I’ve had to rebuild this logic across multiple products, and I got tired of pretending it’s a solved problem. So I built *username.dev*, an API that answers a more useful question than "is this taken?" — it tells you what a username actually represents.
Instead of returning a boolean, the API classifies usernames into real categories like brands, public figures, places, system-reserved terms, dictionary words, premium handles, and offensive content, and returns structured metadata you can actually make decisions with. That means blocking impersonation without breaking legitimate users, stopping abuse without maintaining massive regex lists, and even monetizing high-demand usernames if that’s part of your product.
Under the hood it’s intentionally boring infrastructure: Cloudflare Workers at the edge, KV for fast reads, D1 for usage and analytics, and a simple HTTP endpoint (`GET /check?input=foo`). P95 latency sits around 300ms globally. There’s no ML magic, no black box, and no attempt to be clever — just fast, deterministic classification.
Pricing is usage-based and prepaid because subscriptions for infrastructure like this are annoying. There’s a free tier with 1,000 requests and no credit card. Use it, throw it away, or rip the idea off.
If you think regex blacklists are "good enough", usernames don’t matter, or this is a trivial problem, you’re probably already shipping bugs — they’re just not loud enough yet.
Tell me why this is a bad idea, what edge cases I’m missing, or what you’ve duct-taped together instead.
— Sourabh
sampli•2h ago
choraria•29m ago