssh-passwords/

7•ddxv•59m ago•2 comments

A Look Back at Research from 1875

https://bcmullins.github.io/research-from-1875/

14•wannabebarista•3d ago•2 comments

Samsung taking market share from Apple in U.S. as foldable phones gain momentum

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/08/16/samsungs-us-market-share-apple-rivalry-foldable-phones.html

158•mgh2•16h ago•218 comments

Launch HN: Ghostship (YC S25) – AI agents that find bugs in your web app

42•jessechoe10•6h ago•17 comments

Show HN: Making a cross-platform game in Go using WebRTC Datachannels

https://pion.ly/blog/making-a-game-with-pion/

56•valorzard•1d ago•2 comments

Float Exposed

https://float.exposed/

5•SomaticPirate•1h ago•1 comments

Open in hackernews

Doorbell prankster that tormented residents of apartments turns out to be a slug

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/sep/08/doorbell-prankster-that-tormented-residents-of-german-apartments-turns-out-to-be-a-slug

79•robin_reala•3d ago

Comments

egiboy•2d ago

Does it talk?

hulitu•2d ago

No. It is pushing up the daisies, singing to the choir invisible.

pdonis•9m ago

He's probably pining for the fjords...

marcosdumay•5m ago

Only in Morse code.

andy99•1h ago

  "I thought it might be the kids from the abandoned house over the road,” Lisa, 30, a shop sales assistant told the tabloid Bild.

More concerning that there's an apparent house of feral children across the road.

alex1138•1h ago

How dare it? It should be promptly arrested, pour decourager les autres

koolba•1h ago

> At first they had suspected the so-called klingelstreich (bell prank), a sometimes popular pastime among German youths.

Does German sound funny to everybody or just the English speaking world?

coldtea•32m ago

It mostly sounds authoritative, unemotional, and sadistic.

jaredhallen•1h ago

Slugs aren't known for quick getaways. Did no one check the doorbell before calling the police?

gus_massa•43m ago

They move a few inches per minute, so it's easy to ignore the irrelevant slug that is nearby but not over the button.

phyzome•52m ago

...at a certain point I think you just have to assume that the doorbell is malfunctioning, no?

We've had that happen. It was annoying as hell. We didn't call the police, though. (Pretty funny that it was a slug and not a dying piece of electronics, I must say.)

wewewedxfgdf•42m ago

Happens around here a lot.

Teenage slugs causing havoc on a Saturday night after drinking beer in the park.

coldtea•31m ago

Sounds like a broken doorbell button design.