To my surprise, there was no function built into sheets to scrape, count, sort or manage comments at all. I also couldnt find any good third party add-ons to solve the problem. So I built one myself.
I discovered that the Drive API gives you the comment text, author and state, but doesnt give the location of the comment which was crucial. Thankfully, the .xlsx export has xl/threadedComments with the cell reference, timestamp, author, resolved flag and parent ID.
How it runs: JSZip in the browser, no sign-in, nothing uploaded anywhere. A browser version of the tool is available at: https://github.com/bsunter93/commentpulse
It's also live in the Google Marketplace at this link: https://workspace.google.com/marketplace/app/comment_export_for_sheets/856300539801
Feel free to take and use it - would love any feedback!