Since my grade-school mascot/team was "The Trojans" and my adopted hometown is firmly rooted in pre-Christian Greek culture and mythology, I am currently studying the Trojan War, and I may observe that "Trojan" is an extremely perspicacious brand-name for condoms, more than the average guy would expect.

in my defence, i did lobby hard for "GuyWhoWavesYouThroughTheGate"

Why do you feel entitled to navigate to a website you neither own nor pay for via a method the owner expressly forbids?