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Draw Marc Andreessen on an Egg

https://eieio.games/blog/marc-andreessen-egg-game/
63•LorenDB•3h ago

Comments

aanet•2h ago
too funny!
Havoc•1h ago
Good lawd that is savage
stavros•1h ago
Ok I don't love making fun of someone for their appearance, but by god that is a pointy head.
ed_balls•1h ago
pointy is scary
silisili•1h ago
If the author sees this: the "play the game" link is broken (.game vs .games)
therobots927•1h ago
Hilarious. He deserves jail time, but this is certainly better than nothing.
nxm•52m ago
He deserves it why? Because you feel you’re morally superior to him?
bigyabai•40m ago
He supported Elizabeth Holmes' Theranos scam, for one. She's in jail.
tenuousemphasis•38m ago
Not feel, know.
therobots927•36m ago
I know I’m morally superior to him. He’s a parasite.
A_D_E_P_T•1h ago
Unjustified and unjustifiable.

It mocks -- in peak Millennial Humor fashion -- a major contributor to the tech industry and tech culture. If you don't like his opinions, the honorable response would be to debate those opinions, not attempt (poorly) to make a joke of the man over an inherited, immutable aspect of his physiognomy.

ToucanLoucan•56m ago
Fuck that. All these rich assholes have Carte Blanche all but enshrined in law to make proven-to-be-harmful products free of any liability. The least we should be able to do is make fun of them.

This man and those like him will never have to work again in their fucking lives. They will want for nothing. The world is effectively their theme park. Surely they can bear the psychological weight of mild mockery.

A_D_E_P_T•49m ago
Surely they can, but this particular kind of mockery reflects poorly on the man engaging in it. A person is known by what he does; there are real costs to spending your time engaged in elaborate mockery and vitriol.

If you've read Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, think back to the character of the knight:

> And though that he were worthy, he was wys, And of his port as meeke as is a mayde. He nevere yet no vileynye ne sayde In al his lyf unto no maner wight.

He nevere yet no vileynye ne sayde -- he has never said a villainous word -- in al his lyf unto no maner wight -- in all his life to any kind of person.

One should aspire to be more like a knight and less like a jester.

anematode•39m ago
Relax, and enjoy drawing on some eggs.
joshuahaglund•30m ago
IDK, jesters are running the world and I think Canterbury tales was written before "generous tit for tat" was determined to be the superior game strategy.
shermantanktop•26m ago
Sure. But if you’re going to take the piss, do it upward to those in power.

They will still sleep comfortably on their satin sheets and often badly need a reminder to be wise and meek themselves. Most of them started out like regular humans and can probably be prodded to recall what was like before they were raptured into places where their billions are normal.

mlsu•51m ago
This comment is so not founder mode.
jsrozner•48m ago
By making jokes about the physiognomy, we encourage future applications of eugenics to avoid this unappealing one. This is the right choice as long as the market votes in favor of this post.

There, I used Andreeson's ideas so you can understand it.

surgical_fire•48m ago
No. His ideas should be mocked and ridiculed, because they are dangerous to humanity.

And much like his ideas should be mocked and ridiculed, the man behind those should be mocked and ridiculed as well.

It's about time we stopped treating rich retards as visionaries just because they are rich.

tyleo•47m ago
There are political cartoons of kings, politicians, presidents, going back ages. I agree it’s low brow but it isn’t like some line has been crossed.

It’s good to chuckle every once in awhile and I hope even Marc Andreessen gets a laugh when he sees this.

nutjob2•39m ago
I don't understand these simp style comments. Who cares what he's done (debatable itself), everything that he does is open to criticism in whatever way people choose, including mockery, ridicule and contempt. It's not about being honorable, it's about speaking freely.

People like you seem to think people earn some sort of 'indulgence' because of past achievements. They don't.

People like Andresseen, Musk, Thiel have all earned their infamy. It's up to them to change our minds, not us to moderate our opinions.

pastel8739•37m ago
Is contributing to the tech industry and tech culture supposed to be a good thing?
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