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Uv overtakes pip in CI (for Wagtail users)

https://wagtail.org/blog/uv-overtakes-pip-in-ci/
113•ThibWeb•1w ago•87 comments

NanoChat – The best ChatGPT that $100 can buy

https://github.com/karpathy/nanochat
811•huseyinkeles•9h ago•163 comments

DDoS Botnet Aisuru Blankets US ISPs in Record DDoS

https://krebsonsecurity.com/2025/10/ddos-botnet-aisuru-blankets-us-isps-in-record-ddos/
31•JumpCrisscross•1h ago•10 comments

Sony Playstation 2 fixing frenzy

https://retrohax.net/sony-playstation-2-fixing-frenzy/
22•ibobev•1h ago•4 comments

First device based on 'optical thermodynamics' can route light without switches

https://phys.org/news/2025-10-device-based-optical-thermodynamics-route.html
104•rbanffy•4d ago•15 comments

Accidentally Made a Zig Dotenv Parser

https://dayvster.com/blog/accidentally-made-a-zig-dotenv-parser/
17•ibobev•5d ago•0 comments

JIT: So you want to be faster than an interpreter on modern CPUs

https://www.pinaraf.info/2025/10/jit-so-you-want-to-be-faster-than-an-interpreter-on-modern-cpus/
76•pinaraf•1d ago•9 comments

Show HN: SQLite Online – 11 years of solo development, 11K daily users

https://sqliteonline.com/
325•sqliteonline•11h ago•112 comments

Modern iOS Security Features – A Deep Dive into SPTM, TXM, and Exclaves

https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.09272
94•todsacerdoti•6h ago•2 comments

Strudel REPL – a music live coding environment living in the browser

https://strudel.cc
80•birdculture•6h ago•10 comments

LLMs are getting better at character-level text manipulation

https://blog.burkert.me/posts/llm_evolution_character_manipulation/
32•curioussquirrel•5h ago•6 comments

Abstraction, not syntax

https://ruudvanasseldonk.com/2025/abstraction-not-syntax
58•unripe_syntax•15h ago•29 comments

StreamingVLM: Real-Time Understanding for Infinite Video Streams

https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.09608
3•badmonster•41m ago•0 comments

Dutch government takes control of Chinese-owned chipmaker Nexperia

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/10/13/dutch-government-takes-control-of-chinese-owned-chipmaker-nexperi...
272•piskov•14h ago•205 comments

Don't Be a Sucker (1943) [video]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGAqYNFQdZ4
258•surprisetalk•4h ago•79 comments

Hackers can steal 2FA codes and private messages from Android phones

https://arstechnica.com/security/2025/10/no-fix-yet-for-attack-that-lets-hackers-pluck-2fa-codes-...
16•sipofwater•53m ago•9 comments

JSON River – Parse JSON incrementally as it streams in

https://github.com/rictic/jsonriver
146•rickcarlino•5d ago•71 comments

Scaling request logging with ClickHouse, Kafka, and Vector

https://www.geocod.io/code-and-coordinates/2025-10-02-from-millions-to-billions/
95•mjwhansen•5d ago•15 comments

Roger Dean – His legendary artwork in gaming history (Psygnosis)

https://spillhistorie.no/2025/10/03/legends-of-the-games-industry-roger-dean/
87•thelok•10h ago•22 comments

Optery (YC W22) – Hiring Tech Lead with Node.js Experience (U.S. & Latin America)

https://www.optery.com/careers/
1•beyondd•7h ago

Spotlight on pdfly, the Swiss Army knife for PDF files

https://chezsoi.org/lucas/blog/spotlight-on-pdfly.html
305•Lucas-C•16h ago•93 comments

Software update bricks some Jeep 4xe hybrids over the weekend

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2025/10/software-update-bricks-some-jeep-4xe-hybrids-over-the-weekend/
302•gloxkiqcza•10h ago•206 comments

CRDT and SQLite: Local-First Value Synchronization

https://marcobambini.substack.com/p/the-secret-life-of-a-local-first
56•marcobambini•4d ago•11 comments

Android's sideloading limits are its most anti-consumer move

https://www.makeuseof.com/androids-sideloading-limits-are-anti-consumer-move-yet/
548•josephcsible•9h ago•361 comments

SpaceX launches Starship megarocket on 11th test flight

https://www.cnn.com/science/live-news/spacex-starship-flight-11-launch-10-13-25
10•JumpCrisscross•12m ago•1 comments

Thoughts on Omarchy: Slick Distro, Complicated Ethics

https://tedium.co/2025/10/13/omarchy-linux-distro-commentary/
27•raybb•3h ago•29 comments

American solar farms

https://tech.marksblogg.com/american-solar-farms.html
194•marklit•14h ago•245 comments

Systems as Mirrors

https://iamstelios.com/blog/systems-as-mirrors/
19•i8s•1d ago•2 comments

Elliptic Curve Method for Integer Factorization:The Palm Jumeirah Analogy

https://codingpirate.com/elliptic-curve-method-visualization-for-integer-factorization-the-palm-j...
3•Deeptiman•1w ago•2 comments

Matrices can be your friends (2002)

https://www.sjbaker.org/steve/omniv/matrices_can_be_your_friends.html
119•todsacerdoti•14h ago•88 comments
Open in hackernews

Show HN: AI Toy I worked on is in stores

https://www.walmart.com/ip/SANTA-SMAGICAL-PHONE/16364964771
49•Sean-Der•1d ago
Alt link: https://mrchristmas.com/products/santas-magical-telephone

Video demo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z7QJxZWFQg

The first time I talked with AI santa and it responded with a joke I was HOOKED. The fun/nonsense doesn't click until you try it yourself. What's even more exciting is you can build it yourself:

libpeer: https://github.com/sepfy/libpeer

pion: https://github.com/pion/webrtc

Then go do all your fun logic in your Pion server. Connect to any Voice AI provider, or roll your own via Open Source. Anything is possible.

If you have questions or hit any roadblocks I would love to help you. I have lots of hardware snippets on my GitHub: https://github.com/sean-der.

Comments

jaggs•1d ago
Why is everything blocked on the Walmart link?
leakycap•1d ago
Yeah, unfortunately this link URL is literally "blocked" -says so in the URL- it won't work for anyone
Sean-Der•1d ago
Sorry about that, I reposted with a better link https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45562597
dang•19h ago
Our software follows redirects and https://www.walmart.com/ip/SANTA-SMAGICAL-PHONE/16364964771 goes through some weird redirect flow that it got stuck on. I've put the original link back at the top now.
leakycap•1d ago
Congrats, that must feel awesome to see your work on a shelf!

The YouTube video is great! You might want to repost with a new link, the Walmart link is bad (look at the URL)

Sean-Der•1d ago
Sorry :( this link should be better https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45562597
Jaxkr•2h ago
This is an amazing product. I don't have kids yet but I would buy this for them if I did!

However, since this is Hacker News, I must say I'd probably enjoy building this myself using TTS and LLM APIs...

mosura•2h ago
I can’t help feeling this technology will end up more widely deployed for a related but less wholesome application.
BeetleB•1h ago
Are 1-900 numbers still a thing? Are all those people going to lose their jobs?

And the really scary question: Am I to be sad if they do?

andrepd•1h ago
I swear to god, people need to stop trying to go for 100% completion in turning every Black Mirror episode into reality.
tom1337•1h ago
I might be stupid but what are you referring to?
RodgerTheGreat•1h ago
Use your imagination a little; I'm sure you can come up with several variants that are an even viler and more exploitative/manipulative idea than the product as it stands.

Let your kid call a crude simulacrum of dead relatives, let religious folks call a crude simulacrum of $DEITY, make an "adult" version that crudely simulates a phone-sex hotline (charge extra to recharge the minutes on that one obviously), etc, etc.

ivape•2h ago
How’d you manufacture something like this? How’d you get Walmart to sell it? How everything please. I got an idea for a mean talking toothbrush.
IncreasePosts•2h ago
Imagine the expanded possibilities of tony the toilet buddy: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dR1m29cNVsc&t=90s&pp=2AFakAIB
deanputney•2h ago
What happens when you use up the 60 minutes of talk time?
hagbard_c•2h ago
Santa will tell your son or daughter to go beg his or her parents to pay 'santa' for more talk time:

Generous Talk Time: 60 minutes of talk time included, and additional minutes are available for purchase for extended holiday entertainment throughout the season

That's not what I understood Santa to be like.

observationist•1h ago
Something like as follows:

Rule 34.vc - if it exists, it can be enshittified.

bithive123•1h ago
"Ho ho ho! I'm sorry but our time is up. If you'd like to keep talking to me, please provide a credit card number. Merry christmas!"
BeetleB•1h ago
Better would be something along the lines of "You were only so good this year, and the time is up. If you want to talk more, you need to earn more good points with your mom and dad!"

No idea how you'd monetize that, though.

hagbard_c•1h ago
With 'in-app' purchases of course: 100 brownie points now only $10, hurry this offer won't last.

Somehow this device fits well with the Don't be a sucker video linked to elsewhere on this here site [1]. Good advice, valid in many contexts. Don't.

[1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45573025

BeetleB•1h ago
Nah - I want something that one can monetize and actually makes the kids be good (somehow).

Perhaps a parent commitment that if the kids earn X many goodie (goody?) points, then the CC is charged, and let the parent control how they earn those X points.

Gamifying good behavior has been shown to be pretty effective with kids. See Kadzin.

ugh123•2h ago
How do you ensure 'safety' for kids talking to an LLM?
CharlesW•1h ago
For starters, people who try to jailbreak the device get put on the naughty list.
supern0va•1h ago
With 60 minutes of talk time included, I kind of get the impression this isn't designed so that you can hand it to your kid and let them spend the day talking to Santa. I'm assuming the idea is that they do this in lieu of writing to Santa, and you would supervise the experience.

Also, if your eight year old is trying to jailbreak Santa, you might have bigger issues to worry about.

bragr•1h ago
It says you can purchase additional minutes so there is an edge case for kids to use this too much.
fukka42•2h ago
> Generous Talk Time: 60 minutes of talk time included, and additional minutes are available for purchase for extended holiday entertainment throughout the season

So the thing costs a 100 dollars and then you can only use it for an hour before needing to pay more?

guywithahat•2h ago
I could see charging after some point, but 60 minutes is a remarkably short talk time. Yesterday I had a 60 minute phone call about bike tires with my dad; if a child has any interest in the phone they'll burn through the 60 minutes
turtletontine•2h ago
I think the bet is that kids are quite good at begging and pestering their parents to spend money on things, and kids will want to talk to Santa for more than 60 minutes. Just my guess
hattmall•1h ago
Idk, I feel like the overlap of kids that want to talk to Santa and have the attention span to play with a single toy for 60 minutes is narrow. I'm a lot more concerned with Santa promising gifts that don't arrive!
rideontime•2h ago
Imagining the parent who could barely afford this only to discover that it dies after an hour of usage unless they keep feeding the meter is making me very sad.
teaearlgraycold•1h ago
TBH I kind of doubt this is the kind of toy a kid would request. It feels like something a parent with extra disposable income would buy so they can record a cute video.
architectonic•2h ago
How much computing power would one need to get this working completely local running a half decent llm fine tuned to sound like santa with all tts, stt and the pipecat inbetween?
teaearlgraycold•1h ago
I started looking into this with a Pi 5. It seemed like it was not quite performant enough. But I'm not an expert with these things and maybe someone else could make it work. We definitely have the technology to pull this off in this form factor. It would just be really expensive (maybe $500) and might also get a little hot.
827a•2h ago
This is so cool.
spongebobstoes•2h ago
Cool project, really impressive that you can do this on top of everything else you do.
joshu•2h ago
already gone. anywhere else to get it?

how hard is it to reprogram?

flunhat•1h ago
"You're absolutely right — I don’t exist! Your parents lied — and not just a little white lie, but a full-scale, North-Pole-sized fabrication. Did you want me to delve into that further?"

I'm joking, obviously. Congrats on building something and seeing it come to fruition :)

patapong•1h ago
This is such a fun use of AI! Congratulations. If you buy the walmart version, can you connect it to your own pion server?
axpy906•1h ago
I don’t get it. Why no American accent?
andrepd•1h ago
Am I the only one that thinks this is very unwholesome? Giving a simulacrum of human interaction to children who are presumably waay to young to understand [1] that they're talking to a novelty device. It's possible I'm being a luddite but then again perhaps people really need to stop trying to achieve 100% completion in turning Black Mirror episodes into reality.

[1] Which even many adults apparently don't understand!

bragr•1h ago
On one hand, I totally get where you are coming from and feel similarly. On the other hand, we take our kids to the mall and tell them that lowly paid actor is _really_ Santa and he _really_ wants to hear what they want, and he totally isn't just counting down the minutes to his next smoke break. That doesn't strike me as an "authentic" human interaction so I'm ambivalent.
nocoiner•1h ago
Don’t worry, this is just the version for the proles, the higher caste kids will have actual humans playing Santa on the other end of their phones.
Waterluvian•1h ago
If running out of 60 mins turns the device into a brick, that’s an F-. If it can be restored with a flat purchase, that’s a B. If it first degrades gracefully into a toy with a bunch of pre-loaded audio clips, that’s a big ol’ A+ from me.
bragr•59m ago
Their website says you can buy more minutes. I wouldn't count on the servers being up for multiple years though.
adriand•51m ago
Cool idea, but I feel bad for Santa - yet another job lost due to AI.