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San Francisco Onion Futures Company

https://onionfutures.com/
51•z-mach9•55m ago

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Barbing•35m ago
> FAQ

>Is this legal?

>Yes, to the best of our knowledge. 7 U.S. Code § 13-1 prohibits "contract[s] for the sale of [...] onions for future delivery [...] on or subject to the rules of any board of trade in the United States." The San Francisco Onion Futures Company is not a board of trade, defined as an "organized exchange or other trading facility". We sell contracts privately to individual buyers, and do not operate any exchange or secondary market.

Performance art against that law?

Also November onions are an absolute steal compared to the adjacent months!

hyperhello•21m ago
> The San Francisco Onion Futures Company is not a board of trade, defined as an "organized exchange or other trading facility".

I hate to argue but then what would they define this as, if not an organized exchange or other trading facility?

quirkot•19m ago
Legal defense is basically "nuh uh"
riffraff•4m ago
[delayed]
cwal37•34m ago
For those who don’t know:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act

(which also banned box office receipt futures)

A fun thing is to go on FRED and make a graph with prices from onions and, say, corn to see the differences in volatility.

not-my-account•32m ago
These onion prices are quite high! The novelty probably drives up prices. Too bad there isn’t a liquid market for onions
bowmessage•8m ago
Onion soup sounds highly fungible.
theogravity•26m ago
How many onions / lbs does a contract represent?
shoo•15m ago
Pricing is per onion. You could order some and weigh them, and report back.
pjscott•9m ago
A contract represents a set of (quantity, month) tuples, where quantity is an integer greater than zero; that number of onions will be delivered in the first week of the corresponding month to the current holder of the contract. The size of the onions, as well as the onion variety, are unspecified. They'll probably be medium-sized yellow onions, but it's best not to rely on undefined behavior, so be prepared for any kind of onion and any size.
wocram•24m ago
These are 1 onion contracts? Outrageous!
yieldcrv•14m ago
hell yeah, based
ElProlactin•14m ago
Can we tokenize this or get some prediction markets going on Polymarket?
joegibbs•8m ago
Why was the law against onion futures passed in the first place? Couldn’t the same scheme be done with garlic, or sweet potatoes, or turnips or something?
chirau•7m ago
Because Vincent Kosuga.
mimorigasaka•8m ago
The people behind this are a real (if silly) student organization at UChicago and Northwestern campaigning for the legalization of onion futures trading. It's honestly quite entertaining

https://onionfutures.org

shoo•7m ago
US Department of Agriculture publishes a national potato & onion report (issued daily!):

https://www.ams.usda.gov/mnreports/fvdidnop.pdf

Readers may wish to skip ahead to page 4, where onions are discussed.

chirau•6m ago
In an onion related note... is the "I sell onions on the internet" guy still around? I believe he was selling Vidalia onions.

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