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Open-source Zig book

https://www.zigbook.net
346•rudedogg•6h ago•121 comments

Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics

https://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm
97•lachlan_gray•2h ago•37 comments

Browser fingerprinting via favicon

https://github.com/jonasstrehle/supercookie
202•vxvrs•6h ago•48 comments

Heretic: Automatic censorship removal for language models

https://github.com/p-e-w/heretic
400•melded•10h ago•157 comments

PicoIDE – An open IDE/ATAPI drive emulator

https://picoide.com/
24•st_goliath•2h ago•1 comments

How Your Brain Creates 'Aha' Moments and Why They Stick

https://www.quantamagazine.org/how-your-brain-creates-aha-moments-and-why-they-stick-20251105/
36•wjb3•3h ago•3 comments

A File Format Uncracked for 20 Years

https://landaire.net/a-file-format-uncracked-for-20-years/
33•todsacerdoti•1w ago•2 comments

Dark Pattern Games

https://www.darkpattern.games
108•robotnikman•6h ago•54 comments

What if you don't need MCP at all?

https://mariozechner.at/posts/2025-11-02-what-if-you-dont-need-mcp/
131•jdkee•6h ago•76 comments

The Pragmatic Programmer: 20th Anniversary Edition (2023)

https://www.ahalbert.com/technology/2023/12/19/the_pragmatic_programmer.html
71•ahalbert2•5h ago•10 comments

A new chapter begins for EV batteries with the expiry of key LFP patents

https://www.shoosmiths.com/insights/articles/a-new-chapter-begins-for-ev-batteries-with-the-expir...
11•toomuchtodo•1h ago•2 comments

Z3 API in Python: From Sudoku to N-Queens in Under 20 Lines

https://ericpony.github.io/z3py-tutorial/guide-examples.htm
81•amit-bansil•7h ago•3 comments

I finally understand Cloudflare Zero Trust tunnels

https://david.coffee/cloudflare-zero-trust-tunnels
115•eustoria•8h ago•40 comments

Goldman Sachs asks in biotech Report: Is curing patients a sustainable business?

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/11/goldman-asks-is-curing-patients-a-sustainable-business-model.html
122•randycupertino•2h ago•63 comments

FPGA Based IBM-PC-XT

https://bit-hack.net/2025/11/10/fpga-based-ibm-pc-xt/
138•andsoitis•10h ago•27 comments

I have recordings proving Coinbase knew about breach months before disclosure

https://jonathanclark.com/posts/coinbase-breach-timeline.html
323•jclarkcom•5h ago•111 comments

Why your mock breaks later

https://nedbatchelder.com/blog/202511/why_your_mock_breaks_later.html
17•ingve•3h ago•8 comments

The fate of "small" open source

https://nolanlawson.com/2025/11/16/the-fate-of-small-open-source/
138•todsacerdoti•6h ago•98 comments

Fourier Transforms

https://www.continuummechanics.org/fourierxforms.html
99•o4c•1w ago•14 comments

Brimstone: ES2025 JavaScript engine written in Rust

https://github.com/Hans-Halverson/brimstone
191•ivankra•14h ago•94 comments

Linux mode setting, from the comfort of OCaml

https://roscidus.com/blog/blog/2025/11/16/libdrm-ocaml/
41•ibobev•6h ago•4 comments

Decoding Leibniz Notation (2024)

https://www.spakhm.com/leibniz
32•coffeemug•7h ago•5 comments

Lithium vs. Lettuce

https://ambrook.com/offrange/photo-essay/lithium-v-lettuce
28•mfburnett•1d ago•4 comments

Open Catalyst Project

https://opencatalystproject.org/
3•mfiguiere•2w ago•0 comments

Anthropic’s paper smells like bullshit

https://djnn.sh/posts/anthropic-s-paper-smells-like-bullshit/
847•vxvxvx•14h ago•262 comments

Shell Grotto, Margate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_Grotto,_Margate
35•Michelangelo11•1w ago•4 comments

Garbage collection is useful

https://dubroy.com/blog/garbage-collection-is-useful/
116•surprisetalk•12h ago•38 comments

Show HN: Spam classifier in Go using Naive Bayes

https://github.com/igomez10/nspammer
15•igomeza•1w ago•3 comments

Call Me Maybe: Eavesdropping encrypted LTE calls with ReVoLTE (2020)

https://montsecure.com/research/revolte-attack/
11•vxvrs•4h ago•4 comments

De Bruijn Numerals

https://text.marvinborner.de/2023-08-22-22.html
65•marvinborner•10h ago•7 comments
Open in hackernews

Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics

https://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm
97•lachlan_gray•2h ago

Comments

amelius•2h ago
I don't see much connection here between miss BS and semiconductor physics.

It's just a physics book that happens to have pictures of the popstar in it.

conception•2h ago
It’s a 25 year old joke. It was a simpler time.
aeve890•2h ago
But what's the joke though?
artyom•2h ago
Simpler time, simpler jokes.
twodave•2h ago
It’s called absurdity. It’s funny because it’s obviously not true, and also funny because of the undertones that it’s a clever way to get horny teenagers to study physics who really just want to see the photos.
makeitdouble•1h ago
It would be absurd if pop stars by defintion could not explain semiconductor physics. Like how a snake wearing boots is absurd.
ChrisMarshallNY•32m ago
Dr. Brian May comes to mind...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_May#Scientific_career

Maybe not so absurd.

Also, Todd Rundgren used to be a registered Apple developer. We'd see him moseying around the WWDC, every year.

jchw•1h ago
It's a non-sequitur.
toast0•1h ago
Everyone knows Alanis Morissette is a master electrician. That's why she has one hand in her pocket, while the other is probing a circuit.

Anyway, it's kind of Ironic [1] that the dude from Queen is an astrophysicist, and Britney Spears is writing Semiconductor Physics tutorials. Something something music and math.

[1] Sorry

sunrunner•2m ago
> master electrician

It’s true, she’s high but she’s grounded (not sorry).

rybosome•1h ago
Others have pointed it out, but it’s the juxtaposition of the fact that she’s definitely not an expert in this subject with a lesson in the subject.

There’s some subtle bits to the humor depending on how charitable you’re feeling. It might just be absurdist, as in “Blackbeard’s guide to astrobiology”, or it may be more mean spirited and playing on a belief that she is not intelligent.

TL;DR - the joke formula is just:

subject=…

person_not_familiar_with_subject=…

joke=“${person_not_familiar_with_subject}’s guide to {subject}“

And the amount of implied cruelty in the comparison is variable.

amelius•1h ago
I guess we can now use an LLM to produce a new absurdist book every day.
stinkbeetle•1h ago
"I don't get it."
dymk•45m ago
Same as “the narwhal bacons at midnight” or 67.
chasd00•28m ago
At the time she was ground zero for all of pop culture and pretty much every single man’s crush. When that website came out it was funny because we were all looking at pictures of Britney anyway so may as well learn some physics at the same time.

Btw, she really went downhill once she fell out of popularity. I think she has a life put back together finally but she got a raw deal. I’m rooting for her.

coqadoodle•1h ago
Routergod.com was one of the greats, good times.
PlunderBunny•1h ago
An attempt was made in the section "Band Structure and Effective Mass" of the chapter "Basic Semiconductor Physics" to tie the two disparate subjects together.
sheepscreek•2h ago
Autistic me wanted to half believe it. You don’t get any cookies for bursting my bubble :(
rester324•1h ago
Interesting, I can see a clear connection between the two subjects on this image: https://britneyspears.ac/physics/basics/images/britneycbvb.j...

This can't be coincidence!

Dilettante_•59m ago
Non-sequitur humor was the style at the time.
shermantanktop•46m ago
A joke is like a soap bubble. The act of explaining a joke pops it and reveals it to have no substance.

The essence of humor is simply surprise. Once the surprise is gone, or if it never was surprising, it seems flat or silly.

Some people enjoy humor with deeper meaning, and explaining that meaning might be illuminating. But that’s lipstick on a duck.

philipwhiuk•2h ago
Author briefly/currently worked in SEO as a result.
gnabgib•1h ago
(2000) Popular in:

2023 (37 points, 7 comments) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35763307

2021 (168 points, 112 comments) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25626532

2016 (94 points, 31 comments) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10872658

andy99•1h ago
Coincidentally I was just looking for this picture yesterday https://britneyspears.ac/wallpaper/bswp005_800x600.htm (the one absent Britney, but this did cross my mind)

I remember this, presumably from slashdot 20,years ago

opan•1h ago
The picture on the front page reminds me of the Why's Poignant guide to Ruby, specifically it had a picture of a baby shouting some Ruby code.
JSR_FDED•1h ago
I was crushed when I saw the site needed Flash.
embedding-shape•1h ago
And also Java in the browser for the (presumed) awesome chat, provided the surely still amazing freejavachat.com
AdmiralAsshat•1h ago
Meanwhile Dolph Lundgren has an actual MA in Chemical Engineering. It's a pity we can't get him to do something like this in earnest to teach engineering concepts.
leeoniya•1h ago
and Mayim Bialik holds a neuroscience PhD
master_crab•37m ago
And sadly a bit of a loon about vaccines and supplements.
skopje•18m ago
MA is master of art according to google. MSc seems right.
dmd•8m ago
Many (most, in the US; don't know about Sweden or Australia) institutions don't draw a distinction between the two and award MA regardless.
andrehacker•12m ago
Brian May (Queen) has a PhD degree in astrophysics :)
AlbertoGP•1h ago
Around the time this website was made, I was building an application for a big company in Spain that was to run as a Java applet and required the code to be signed.

They did not yet have their own certificates so I had to make my own CA during testing and sign the code, and I wanted to make sure that they did not forget to switch to their certificates later, so instead of signing the code with my name which some bureaucrat might decide to not bother changing, the code was signed by Britney Spears.

They noticed it, got the joke and made sure to switch certificates for the release. Everything went well thanks to Britney.

leeoniya•1h ago
oh, good.

no longer will i have to settle for learning Quantum Physics from Kim Kardashian [1]

[1] https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6a5mf7/whats_less_be...

sunrunner•4m ago
There’s also Zara Dar and Chang Hsu’s PornHub/OnlyFans pages for maths and STEM subjects, if we’re going down this rabbit hole…
chris_wot•50m ago
There used to be a series of network posts by the "Router God". They went missing, and someone resurrected a bunch of them. Sadly, the article "7 of 9 on OSPF" has left us for good.