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We ported the original Doom to SQL

https://cedardb.com/blog/sqldoom/
38•Vaslo•1d ago

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smalltorch•1w ago
Thats ridiculous I love it. The visual in the bottom right it a great illustration.
paul-vernon•1w ago
> The game logic is just ~5900 lines of SQL. While this sounds a lot, it’s definitely less than the original C source code which does the same in about 9000 lines!

Nice

dang•1d ago
(This has been posted numerous times but none of them made the front page. I've made a new copy of the earliest one that got comments.)
soltanov•17m ago
Less lines of code than vanilla C while abusing query planning as a state machine is peak engineering malpractice. I love it.
Alive-in-2025•6m ago
Yes, this is fantastic! I'm trying it right now. I look forward to the day when LLM inferencing can be done in a sql query and take less than the age of the earth to do something. This works way better than I would have expected, since, well, it's sql all the way down.

I noticed the cedardb.com blogpost on the project is slashdotted at the moment, but the game itself plays just fine.

Replacement of petroleum based products with plant-based materials (2025)

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/eng2.70108
38•thelastgallon•2h ago•7 comments

Run Qwen 3.8 Flash Next (125B) on consumer hardware (RTX 4090) at 100T/s

https://github.com/Niko1221/Strata
742•snehesht•18h ago•333 comments

We ported the original Doom to SQL

https://cedardb.com/blog/sqldoom/
41•Vaslo•1d ago•5 comments

In the wake of closure, a digital archive of animated materials appears online

https://filmstories.co.uk/news/tippett-studios-in-the-wake-of-its-closure-a-digital-archive-of-an...
109•rdmuser•10h ago•11 comments

A 40ms Go garbage collector pause caused by swap

https://frn.sh/go-gc/
66•shellpipe•6h ago•30 comments

Infidel goes wild

https://blog.zarfhome.com/2026/10/infidel-goes-wild
122•tobr•1d ago•19 comments

A browser-native classic Visual Basic VB6 IDE

https://wieslawsoltes.github.io/VB6/
168•wiso•12h ago•65 comments

The Tao of Backup

http://www.taobackup.com/index.html
111•vntok•2d ago•27 comments

Powerless F1 drivers frustrated by Bahrain F1 software glitch

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/horrible-totally-unacceptable-powerless-f1-drivers-frustrated-...
179•llm_nerd•5h ago•117 comments

Turn off Apple Intelligence on macOS 27 and get its disk space back

https://github.com/omlahore/RemoveMacAI
519•privacyisntdead•11h ago•327 comments

Gods in the Classroom: Religion and Education in First Millennium BCE Babylonia

https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/iraq/article/gods-in-the-classroom-religion-and-education...
16•pseudolus•3d ago•0 comments

Tell HN: Bob Cringely has died

856•paveworld•1d ago•182 comments

Improper redaction reveals Google Data Center water and electricity usage

https://www.1011now.com/2026/09/30/more-questions-than-answers-about-lincolns-google-data-center-...
358•sensanaty•11h ago•462 comments

Safe Optimistic Lock Coupling

http://databasearchitects.blogspot.com/2026/04/safe-optimistic-lock-coupling.html
5•greghn•3d ago•0 comments

Self-hosted HTTP tunnels with SSH and Nginx

https://vincent.bernat.ch/en/blog/2026-http-over-ssh
122•renehsz•8h ago•30 comments

Automating my 35mm film scanning pipeline

https://shannadige.com/blog/darkroom/
66•shannadige•1d ago•47 comments

Demystifying Tufte's data-ink ratio

https://tuftesrazor.scienceux.org/
31•s4074433•2d ago•10 comments

Interview with Chicken Scheme Maintainer Sjamaan/Peter Bex

https://alexalejandre.com/interviews/peter-bex/
33•veqq•2d ago•7 comments

Watson Jr. memo about CDC 6600 (1963)

https://www.computerhistory.org/revolution/supercomputers/10/33/62
37•mooreds•1d ago•21 comments

'Neanderthals Among Us' review

https://www.historytoday.com/archive/review/neanderthals-among-us-peter-sahlins-review
69•pepys•1d ago•59 comments

Xray-core concealed a certificate verification bypass vulnerability

https://github.com/net4people/bbs/issues/672
75•timbill•13h ago•10 comments

Homa: The end of TCP for AI clusters [video]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ8WWZzoaR0
70•signa11•11h ago•35 comments

All I wanted was a custom domain email

https://jacobg.co/emails-at-jacobg-co/
59•jgx0•13h ago•82 comments

Nearly 200 people under observation after Irkutsk lab worker dies from plague

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2026/10/02/nearly-200-people-under-observation-after-irkutsk-lab-w...
192•ericmay•4h ago•156 comments

Show HN: Glashütte Trash Clock – A 30-minute pendulum clock made from trash

https://niklasroy.com/gtc/
185•r0r0•3d ago•26 comments

Bill Draper has died

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/technology/william-draper-dead.html
115•bookofjoe•18h ago•36 comments

What is going on with ceiling fans

https://mcmansionhell.com/post/829127919552151552/what-is-going-on-with-ceiling-fans
279•colinprince•4d ago•249 comments

How to scale intent, quality, and artistry with AI [video]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLvFTMtw4Jk
75•simonjgreen•22h ago•25 comments

Fixed Points and Strike Mandates (2012)

https://pvk.ca/Blog/2012/02/19/fixed-points-and-strike-mandates/
12•luu•4d ago•1 comments

Results from the ASIC puzzle

https://blog.janestreet.com/asic-puzzle-results/
85•eru•2d ago•42 comments