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Los Alamos Primer

https://blog.szczepan.org/blog/los-alamos-primer/
1•alkyon•1m ago•0 comments

NewASM Virtual Machine

https://github.com/bracesoftware/newasm
1•DEntisT_•3m ago•0 comments

Terminal-Bench 2.0 Leaderboard

https://www.tbench.ai/leaderboard/terminal-bench/2.0
1•tosh•3m ago•0 comments

I vibe coded a BBS bank with a real working ledger

https://mini-ledger.exe.xyz/
1•simonvc•4m ago•1 comments

The Path to Mojo 1.0

https://www.modular.com/blog/the-path-to-mojo-1-0
1•tosh•6m ago•0 comments

Show HN: I'm 75, building an OSS Virtual Protest Protocol for digital activism

https://github.com/voice-of-japan/Virtual-Protest-Protocol/blob/main/README.md
4•sakanakana00•10m ago•0 comments

Show HN: I built Divvy to split restaurant bills from a photo

https://divvyai.app/
3•pieterdy•12m ago•0 comments

Hot Reloading in Rust? Subsecond and Dioxus to the Rescue

https://codethoughts.io/posts/2026-02-07-rust-hot-reloading/
3•Tehnix•12m ago•1 comments

Skim – vibe review your PRs

https://github.com/Haizzz/skim
2•haizzz•14m ago•1 comments

Show HN: Open-source AI assistant for interview reasoning

https://github.com/evinjohnn/natively-cluely-ai-assistant
4•Nive11•14m ago•5 comments

Tech Edge: A Living Playbook for America's Technology Long Game

https://csis-website-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/s3fs-public/2026-01/260120_EST_Tech_Edge_0.pdf?Version...
2•hunglee2•18m ago•0 comments

Golden Cross vs. Death Cross: Crypto Trading Guide

https://chartscout.io/golden-cross-vs-death-cross-crypto-trading-guide
2•chartscout•20m ago•0 comments

Hoot: Scheme on WebAssembly

https://www.spritely.institute/hoot/
3•AlexeyBrin•23m ago•0 comments

What the longevity experts don't tell you

https://machielreyneke.com/blog/longevity-lessons/
2•machielrey•25m ago•1 comments

Monzo wrongly denied refunds to fraud and scam victims

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2026/feb/07/monzo-natwest-hsbc-refunds-fraud-scam-fos-ombudsman
3•tablets•29m ago•1 comments

They were drawn to Korea with dreams of K-pop stardom – but then let down

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgnq9rwyqno
2•breve•32m ago•0 comments

Show HN: AI-Powered Merchant Intelligence

https://nodee.co
1•jjkirsch•34m ago•0 comments

Bash parallel tasks and error handling

https://github.com/themattrix/bash-concurrent
2•pastage•34m ago•0 comments

Let's compile Quake like it's 1997

https://fabiensanglard.net/compile_like_1997/index.html
2•billiob•35m ago•0 comments

Reverse Engineering Medium.com's Editor: How Copy, Paste, and Images Work

https://app.writtte.com/read/gP0H6W5
2•birdculture•40m ago•0 comments

Go 1.22, SQLite, and Next.js: The "Boring" Back End

https://mohammedeabdelaziz.github.io/articles/go-next-pt-2
1•mohammede•46m ago•0 comments

Laibach the Whistleblowers [video]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Mx2mxpaCY
1•KnuthIsGod•47m ago•1 comments

Slop News - The Front Page right now but it's only Slop

https://slop-news.pages.dev/slop-news
1•keepamovin•52m ago•1 comments

Economists vs. Technologists on AI

https://ideasindevelopment.substack.com/p/economists-vs-technologists-on-ai
1•econlmics•54m ago•0 comments

Life at the Edge

https://asadk.com/p/edge
4•tosh•1h ago•0 comments

RISC-V Vector Primer

https://github.com/simplex-micro/riscv-vector-primer/blob/main/index.md
4•oxxoxoxooo•1h ago•1 comments

Show HN: Invoxo – Invoicing with automatic EU VAT for cross-border services

2•InvoxoEU•1h ago•0 comments

A Tale of Two Standards, POSIX and Win32 (2005)

https://www.samba.org/samba/news/articles/low_point/tale_two_stds_os2.html
4•goranmoomin•1h ago•0 comments

Ask HN: Is the Downfall of SaaS Started?

4•throwaw12•1h ago•0 comments

Flirt: The Native Backend

https://blog.buenzli.dev/flirt-native-backend/
3•senekor•1h ago•0 comments
Open in hackernews

Father Ted Kilnettle Shrine Tape Dispenser

https://stephencoyle.net/kilnettle
224•indiantinker•8mo ago

Comments

zeristor•8mo ago
They could do a Mrs Doyle on that:

“Go on, go on, go on, go on, goes on”

Or that gives you a coup of tea instead

anonzzzies•8mo ago
It's a microcake! You won't feel it going in!
tempodox•8mo ago
I read somewhere that the cake is a lie.
4ugSWklu•8mo ago
You sir have just won the internet!
antithesizer•8mo ago
I hear you're a redditor now, Father!
Ylpertnodi•8mo ago
Does it have cocaine in it? I mean 'raisins'. I love cinnamon.
Macha•8mo ago
> a coup of tea

I mean, I wouldn't put it past Mrs Doyle if some government got in the way of her serving tea, I suppose.

austinallegro•8mo ago
(My lovely, lovely, lovely horse)

My lovely horse (My lovely horse) Running through the field (Running through the field) Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind? (All Summer)

I want to shower you with sugar lumps And ride you over fences Polish your hooves every single day And bring you to the horse dentist

(My lovely, lovely, lovely horse)

My lovely horse, (My lovely horse) You're a pony no more (You're a pony no more) Running around with a man on your back Like a train in the night... like a train in the night (I Love You Anyway) My lovely, lovely, lovely horse

Padriac•8mo ago
I never get sick of this https://youtu.be/jzYzVMcgWhg?si=95fQL3PMCFt2ZtN-
kefabean•8mo ago
One of my favourites https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4fBbhyzE9A
butz•8mo ago
We have to lose that sax solo!
Animats•8mo ago
Next, the paper towel and toilet paper meters.
nabla9•8mo ago
Talk about Baader–Meinhof phenomenon.

Just a week ago I became aware of Father Ted and watched only the show with the tape dispenser because it was recommended to me by Youtube. This article is year old, and shows up now in my feed.

stavros•8mo ago
Yesterday I found out about the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon and now I see it mentioned! Must be the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon phenomenon.
gizajob•8mo ago
I’ve never heard of the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon so I’m now wondering what the week ahead holds for me and the gang.
dymk•8mo ago
That's actually now the Baader-Metahof phenomenon
FionnMc•8mo ago
I genuinely never thought I'd see Father Ted, let alone the lourdes tape dispenser on the front page of HN. What a great day.
mywacaday•8mo ago
Sitting have a lazy late breakfast, sun is shining and this comes up, great start to the day. Showed my wife and she had the great idea that we should watch Fr. Ted from the start again. Fr. Ted first came out when I was in college in the 90s, Thursday night was the big night out for students and as new episodes of Fr Ted would air at 9pm our night out would start in a jammed pub with everyone watching it on a big screen. On a side note, not sure if this would be a sacrilegious or an ecumenical matter but having voice options for Ted, Dougal, Fr Jack, Mrs Doyle, Bishop Brennan, Fr Noel Furlong, Fr Stone, Fr Fintan Stack, Tom, Henry Sellers. That's just off the top of my head, there are many more.It was such magnificent writing and acting that characters that only appeared in one episode would still be mentioned as a joke or reference among my generation. Fond fond memories.
esperent•8mo ago
> Fr. Ted first came out when I was in college in the 90s

I was a teenager, and some of the episodes were filmed at my school. The lovely horse video is the field behind my school where we used to sneak out during break. They even stopped class one day to film a scene at the front of the school - they used the school building as the outside of the craggy island sports center.

sandworm101•8mo ago
I don't believe it.
tempodox•8mo ago
I didn't know sticky tape usage is a blessable act. TIL!
ekaryotic•8mo ago
it's not, the dispenser is a jab at the kind of trinket stalls that form around holy sites. what i don't understand is how the dispenser compensates for the changing radius of the tape roll in order to measure accurately. i suspect that it doesn't.
arp242•8mo ago
Divine intervention, presumably. They don't bless those tape dispensers for nothing.
tempodox•8mo ago
Divine intervention sounds reasonable for an automated blessing device. Otherwise the issued blessings might be unauthorized or even in violation of copyright.
samwillis•8mo ago
Two ways to make it:

- know the total length of the tape, and when it's changed, and therefore predict the current radius of the roll

- a small sprung variable resistor pressing against the under side of the role

But that could be over-engineering something that almost more perfect if it's a little imperfect.

fecal_henge•8mo ago
Id just weigh the roll.
ekaryotic•8mo ago
thought of a third way:

cellophane tape does emit xrays when unrolled, so correlate the strength of the radiation with the angular velocity of the roll to more precisely calculate how much tape was removed. I suspect a second photodiode may respond to the radiation.

stephencoyle•8mo ago
You're right that it doesn't consider changing diameter, though I did contemplate some approaches for doing that. But, since it only needs whole-inch resolution, using the diameter of a half-full roll of tape gets close enough for novelty purposes.
implements•8mo ago
How about measuring the linear tape motion in a similar way that laser mice measure surface movement?
stephencoyle•8mo ago
That's a cool idea! It's all open source, and forks/remixes are encouraged, so feel free to give that a whirl. :)
timwis•8mo ago
Haven’t heard of Fathers Ted, and I assumed by the title that this was an article about passphrases
pansa2•8mo ago
Yes, a Father Ted Kilnettle Shrine Tape Dispenser is an alternative to a Correct Horse Battery Staple
bryanrasmussen•8mo ago
surely there is no alternative to my lovely correct horse battery staple?!
card_zero•8mo ago
Now that he's got the manufacturing costs down this is edging toward being the surprise breakthrough device of the 2020s. Just needs marketing, I hear that Jonathan Ive fellow is in need of something meaningful to do these days.
bookofjoe•8mo ago
Hmmm... what if this IS the AI device he and Altman are talking about but it leaked a year early? Asking for a friend.
stavros•8mo ago
I don't know if this is an HN thing (as in, the software disallows it), but that title needs some punctuation. My first thought was "Who's Ted Kilnettle and what's Shrine Tape"?
jerrysievert•8mo ago
at most it could use a "the" in front of the title:

The Father Ted Kilnettle Shrine Tape Dispenser

which is a reference to a show name Father Ted, in which a Kilnettle Shrine tape dispenser was sold as a souvenir at the Kilnettle Shrine, and brought on a plane by Father Ted in the show Father Ted.

stavros•8mo ago
Father Ted "Kilnettle Shrine" Tape Dispenser.
dottjt•8mo ago
Literally been watching through this series over the past week. Interesting to see it here.
anonzzzies•8mo ago
Father, what's it all about?
austinallegro•8mo ago
That money was just resting in my account. Ask Pat Mustard.
theoreticalmal•8mo ago
Feck off!
Malic•8mo ago
Dur-INK!
mikrl•8mo ago
Sacrifice??

ARSE!

GJim•8mo ago
More water.
lproven•8mo ago
Nuns! NUNS! REVERSE REVERSE!
ndsipa_pomu•8mo ago
Careful now!
puddingpop•8mo ago
Down with this sort of thing!
Malic•8mo ago
Now I want a rubber frog that croaks, “The Golden Age of Ballooning” (Monty Python reference)
lproven•8mo ago
I can do you a 9front release but that's my final offer.

https://9front.org/releases/2022/10/31/0/

vgeek•8mo ago
This seems to be an ecumenical matter.
scottlamb•8mo ago
Neat project!

> Instead of a rotary encoder to measure the tape rotation, it now uses an IR led and sensor.

I don't get it; how does this work? Are there openings at certain positions in the reel that it detects the light through? Why is this better than the rotary encoder design?

stephencoyle•8mo ago
Thanks!

> Are there openings at certain positions in the reel

Yes, that's exactly it! The spool has holes, and there's an IR emitter/detector on either side. You can view the STLs on the GitHub repo or Printables and see for yourself.

It's better than the rotary encoder [for this project specifically] because it's cheaper and doesn't require the sensor to be a load-bearing part.

vmilner•8mo ago
Did Father Ted have much impact in the US? - it always seems v British/Irish in its humour (but that’s true of Monty Python of course and that obviously made it over there)
dylan604•8mo ago
BBC America is a thing since 1998

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBC_America

vmilner•8mo ago
I forget that shows from non-BBC channels in the Uk can get shown on BBC America.
kadoban•8mo ago
It didn't have the cultural impact of many other shows, though certainly some people know of and have seen it. It's less well known/referenced than even Red Dwarf and other fairly niche shows in my experience.
Padriac•8mo ago
We loved it in Australia.
userbinator•8mo ago
The logic runs on an ESP8266 microcontroller instead of a Raspberry Pi Zero, all of which means the electronics inside can be purchased for less than €10.

This looks like the type of application which, if mass-produced, would have the electronics done on a $0.10 mask-programmed COB.

8bitchemistry•8mo ago
Is there a metric version?
theamk•8mo ago
One of the hardest things in Arduino-based designs is power savings, and this one is not an exception.

This design has no power saving, which means it will only last few hours tops on the batteries. This could be improved, but the current design (ESP8266 + analog IR sensor) does not really work with low power.

A good start would be to put a 2nd low-power micro on IR encoder that'd (1) count pulses (2) wake up ESP8266. This will allow one to keep complex stuff (audio out) using Arduino libraries, while small piece of hand-written code will take care low power stuff.

A more advanced design would be to get rid of ESP8266 and switch to low power MCU. If you keep audio uncompressed, a small MCU (STM8 or AVR8) is perfectly capable of playing some speech... and it will only take microamps in sleep/sense mode. You likely won't be able to use as many pre-made libraries however, so this is substantially more development time.

dTal•8mo ago
I think you can do even better and make one that draws no power when not in use - since the activation is a physical movement, you could design it in such a way that it closes a physical switch.
10yearsalurker•8mo ago
Shoddy shoddy shoddy