I miss when gaming in general was less mainstream and more weird like this. Now the silicon manufacturers hate that they even have to sell us their scraps, let alone spend time on making unique designs for their boxes.

I bought a small press book with a collection of this art and it was a fun little trip down memory lane, as I’ve owned some of the hardware (boxes) depicted in it.

For anyone else interested: https://lockbooks.net/pages/overclocked-launch

look at the evolution of the DirectX branding through the years as well. OGs remember the logo themed after the radioactive hazard symbol.

Those box designers appear to have moved on to the performance whey protein and workout supplement industry.

As usual, when money is to be found the soulless bean counting serious mba types come along and kill all the fun. Not to mention all the pretending money-seekers who can't code their way out of a paper bag.

This is a blast from the past! I remember being really young and buying a GPU based solely on what art was on the box (and yes, it was a scantily clad woman) and getting really, really luckily that it actually worked with my components but it was my intro to upgrading PCs!

The Voodoo range had some cool boxes: https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/yp5qzo/3dfx_v...

Please stop reminding me of how soulless and watered down everything has become :(

Games are no different, in Morrowind gods ripped each other's penises off and used them as spears; in Skyrim you fight dragons.

Unusual designs are still a thing in some markets (mainly china) - for example, a cat themed cooler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGGKaX1D9Zo and various anime themed backplates on cards are available from Yeston: https://yestonstore.com/collections/graphics-card

soul

I would guess part of the reason for this was box art used to matter because most of these cards were sold through dedicated electronics retailers like Fry's Electronics, Microcenter, and CompUSA. There was basically no such thing as online ordering for this sort of thing. People were physically browsing goods on shelves.

When people still bought Graphics Processing Units for processing graphics and not crypto mining or AI inferencing

I remember some of those.

oh god some of these just brought back memories long repressed

I think what happened is, at the time those were literally more or less examples of the best scenes the cards could render. Nowadays, putting together an example of the best scene the card could render requires a whole art department and a couple months of design. Nobody’s going to spend months on box art, so we get bland rectangles or whatever.

> you could say they were unhinged

> GPU makers have all abandoned this practice, which is a shame as it provided something different through box art alone. Now, we're drowning in bland boxes and similar-looking graphics cards

I feel like there could be a more positive adjective than “unhinged” if you're going to turn around and praise it. OED sez “wildly irrational and out of touch with reality”. How about “whimsical”? I love this stuff and think we need to bring this kind of whimsy back to computing.

> There's a scantily dressed lady in armor

Author neglects to mention that ATi/AMD had a named ongoing marketing character for many many years — Ruby!

- Agent Ruby Demo Compilation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUAuj0Jn8UI

- 2008 Ruby demo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YjXCae4Gu0

- Ruby origin story https://web.archive.org/web/20071023192128/http://game.amd.c...

- ATI Agent Ruby™ Usage Guidelines 1.0 http://www.barbaraburch.com/portfolio/whitepaper6.pdf

- She even stuck around long enough for the ATi name to entirely disappear from AMD Radeon branding: https://i.imgur.com/uBWfzCA.jpeg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwIMHX7rW8Q (2013)

- AMD-exclusive Ruby skin for Quake Champions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LRSqC9n0Tc (2017)

> GeForce 6600 GT was enclosed inside a box featuring a lovely lady

nᴠɪᴅɪᴀ had several named demo characters too, but they removed all the pretty lady ones some time in 2020. Compare:

- https://web.archive.org/web/20200921115422/https://www.nvidi...

- https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/community/demos/

Adam Sessler voice I give this article a two… out of five.

Ahhh reminded me of my sapphire 3870 toxic edition. Cool box art and one of the coldest running cards I’ve owned with the Vapor x chamber.

I loved the weird boxes back in the 90s and 2000s. I remember dad would always take us to computer trade shows and ham events, and occasionally you'd see someone from ATi or Nvidia (or one of the integrators) demoing their wares with all sorts of bizarre and funny demo software and renders. I don't know if it was just me or what, but they always sent real nice sales or marketing people and it was fun to talk to them about the GPUs as a kid. I think they were as mystified (I recall several of them laughing about it) about the box art as everyone else was.

On nowadays gaming related unhinged designs, I raise the CoolMaster Shark X PC case to your attention:

https://www.coolermaster.com/en-global/products/shark-x/

When you'd first get a 3d accelerator you'd enter in a completely new world, the graphics and speed you'd get were on a different planet with what your computer could do without them.

I think that the boxes initially reflected that.

My first accelerator (rather late) was that 3D Blaster Voodoo 2; the graphics of the box contributed to the emotion of holding it, they looked better than in the picture.

I was mindblown when I saw what the card could do, and I believe to have thought that the graphics did reflect well its capabilities.

I sure kept the box for many years.

I imagine that then the manufacturers felt compelled to keep making boxes which would stand out; and in part, yes, they tried to attract some purchases from people who didn't originally mean to get a new graphics card.