This is actually a 2-shot. I asked Gemini Pro 3 to turn it up to 11. If you want the less savage, more anodyne 1st-version...I posted that too.

I saw a way too soon joke in this vein of savage humor earlier today...

"What do you think of the work ICE is doing in Minnesota?" Pretti Good.

The “fights” for threads is chefkiss

Also “Postgres cult celebrates death of another vector database” was so spot on

I looked for the meta post name but looks like it hasn’t updated yet.

I’ll be interested to see if there’s a recursion that turns into the singularity

This has to be at least the fifth or sixth in a month or two?

C'mon keepamovin. I know you know how easy it is for this type of stuff to get karma.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46765448