AI could never write this

> We began a heated affair. A contractor hit a pipe above us, so rancid mayo splattered onto our bodies as we embraced, but we were too absorbed in our passion to mind. Try doing that from home.

I can't remember the last time something I read on the internet got a laugh that hard.

The whole thing is brilliant.

I reminds me of something I read years ago. Maybe sometime around 1984...

> Associate Slop Doula

had me ROFL

I'm assuming ButtFuckers demerged to become CageFight Pharma and SodaPorn.

I hope "slop doula" sticks around…

Gosh it's so soothing to read that after those months of drowning into the turbulent deluge of dAIrrhea that are blogposts now

Hilarious read, and strangely accurate in a way.

RTO is the worst shit managers try to push.

I thought mcsweeneys did satire?

Remind of covid days. But i prefer wfh

"More leaders means more leadership"

Heh.

Also: make it stop!!!