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Fuck the cloud (2009)

https://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/1717
58•downbad_•2h ago

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downbad_•2h ago
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10771539
tomhow•1h ago
Thanks, Macroexpanded, and some others too...

Fuck the Cloud (2009) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10771539 - Dec 2015 (219 comments)

Fuck the cloud (2009) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2984083 - Sept 2011 (2 comments)

Fuck the Cloud - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=441885 - Jan 2009 (23 comments)

440bx•2h ago
As it appears to be hugged to death, archive link: https://archive.ph/qsdc3
miniman1337•1h ago
the irony
getnormality•1h ago
Sometimes you fuck the cloud, sometimes the cloud fucks you
selimthegrim•1h ago
Nope
hoppyhoppy2•30m ago
or https://web.archive.org/web/20260414220159/https://ascii.tex...
consumer451•18m ago
lol, as a VPN user, I get to read nothing. No offense to archive.org, I get it.
keyle•5m ago
Flared by the cloud.. sic
josefritzishere•1h ago
Resource Limit Is Reached - Hug of death
FaridIO•1h ago
The irony.
markus_zhang•1h ago
I think very soon we will read “Fuck AI”.
echelon•1h ago
Neither would be fucked if they were open source.

Or if they had a ton of viable competition.

operatingthetan•44m ago
Is not most cloud tech based on open-source? Without Linux I feel like we would have seen cloud take off 20 years later than it did.
johnsmith1840•33m ago
Most cloud features are open source tools with special sauce sprinkeled in. But at the same time these companies heavily fund said OS project so I suppose it's not just pure community based work.
furyofantares•1h ago
The sequel to Kiss the sky

Anyway, I love how well GDPR demonstrated this:

> Insult, berate and make fun of any company that offers you something like a “sharing” site that makes you push stuff in that you can’t make copies out of or which you can’t export stuff out of. They will burble about technology issues. They are fucking lying. They might go off further about business models. They are fucking stupid.

rhet0rica•1h ago
The title is an erroneous translation of the Japanese original; it is actually: テキストファイル好きで奇妙な帽子をかぶった男が、天気とセックスをするという計画を発表する。
dillydogg•57m ago
Can you more accurately translate this to English for us?
cyanmagenta•53m ago
According to Google Translate: “A man who loves text files and wears a peculiar hat announces a plan to have sex with the weather.”

Hope this helps.

dillydogg•53m ago
Keep hoping!
ghc•49m ago
It took me way too long to get that.
h4kunamata•46m ago
Up to early 2000s, people would go to the internet to have fun, everything was new, it was the mass migration from analog to digital era.

2020s, people are going offline to have fun.

Homelab is becoming a thing even for people who never had experience with computer, people hosting their own documents, movies, music, backups in case things go bad.

Even some companies have realised the price of going cloud, some are moving back to on-prem hardware with full control.

TacticalCoder•28m ago
> Homelab is becoming a thing even for people who never had experience with computer, ...

Oh totally. I got my brother, who lives on the other side of the world and who's not a dev/sysadmin, just a poweruser, to install Proxmox and he's now using GPU passthrough to have VMs run different AI models (in either Linux or Windows) for image generation, experimenting, etc. He's also got a NAS with RAID etc.

To me a homelab is the 2020's version of having fun with computing: there's something incredibly refreshing in disconnecting my sub-LAN from the Internet and still have music, movies, private pastebin (yup I use this at times between computers for simple stuff I don't want to both scp'ing), private Git repositories, complete backup system (including offline HDDs/SSDs that I rotate into a safe at the bank), etc.

A movie projector, a dumb one, is another very cool thing: connected to nothing but a HDMI cable (not that HDMI is the best standard ever but it does the job).

And to be sure I can still code and work without having a nanny holding my hand as if I was a toddler, I regularly have coding sessions where I don't use Claude Code (but I also pay for a subscription: these things aren't mutually exclusive).

For anyone who wants to have a fun, a used HP Workstation with ECC memory is basically $200 and makes a perfectly fine server at home. Doesn't need to be up 24/7 either: my online service that is up 24/7 is my unbound DNS resolver and I run that one on a Raspberry Pi (for the low power consumption). The rest of my homelab (two Proxmox servers) is basically something I only need when I'm awake/at my desk. So I turn them off at night.

You never go full cloud.

asveikau•20m ago
It's kind of funny that people are talking about "home labs" as a new thing because I've been running some form of servers on consumer PC hardware in my home since around 1998. For me this was an inseparable part of getting to know Linux and *BSD in that era.

I guess I'm just old though.

downut•6m ago
1988. On a math TA salary I paid $600 for an 80MB (That's megabytes) hard drive. I had dialup. I also had Turbo Pascal and an 8087 coprocessor. I was a MS student in computational math AKA numerical analysis.

It was goddam glorious.

Took until 1995ish to have a homelab to experiment with FreeBSD and later Linux over a 10-Base-T network with gcc/g++ and dialup access to this thing called "The World Wide Web". The browser had a throbber dinosaur.

It was even more goddam glorious.

Right now I've got three main systems with decent CPUs and 128GB of memory, and several emphemeral satellite systems. With 8GB of NVIDIA VRAM I'm running gemma4:31b just fine on my media system. Which curiously enough has, ah... media on it.

I feel like I have a good idea how EV owners feel right now. (We have a Prius.)

h4kunamata•1m ago
>I've been running some form of servers on consumer PC hardware in my home since around 1998

My excuse is that I never had the financial stability that I have now in my middle 30s to get things going, also moving oversea and what not didn't help either.

But I didn't go crazy, I have 3 Proxmox servers running a few services, Pihole + Unbound as recursive DNS to avoid DNS poisoning and personal data tracking.

A DIY TrueNAS as the primary system to have a copy of my data.

I have a 4K bluray with physical media, but I do have Jellyfin also because nothing matches 80s, 90s, early 2000s movies and buying DVD in 2026 is pointless. Also, it is not easy or very, very expensive to find a bluray copy of old movies in 2026. Jellyfin solves that.

All my servers are consuming 110W 200VA tops, connected to a second hand APC UPS 1000VA.

If the whole world goes to shit right now, I can still run all my stuff without dependency to the internet.

My last goal is to have a solar/battery system so if WW3 really happens sending us to the cave age, wherever I am will still be 21st century.

ajross•35m ago
Counter-take: this was almost entirely wrong, and the author should be embarassed looking back after 17 years.

I mean, it was 2009. How much of your personal data from then is still around on non-archival media you still control? Even among the geek set here, the answer is likely to be "almost none of it". At best it's "backed up" on media you haven't validated.

Or more likely, copied somewhere else to keep it secured. Like... Dropbox or Backblaze or S3 one of those, you guessed it, CLOUD services.

Likewise, do you still have your email from 2009 online in a useful form? Gmail users, many of them in this very thread, still do.

bee_rider•31m ago
I have all my music from 2009, shuffled from drive to drive. It out-survived my subscriptions to on-demand music streaming services (I do Pandora for discovery but don’t like the feeling of building an Amazon streaming “library” that will actually vanish when I stop paying).

I think the drive that held my old home directory might have died, though.

Terr_•14m ago
All of mine. 20+ years of documents, photos, emails, the email address, instant-messaging logs, etc. A downloaded zip of every comment I ever made on Reddit.

The main exception would be Google Photos stuff that I haven't organized and downloaded yet.

I predict I will maintain my custom-domain email address longer than if I had used Gmail, given its attrition rate of bannings without support.

> on non-archival media you still control [...] Or more likely, copied somewhere else to keep it secured.

Hold up, is this OR or XOR?

Having a copy I control is the important part. That doesn't stop being a success just because I have an off-site backup.

uriegas•30m ago
The idea of offshoring computing is good. However, the cloud developed as a centralized computing platform instead of a distributed one. This has created power dynamics that harm customers. The same happened with social media, and has happened to other industries. I think it would be better for customers if there were many small cloud providers and they could easily switch between them. But even migrating from one cloud provider to another is a huge endeavor these days.

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