“Behold, He is coming with the cloud”… Hallelujah.

If you’re reading this, you didn’t get Raptured. If you can read this, you’re closer to Hell than you’d like to think.

Sorry for any inconvenience to your journey, and mind the gap.

Ahh man, this unlocks core memories of surfing the Internet in my bedroom as a teenager, landline strung out to the room next door, coming across sites like this that would say stuff about KJV-only[1] or dc Talk being devil music[2], and striking fear that I'd been getting everything about my fledgling faith all wrong.

(This site seems fairly innocuous for the genre.)

www.bible.ca has a bonafide image map on the home page, with x/y coordinates and everything!

At some point I think I learned that just because someone had a website that made an argument, didn't mean the thing was true. Probably set me up well for the future of the Web.

[1]: https://www.av1611.org

[2]: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com