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My AI skeptic friends are all nuts

https://fly.io/blog/youre-all-nuts/
754•tabletcorry•5h ago•1067 comments

Ask HN: Who is hiring? (June 2025)

267•whoishiring•11h ago•257 comments

Snowflake to buy Crunchy Data for $250M

https://www.wsj.com/articles/snowflake-to-buy-crunchy-data-for-250-million-233543ab
116•mfiguiere•6h ago•48 comments

Conformance checking at MongoDB: Testing that our code matches our TLA+ specs

https://www.mongodb.com/blog/post/engineering/conformance-checking-at-mongodb-testing-our-code-matches-our-tla-specs
46•todsacerdoti•4h ago•20 comments

Show HN: I build one absurd web project every month

https://absurd.website
128•absurdwebsite•6h ago•29 comments

Show HN: Kan.bn – An open-source alterative to Trello

https://github.com/kanbn/kan
351•henryball•16h ago•162 comments

Teaching Program Verification in Dafny at Amazon (2023)

https://dafny.org/blog/2023/12/15/teaching-program-verification-in-dafny-at-amazon/
19•Jtsummers•4h ago•4 comments

How to post when no one is reading

https://www.jeetmehta.com/posts/thrive-in-obscurity
506•j4mehta•22h ago•228 comments

Ask HN: How do I learn practical electronic repair?

24•juanse•2d ago•20 comments

Japanese Scientists Develop Artificial Blood Compatible with All Blood Types

https://www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainment/tech-trends/japanese-scientists-develop-artificial-blood/
93•Geekette•4h ago•21 comments

Show HN: Onlook – Open-source, visual-first Cursor for designers

https://github.com/onlook-dev/onlook
323•hoakiet98•4d ago•74 comments

CVE 2025 31200

https://blog.noahhw.dev/posts/cve-2025-31200/
91•todsacerdoti•7h ago•23 comments

ThorVG: Super Lightweight Vector Graphics Engine

https://www.thorvg.org/about
98•elcritch•15h ago•22 comments

Typing 118 WPM broke my brain in the right ways

http://balaji-amg.surge.sh/blog/typing-118-wpm-brain-rewiring
100•b0a04gl•6h ago•144 comments

Show HN: A toy version of Wireshark (student project)

https://github.com/lixiasky/vanta
190•lixiasky•11h ago•64 comments

Show HN: Penny-1.7B Irish Penny Journal style transfer

https://huggingface.co/dleemiller/Penny-1.7B
128•deepsquirrelnet•10h ago•71 comments

Arcol simplifies building design with browser-based modeling

https://www.arcol.io/
45•joeld42•10h ago•24 comments

Ask HN: Who wants to be hired? (June 2025)

98•whoishiring•11h ago•242 comments

Younger generations less likely to have dementia, study suggests

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/jun/02/younger-generations-less-likely-dementia-study
67•robaato•10h ago•57 comments

Ask HN: How do I learn robotics in 2025?

280•srijansriv•13h ago•80 comments

I made a chair

https://milofultz.com/2025-05-27-i-made-a-chair.html
325•surprisetalk•2d ago•124 comments

The Princeton INTERCAL Compiler's source code

https://esoteric.codes/blog/published-for-the-first-time-the-original-intercal72-compiler-code
131•surprisetalk•1d ago•36 comments

Piramidal (YC W24) Is Hiring a Senior Full Stack Engineer

https://www.ycombinator.com/companies/piramidal/jobs/1a1PgE9-senior-full-stack-engineer
1•dsacellarius•9h ago

Mesh Edge Construction

https://maxliani.wordpress.com/2025/03/01/mesh-edge-construction/
37•atomlib•10h ago•1 comments

Can I stop drone delivery companies flying over my property?

https://www.rte.ie/brainstorm/2025/0602/1481005-drone-delivery-companies-property-legal-rights-airspace/
82•austinallegro•7h ago•174 comments

A Hidden Weakness

https://serge-sans-paille.github.io/pythran-stories/a-hidden-weakness.html
29•serge-ss-paille•11h ago•1 comments

Cloudlflare builds OAuth with Claude and publishes all the prompts

https://github.com/cloudflare/workers-oauth-provider/commits/main/
376•gregorywegory•11h ago•276 comments

Intelligent Agent Technology: Open Sesame! (1993)

https://blog.gingerbeardman.com/2025/05/31/intelligent-agent-technology-open-sesame-1993/
40•msephton•2d ago•3 comments

If you are useful, it doesn't mean you are valued

https://betterthanrandom.substack.com/p/if-you-are-useful-it-doesnt-mean
743•weltview•17h ago•333 comments

Reducing Cargo target directory size with -Zno-embed-metadata

https://kobzol.github.io/rust/rustc/2025/06/02/reduce-cargo-target-dir-size-with-z-no-embed-metadata.html
48•todsacerdoti•12h ago•12 comments
Open in hackernews

Father Ted Kilnettle Shrine Tape Dispenser

https://stephencoyle.net/kilnettle
219•indiantinker•1d ago

Comments

zeristor•1d ago
They could do a Mrs Doyle on that:

“Go on, go on, go on, go on, goes on”

Or that gives you a coup of tea instead

anonzzzies•1d ago
It's a microcake! You won't feel it going in!
tempodox•1d ago
I read somewhere that the cake is a lie.
4ugSWklu•1d ago
You sir have just won the internet!
antithesizer•1d ago
I hear you're a redditor now, Father!
Ylpertnodi•1d ago
Does it have cocaine in it? I mean 'raisins'. I love cinnamon.
Macha•1d ago
> a coup of tea

I mean, I wouldn't put it past Mrs Doyle if some government got in the way of her serving tea, I suppose.

austinallegro•1d ago
(My lovely, lovely, lovely horse)

My lovely horse (My lovely horse) Running through the field (Running through the field) Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind? (All Summer)

I want to shower you with sugar lumps And ride you over fences Polish your hooves every single day And bring you to the horse dentist

(My lovely, lovely, lovely horse)

My lovely horse, (My lovely horse) You're a pony no more (You're a pony no more) Running around with a man on your back Like a train in the night... like a train in the night (I Love You Anyway) My lovely, lovely, lovely horse

Padriac•1d ago
I never get sick of this https://youtu.be/jzYzVMcgWhg?si=95fQL3PMCFt2ZtN-
kefabean•1d ago
One of my favourites https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4fBbhyzE9A
butz•1d ago
We have to lose that sax solo!
Animats•1d ago
Next, the paper towel and toilet paper meters.
nabla9•1d ago
Talk about Baader–Meinhof phenomenon.

Just a week ago I became aware of Father Ted and watched only the show with the tape dispenser because it was recommended to me by Youtube. This article is year old, and shows up now in my feed.

stavros•1d ago
Yesterday I found out about the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon and now I see it mentioned! Must be the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon phenomenon.
gizajob•1d ago
I’ve never heard of the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon so I’m now wondering what the week ahead holds for me and the gang.
dymk•1d ago
That's actually now the Baader-Metahof phenomenon
FionnMc•1d ago
I genuinely never thought I'd see Father Ted, let alone the lourdes tape dispenser on the front page of HN. What a great day.
mywacaday•1d ago
Sitting have a lazy late breakfast, sun is shining and this comes up, great start to the day. Showed my wife and she had the great idea that we should watch Fr. Ted from the start again. Fr. Ted first came out when I was in college in the 90s, Thursday night was the big night out for students and as new episodes of Fr Ted would air at 9pm our night out would start in a jammed pub with everyone watching it on a big screen. On a side note, not sure if this would be a sacrilegious or an ecumenical matter but having voice options for Ted, Dougal, Fr Jack, Mrs Doyle, Bishop Brennan, Fr Noel Furlong, Fr Stone, Fr Fintan Stack, Tom, Henry Sellers. That's just off the top of my head, there are many more.It was such magnificent writing and acting that characters that only appeared in one episode would still be mentioned as a joke or reference among my generation. Fond fond memories.
esperent•23h ago
> Fr. Ted first came out when I was in college in the 90s

I was a teenager, and some of the episodes were filmed at my school. The lovely horse video is the field behind my school where we used to sneak out during break. They even stopped class one day to film a scene at the front of the school - they used the school building as the outside of the craggy island sports center.

sandworm101•1d ago
I don't believe it.
tempodox•1d ago
I didn't know sticky tape usage is a blessable act. TIL!
ekaryotic•1d ago
it's not, the dispenser is a jab at the kind of trinket stalls that form around holy sites. what i don't understand is how the dispenser compensates for the changing radius of the tape roll in order to measure accurately. i suspect that it doesn't.
arp242•1d ago
Divine intervention, presumably. They don't bless those tape dispensers for nothing.
tempodox•1d ago
Divine intervention sounds reasonable for an automated blessing device. Otherwise the issued blessings might be unauthorized or even in violation of copyright.
samwillis•1d ago
Two ways to make it:

- know the total length of the tape, and when it's changed, and therefore predict the current radius of the roll

- a small sprung variable resistor pressing against the under side of the role

But that could be over-engineering something that almost more perfect if it's a little imperfect.

fecal_henge•1d ago
Id just weigh the roll.
ekaryotic•1d ago
thought of a third way:

cellophane tape does emit xrays when unrolled, so correlate the strength of the radiation with the angular velocity of the roll to more precisely calculate how much tape was removed. I suspect a second photodiode may respond to the radiation.

stephencoyle•1d ago
You're right that it doesn't consider changing diameter, though I did contemplate some approaches for doing that. But, since it only needs whole-inch resolution, using the diameter of a half-full roll of tape gets close enough for novelty purposes.
implements•1d ago
How about measuring the linear tape motion in a similar way that laser mice measure surface movement?
stephencoyle•1d ago
That's a cool idea! It's all open source, and forks/remixes are encouraged, so feel free to give that a whirl. :)
timwis•1d ago
Haven’t heard of Fathers Ted, and I assumed by the title that this was an article about passphrases
pansa2•1d ago
Yes, a Father Ted Kilnettle Shrine Tape Dispenser is an alternative to a Correct Horse Battery Staple
bryanrasmussen•1d ago
surely there is no alternative to my lovely correct horse battery staple?!
card_zero•1d ago
Now that he's got the manufacturing costs down this is edging toward being the surprise breakthrough device of the 2020s. Just needs marketing, I hear that Jonathan Ive fellow is in need of something meaningful to do these days.
bookofjoe•1d ago
Hmmm... what if this IS the AI device he and Altman are talking about but it leaked a year early? Asking for a friend.
stavros•1d ago
I don't know if this is an HN thing (as in, the software disallows it), but that title needs some punctuation. My first thought was "Who's Ted Kilnettle and what's Shrine Tape"?
jerrysievert•1d ago
at most it could use a "the" in front of the title:

The Father Ted Kilnettle Shrine Tape Dispenser

which is a reference to a show name Father Ted, in which a Kilnettle Shrine tape dispenser was sold as a souvenir at the Kilnettle Shrine, and brought on a plane by Father Ted in the show Father Ted.

stavros•17h ago
Father Ted "Kilnettle Shrine" Tape Dispenser.
dottjt•1d ago
Literally been watching through this series over the past week. Interesting to see it here.
anonzzzies•1d ago
Father, what's it all about?
austinallegro•1d ago
That money was just resting in my account. Ask Pat Mustard.
theoreticalmal•1d ago
Feck off!
Malic•1d ago
Dur-INK!
mikrl•1d ago
Sacrifice??

ARSE!

GJim•12h ago
More water.
ndsipa_pomu•1d ago
Careful now!
puddingpop•1d ago
Down with this sort of thing!
Malic•1d ago
Now I want a rubber frog that croaks, “The Golden Age of Ballooning” (Monty Python reference)
vgeek•1d ago
This seems to be an ecumenical matter.
scottlamb•1d ago
Neat project!

> Instead of a rotary encoder to measure the tape rotation, it now uses an IR led and sensor.

I don't get it; how does this work? Are there openings at certain positions in the reel that it detects the light through? Why is this better than the rotary encoder design?

stephencoyle•1d ago
Thanks!

> Are there openings at certain positions in the reel

Yes, that's exactly it! The spool has holes, and there's an IR emitter/detector on either side. You can view the STLs on the GitHub repo or Printables and see for yourself.

It's better than the rotary encoder [for this project specifically] because it's cheaper and doesn't require the sensor to be a load-bearing part.

vmilner•1d ago
Did Father Ted have much impact in the US? - it always seems v British/Irish in its humour (but that’s true of Monty Python of course and that obviously made it over there)
dylan604•1d ago
BBC America is a thing since 1998

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBC_America

vmilner•6h ago
I forget that shows from non-BBC channels in the Uk can get shown on BBC America.
kadoban•1d ago
It didn't have the cultural impact of many other shows, though certainly some people know of and have seen it. It's less well known/referenced than even Red Dwarf and other fairly niche shows in my experience.
Padriac•16h ago
We loved it in Australia.
userbinator•1d ago
The logic runs on an ESP8266 microcontroller instead of a Raspberry Pi Zero, all of which means the electronics inside can be purchased for less than €10.

This looks like the type of application which, if mass-produced, would have the electronics done on a $0.10 mask-programmed COB.

8bitchemistry•1d ago
Is there a metric version?
theamk•22h ago
One of the hardest things in Arduino-based designs is power savings, and this one is not an exception.

This design has no power saving, which means it will only last few hours tops on the batteries. This could be improved, but the current design (ESP8266 + analog IR sensor) does not really work with low power.

A good start would be to put a 2nd low-power micro on IR encoder that'd (1) count pulses (2) wake up ESP8266. This will allow one to keep complex stuff (audio out) using Arduino libraries, while small piece of hand-written code will take care low power stuff.

A more advanced design would be to get rid of ESP8266 and switch to low power MCU. If you keep audio uncompressed, a small MCU (STM8 or AVR8) is perfectly capable of playing some speech... and it will only take microamps in sleep/sense mode. You likely won't be able to use as many pre-made libraries however, so this is substantially more development time.

dTal•6h ago
I think you can do even better and make one that draws no power when not in use - since the activation is a physical movement, you could design it in such a way that it closes a physical switch.
10yearsalurker•17h ago
Shoddy shoddy shoddy