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Start all of your commands with a comma (2009)

https://rhodesmill.org/brandon/2009/commands-with-comma/
233•theblazehen•2d ago•68 comments

OpenCiv3: Open-source, cross-platform reimagining of Civilization III

https://openciv3.org/
694•klaussilveira•15h ago•206 comments

Hoot: Scheme on WebAssembly

https://www.spritely.institute/hoot/
6•AlexeyBrin•1h ago•0 comments

The Waymo World Model

https://waymo.com/blog/2026/02/the-waymo-world-model-a-new-frontier-for-autonomous-driving-simula...
962•xnx•20h ago•555 comments

How we made geo joins 400× faster with H3 indexes

https://floedb.ai/blog/how-we-made-geo-joins-400-faster-with-h3-indexes
130•matheusalmeida•2d ago•35 comments

Unseen Footage of Atari Battlezone Arcade Cabinet Production

https://arcadeblogger.com/2026/02/02/unseen-footage-of-atari-battlezone-cabinet-production/
67•videotopia•4d ago•6 comments

Vocal Guide – belt sing without killing yourself

https://jesperordrup.github.io/vocal-guide/
54•jesperordrup•5h ago•24 comments

Jeffrey Snover: "Welcome to the Room"

https://www.jsnover.com/blog/2026/02/01/welcome-to-the-room/
37•kaonwarb•3d ago•27 comments

ga68, the GNU Algol 68 Compiler – FOSDEM 2026 [video]

https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/PEXRTN-ga68-intro/
10•matt_d•3d ago•2 comments

Show HN: Look Ma, No Linux: Shell, App Installer, Vi, Cc on ESP32-S3 / BreezyBox

https://github.com/valdanylchuk/breezydemo
236•isitcontent•15h ago•26 comments

Monty: A minimal, secure Python interpreter written in Rust for use by AI

https://github.com/pydantic/monty
233•dmpetrov•16h ago•125 comments

Where did all the starships go?

https://www.datawrapper.de/blog/science-fiction-decline
32•speckx•3d ago•21 comments

UK infants ill after drinking contaminated baby formula of Nestle and Danone

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c931rxnwn3lo
11•__natty__•3h ago•0 comments

Show HN: I spent 4 years building a UI design tool with only the features I use

https://vecti.com
335•vecti•17h ago•147 comments

Hackers (1995) Animated Experience

https://hackers-1995.vercel.app/
502•todsacerdoti•23h ago•244 comments

Sheldon Brown's Bicycle Technical Info

https://www.sheldonbrown.com/
386•ostacke•21h ago•97 comments

Show HN: If you lose your memory, how to regain access to your computer?

https://eljojo.github.io/rememory/
300•eljojo•18h ago•186 comments

Microsoft open-sources LiteBox, a security-focused library OS

https://github.com/microsoft/litebox
361•aktau•22h ago•185 comments

An Update on Heroku

https://www.heroku.com/blog/an-update-on-heroku/
425•lstoll•21h ago•282 comments

PC Floppy Copy Protection: Vault Prolok

https://martypc.blogspot.com/2024/09/pc-floppy-copy-protection-vault-prolok.html
68•kmm•5d ago•10 comments

Dark Alley Mathematics

https://blog.szczepan.org/blog/three-points/
96•quibono•4d ago•22 comments

Was Benoit Mandelbrot a hedgehog or a fox?

https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.01122
21•bikenaga•3d ago•11 comments

The AI boom is causing shortages everywhere else

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2026/02/07/ai-spending-economy-shortages/
19•1vuio0pswjnm7•1h ago•5 comments

How to effectively write quality code with AI

https://heidenstedt.org/posts/2026/how-to-effectively-write-quality-code-with-ai/
265•i5heu•18h ago•216 comments

Delimited Continuations vs. Lwt for Threads

https://mirageos.org/blog/delimcc-vs-lwt
33•romes•4d ago•3 comments

Introducing the Developer Knowledge API and MCP Server

https://developers.googleblog.com/introducing-the-developer-knowledge-api-and-mcp-server/
64•gfortaine•13h ago•28 comments

I now assume that all ads on Apple news are scams

https://kirkville.com/i-now-assume-that-all-ads-on-apple-news-are-scams/
1076•cdrnsf•1d ago•460 comments

Female Asian Elephant Calf Born at the Smithsonian National Zoo

https://www.si.edu/newsdesk/releases/female-asian-elephant-calf-born-smithsonians-national-zoo-an...
39•gmays•10h ago•13 comments

Understanding Neural Network, Visually

https://visualrambling.space/neural-network/
298•surprisetalk•3d ago•44 comments

I spent 5 years in DevOps – Solutions engineering gave me what I was missing

https://infisical.com/blog/devops-to-solutions-engineering
154•vmatsiiako•20h ago•72 comments
Open in hackernews

JRR Tolkien reads from The Hobbit for 30 Minutes (1952)

https://www.openculture.com/2026/01/j-r-r-tolkien-reads-from-the-hobbit-for-30-minutes-1952.html
322•bookofjoe•1mo ago

Comments

krupan•3w ago
This is so good. You can tell that Andy Serkis based his gollum voice off of this.
ParentiSoundSys•3w ago
I wonder what Tolkien would say of so much of the symbolism from his novels being used to bootstrap a horrible dystopian control grid? Would he approve or disapprove? The way that orcs are dehumanized you have to wonder.
usrnm•3w ago
> The way that orcs are dehumanized

Orcs aren't human, though. If anything, they were deelfized

gambiting•3w ago
>>The way that orcs are dehumanized you have to wonder.

If anything, it's their portrayal in the Rings of Power that is idiotic(trying to humanize them) - they aren't human, they don't have families or friends or internal lives and psychological doubts going through their heads - they are meant to be a force("force" like in "force of nature") of evil, not a misunderstood and exploited race of intelligent beings.

For an actually interesting take on "hey what if the orcs are actually intelligent people" there is The Last Ringbearer by a Russian author, presenting LOTR from the perspective of Mordor(it's not a good book, but was an amusing read)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ringbearer

I will however agree with you that it's truly insane how we have a global survailence company that is used to spy on citizens and destroy democracies worldwide that is literally called Palantir. Like, no one working there is seeing it?

avadodin•3w ago
are we the baddies?
ParentiSoundSys•3w ago
wink wink
klondike_klive•3w ago
There must be some pretty industrial strength compartmentalising going on.
Cthulhu_•3w ago
Palantir, Anduril, Istari, and there's even a home security one called Sauron, you can't make this shit up.

Back in my day, LotR names were used for cool metal bands like Gorgoroth, Amon Amarth, Cirith Ungol, Carach Angren, Burzum, etc.

ekianjo•3w ago
There is band called Silmarils as well
GuinansEyebrows•3w ago
the tolkien metal world continues: One of Nine put out a killer record on Profound Lore last year. https://oneofnine.bandcamp.com/album/dawn-of-the-iron-shadow (skip the first track if you don't care for "dungeon synth"). i'm not a big fan of keyboards in metal but the rest of the instrumentation is so good i can forgive it :)
Ntrails•3w ago
> we have a global survailence company that is used to spy on citizens and destroy democracies worldwide that is literally called Palantir. Like, no one working there is seeing it?

The Palantir are not evil creations in the book iirc. They were used by the great kings to see whatever they wished.

Heck, even in the book Aragorn uses the Palantir to make a critical decision turning the tide of battle.

actionfromafar•3w ago
In the book the Palantir are technically neutral devices for Seeing things, that, it turns out, are inherently prone to misuse and once used for Evil, are incredibly difficult to use in any other way.

A better metaphor (accidental or not) for surveillance technology I've never seen.

wyldfire•3w ago
> A better metaphor (accidental or not) for surveillance technology I've never seen.

"We are easily corrupted"

[1] https://www.westword.com/opinion/opinion-palantir-technologi...

[2] https://www.pogo.org/investigates/stephen-miller-conflicts-o...

actionfromafar•3w ago
Edit: it just occurred to me that the book describes a kind of filter bubble, too. The Palantir stones are inherently incapable of showing false data. But they became tuned over time to show highly editorialized video clips which supported a specific (Evil) narrative. That (IIRC) included future projections of possible outcomes.

Denethor (?) tried to use a Palantir for good, but went mad after viewing its selections for years.

Ntrails•3w ago
Denethor was allowed to see what Sauron wanted him to see and nothing more, because he lacked the ability to control the stone away from Sauron. The parallel falls apart somewhat since here his access was essentially controlled by a third party.

(you might argue it reflects certain social media outcomes ofc)

actionfromafar•3w ago
Social media and Fox News.
db48x•3w ago
> once used for Evil, are incredibly difficult to use in any other way.

That’s not true. They were only dangerous to use as long as an insanely powerful immortal demon god had one. If you used a Palantir he would notice and draw your eye toward him. He could then make you see what he wanted you to see, unless you were strong enough to resist. He corrupted Saruman and Denethor merely by talking to them, showing them misleading things, and convincing them that he could not be defeated by any means. Kill Sauron and the Palantiri are safe to use again.

The tools are neutral. It is the users who are good or evil.

It’s the same with the Throne of Amon Hen, fwiw. It’s only dangerous to use because Sauron will notice that you’re using it.

actionfromafar•3w ago
TIL. So it's an even better analogy. Tech is not a problem unless Sauron can read our positional data and control our attention machines in our pockets.
db48x•3w ago
To blame the phone in your pocket is also to miss the point. There are whole industries out there aiming to manipulate your attention. Television, news, advertising, etc, etc. They’ve been manipulating people for centuries, and don’t need phones to do it.
davidrupp•3w ago
> Kill Sauron and the Palantiri are safe to use again.

Alt: Be Aragorn and wrest control of the Orthanc stone from Sauron.

Finbel•3w ago
It sounds like Tolkien didn't quite agree with the simplified take that Orcs are "just" a force of evil

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tolkien%27s_moral_dilemma

gambiting•3w ago
To me it sounds more like he really wanted to give them some agency and the ability to speak, but then was unable to resolve the moral dilemma that came out of it - with different works suggesting different "solutions" to it. As the Wiki article points out, Tolkien was a devout Christian and part of his world view included beings which were wholy and irredimably evil while still able to speak and reason on some level. When you look at Christian iconography, you don't really have theologians saying "well when you have angels slaying demons, are the demons really evil or are they just misunderstood". That's your orcs. Since Tolkien really cared about world building he wanted to make it fit neatly in the myth of creation but as far as I can tell - he was never able to do it neatly.
mwcz•3w ago
I've not seen Rings of Power and I don't plan to, but I'd just point out that the Silmarillion describes the origin of orcs as being an exploited race of intelligent beings, elves who were captured and tortured until their forms became what we know as orcs.

"... all those of the Quendi [elves] who came into the hands of Melkor, ere Utumno was broken, were put there in prison, and by slow arts of cruelty were corrupted and enslaved; and thus did Melkor breed the hideous race of the Orcs in envy and mockery of the Elves, of whom they were afterwards the bitterest foes."

gambiting•3w ago
And as this wiki article posted in other comments very nicely explains, Tolkien never came to a good and final conclusion on how this all really worked, with different explanations in different works of his. The "they were just evil force that could be killed without remorse" theme is the dominant one, because it works in the context of the story and the worldbuilding that he did for it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tolkien%27s_moral_dilemma

mwcz•3w ago
Fully understood and appreciated. I'm just replying to a comment stating that orcs were forces of destruction and not exploited intelligent beings with evidence to the contrary from the Silmarillion. Tolkien's dilemma is even more concrete evidence.
the_af•3w ago
Like the sibling comment remarks, Tolkien never fully embarked on this path.

He had a problem: as a Catholic [1], he thought every creature deserved pity and second chances (you can see this when Gandalf rebukes Frodo when he says "it's a pity Bilbo didn't kill Gollum"). If the Orcs are really "fallen Elves", they deserve pity and maybe mercy; they are worthy of redemption. Yet Orcs in LotR are to be killed on sight; there's only one passage in all of LotR where the Hobbits reflect on the corpse of an Orc with any kind of attempt at insight.

For Orcs to be a thing to be destroyed without mercy, unworthy of redemption, they must have not be corrupted souls. Yet here Tolkien found another stumbling block: according to his Catholic-influenced vision, Evil cannot create, only corrupt and destroy. So Morgoth couldn't have created Orcs, he must have used existing souls as raw material.

Tolkien never resolved this conundrum.

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[1] someone in another comment argued quite convincingly that Catholics at times had no trouble murdering other Christians over doctrinal affairs, so let's add a qualification here: "Tolkien's Catholic-influenced morality, which was his own nonetheless".

GuinansEyebrows•3w ago
> I've not seen Rings of Power and I don't plan to

i say this as a die hard Tolkien fan, having read (most of) HOME: i enjoyed Rings of Power quite a lot and i'd recommend it to anyone who enjoys the extended world of middle earth. the casting is great, i actually did enjoy the picking at the question of orcish morality, and because amazon was willing to throw millions at it, it looks fantastic for a tv show.

it doesn't follow canon (some weird squashing of timelines re: ringmaking, the akallabeth etc) which seems to upset a lot of geeks. however, one thing to keep in mind when interacting with extended works based on Middle Earth is that Tolkien didn't necessarily set out to codify everything perfectly (and what was there was definitely the result of his obsession and great care for the world he built). one of his stated desires in writing LOTR was to establish a modern mythology that other people could write/create within, so the fiction could take a life of its own. maybe he wouldn't always like the ways people built on his work, but that's the risk he took when he explicitly set out to invent a mythology for others to interact with.

we're still going to ignore the hobbit movie trilogy, though.

bell-cot•3w ago
> Like, no one working there is seeing it?

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it!" - Upton Sinclair (1878 - 1968)

"Because Pharaoh is paying daddy, and we need the money." - Unknown laborer at the Pyramid of Djoser, c. 2660 BC, explaining to his son why he's making a giant pile of rocks in the desert.

folkrav•3w ago
I mean, I did leave a role because the things we were doing clashed heavily with my principles (ad-tech adjacent). I had the luxury of doing so - an opportunity arose somewhere else, I could afford to make the move, etc.

But it's also hard for me to imagine someone that today, chooses to interview and take a job at Palantir, and not know what they're up to, who Thiel is and what he stands for.

GuinansEyebrows•3w ago
i think anyone on HN employed by arms manufactures or surveillance tech has a resume good enough to get hired pretty much anywhere that doesn't do those things.
the_af•3w ago
> For an actually interesting take on "hey what if the orcs are actually intelligent people" there is The Last Ringbearer by a Russian author, presenting LOTR from the perspective of Mordor(it's not a good book, but was an amusing read)

I found The Last Ringbearer a book good! Of course it's not in the same league as LotR, it's not engaging in vast myth- and world-building, but it's a well-written, fun book that manages to be engaging. Even knowing it was an alternative take to LotR, I wanted to know what happened!

For everyone who has not read it, it's not simply a "let's retell LotR, only from the perspective of the Orcs". It's a brand new "adventure" so to speak, which shifts the point of view but also describes new events. It starts at the end of the War of the Ring, with Mordor defeated.

gambiting•3w ago
I mean, I really did actually enjoy reading it. But like with a lot of Russian literature - it does have a habit of spending several pages just monologuing here and there - but it is a "fun" read.
bananaflag•3w ago
I'll just leave this here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tolkien%27s_moral_dilemma

ParentiSoundSys•3w ago
Fascinating thank you. I was only aware of the surface level concern around the orcs.
mwcz•3w ago
That's both a very good description of Tolkien's struggles with orcs, and a writing style that feels out of place in an encyclopedia. The Halls of Mandos are described as a halfway house.
bell-cot•3w ago
> J. R. R. Tolkien, a devout Roman Catholic, created what he came to feel was a moral dilemma for himself with his supposedly evil Middle-earth peoples like Orcs [...] so killing them would be wrong without very good reason. Orcs serve as the principal forces of the enemy in The Lord of the Rings, where they are slaughtered in large numbers in the battles of [...]

Admitting that there's a very wide diversity of beliefs under the "Roman Catholic" banner - historic Roman Catholic armies have been eager participants in well-documented battles for the past 1,500 or so years. I'd assume that Tolkien would have had a wide variety of perfectly historic Roman Catholic arguments to chose from, to justify his fictional slaughter.

(If I recall, the orcs slaughtered in LoTR are pretty much all soldier or near-soldiers. Do orc women, children, or other non-combatants ever appear in the story?)

In many ways, that Wikipedia article feels like a Hays Code-era whitewashing of Roman Catholicism.

the_af•3w ago
Your criticism of Catholicism is valid, but regardless: this dilemma of Tolkien is real, and well-documented (e.g. in his letters, etc).

He really did struggle with this, re: the origin of the Orcs, whether they had souls, whether it was ok to default to massacring them without second thought, etc. He never really resolved it.

Most Tolkien fan communities are aware of this dilemma, it's one of those well-known things, along with "did Balrogs have wings?", "couldn't they just fly to Mount Doom and drop the ring?" and "why did Sauron need to put his power within a ring, anyway?".

bell-cot•3w ago
Yes - I am not saying that JRRT himself was anything less than saintly, or did not struggle with the issue.

My issue is with the Wikipedia article's heavy identification of JRRT's personal dilemma with the Roman Church and its doctrines. Historically, for that Church - one could just assume that the orcs were Protestants, so slaughtering them was perfectly okay. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Wars_of_Religion

linksnapzz•3w ago
That would only justify killing francophone orcs.
KineticLensman•3w ago
> "couldn't they just fly to Mount Doom and drop the ring?"

If the allies were counterfactually sensible enough to fly the ring to Mordor, Sauron could have been counterfactually sensible enough to station an Orc/Troll Battlegroup at the Sammath Naur, with a Nazgul combat air patrol.

bell-cot•3w ago
If trying to rationalize things - I'd say Sauron knows that giant eagles are a thing, and able to serve as mounts. So to prevent Western aerial reconnaissance and insertion/extraction of observers/spies/special forces in Mordor, he's got to have some sort of aerial observer / aerial denial systems going. Which systems would make a "fly the Ring to the fire" gambit too risky.

(Vs. voice-of-canon Gandalf makes it clear that anyone seeking to destroy his Preciousss is simply beyond Sauron's Vile McEvil worldview.)

KineticLensman•3w ago
Exactly.

In fact, when Gandalf catches up with Aragorn/Legolas/Gimli in 'The White Rider' chapter, he explicitly tells them that Sauron has committed a major strategic blunder: attacking too early, as soon as he thought the Ring was in play. If he'd kept some forces back to guard Mt Doom, he'd have been alright. Especially because, as later becomes clear, Mt Doom isn't a normal volcano where you could just lob the Ring in from your low-flying eagle. The Cracks of Doom are in a chamber deep inside the mountain.

bell-cot•3w ago
Speaking of things needing rationalization: Smelting iron, which the dwarves are supposedly past masters of, requires furnaces which routinely exceed 1,500 °C. Vs. even exceptionally hot lavas are considerably colder. So why bother forming a Fellowship of the Ring, or embarking on a long & dangerous journey to Mt. Doom, when it'd be vastly quicker & easier to smelt local?
the_af•3w ago
Mount Doom is magical/mythic in nature, the birthplace of the One Ring, while the Dwarven forges aren't.

Quoting Elrond during the Council at Rivendell:

> “It has been said that Dragon-fire might melt and consume the Rings of Power, but there is not now any dragon left on earth in which the old fire is hot enough; nor was there ever any fire, save the fire of Orodruin, that could melt the One Ring.”

Also, the Dwarves that took the One Ring for melting would have likely fallen under its influence, postponing the destruction and ultimately keeping the ring as a keepsake, tool or weapon, like most living creatures would... except for some brave Hobbits, which took a longer time to be corrupted.

More fundamentally, this is not the kind of mindset with which Tolkien wanted us to read LotR. It can be done for fun, but if done seriously, it'd be missing the point.

the_af•3w ago
Note I wasn't really trying to go into the argument, just pointing out these are well-known and very debated topics in Tolkien fandom.

My own opinion is that debating this is missing the point. Tolkien was about the hero's journey, which necessitates the hard path to victory. It's not at all about flying a modern superweapon into Mount Doom; that's too literal a reading.

KineticLensman•3w ago
Tolkien’s orc dialogue in TLOTR is actually very humanised in some ways – the orcs moan about their bosses, complain about rival teams, are concerned about completing their tasks, being punished for failure, etc, etc. When they aren’t fighting, they come across as petty functionaries in a totalitarian state.
FridayoLeary•3w ago
It's a fantasy novel written primarily for entertainment. It's hard enough to write dwarves and elves, orcs are a necessary plot device. If you want you can imagine them as pitiable creatures who have been deprived of free will and have no choice but to act the way they do and loath themselves for it.
the_af•3w ago
> It's a fantasy novel written primarily for entertainment

On one hand, you're right.

On the other, it's unfair to Tolkien and to the scholars who study his work. He spent a lot of his life and effort towards developing this world, he deeply pondered the moral implications and theology of his world, and for all his denial of there being any analogies to the real world, you can see he considered them (he did describe modern men in the modern world as "Orc-ish", etc).

All of this to say we cannot just dismiss it as "it's a fantasy novel".

gregw2•3w ago
Do you mean the palantir or the rings?
gregw2•3w ago
I find Tolkein's depictions on his original jacket covers of the Rings of Power and the one ring and the "all seeing eye" that accompanies them quite evocative:

https://imgur.com/CZSNpiS

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/The_Fellowshi...

gregw2•3w ago
As many of you no doubt know, some people (did you know even 3 days after Hiroshima?![1]) likened Tolkein's One Ring to the power of the atomic bomb developed in the same era: a technology molded by hidden genius, capable of unspeakable power so deadly it must actually /not/ be used, but instead, must be carefully guarded by a small band until it can be destroyed. So that true peace is possible again.

Tolkein of course denied this[2] .... and the timing wasn't right[3] and ... he wasn't a big fan of allegory[4], right?

However, perhaps he foresaw, however unconsciously or through shadow knowledge shared by others or Bentham's Panopticon[5] or seen too by Orwell' 1985[6], the coming surveillance state.

After all, in the trenches of WW1 he took his place managing signals communications in a battalion[7] and when WW2 arrived was approached to be a cryptographer, (even taking four days of preparatory courses on the subject![8] Before getting turned down[9].).

Foresaw what and shared how you ask?

That other, subtler, great Tool of Power to come out of WW2 -- the use of, and covert exposure of, signals encryption.

Encryption exerts its power in a manner not unlike one of the key functions of the rings... Anyone bearing the One Ring or the nine, who then puts on the ring -- like using encryption -- instantly makes themselves "hidden" to the mortal fellows around you.

But tragically, the prolonged use and reliance upon such power deepens and ensures ever increasing temptations and corruptions.

And such ring (encryption) use -- most unintuitively and dangerously -- makes you more, not less visible to the maker of the rings.

(Just as cyphertext stands out in a sea of plaintext.[10] (See Tor today[11], or in WW2 the then-novel phenomena known as radar traceback.[13] Or the then-novel-but-even-more-covert encryption traffic analysis[14].)

Perhaps he saw. And knew.

...

And why too the numeric gap between 1 ring, 3 for elves, 7, and the 9? Nobody knows for sure[15].

Perhaps too some linguistic colleague had whispered to the maker-of-languages (languages as obscure at that time as those of the Apache Code Talkers[16] and similarly perhaps unappreciatedly utilitarian) that... we already had "5 Eyes"[17]??

Perhaps then Tolkein knew? And passed on the word, for those willing to hear...

Poor Tolkein, he became beloved by the very Morlocks[18], err, 'easily corruptible men of middle earth" he warned about.

...

[1...18] Out of time! References available upon request. Or web search... Don't get me started on how this all connects to the Eye of Providence[19] or the Eye of Horus[20]! ;)

KineticLensman•3w ago
> Tolkein of course denied this .... and the timing wasn't right

Just to expand on this, substantial portions of LOTR were written well before the atomic bomb became public knowledge, e.g. Tolkien had written first drafts of Book 4 (Frodo's journey to Mordor with Sam and Gollum) by 1944. In other words, it was already a fundamental plot point that the ring should not be used even as an ultimate weapon.

The depiction of war in LOTR is perhaps more closely associated with Tolkien's personal experiences in the war of 1914-18. The dead marshes in particular have similarities to the trenches of WW1

rdtsc•3w ago
> I wonder what Tolkien would say of so much of the symbolism from his novels being used to bootstrap a horrible dystopian control grid?

What is that referring to? Some new LotR adaptation or some new game?

> The way that orcs are dehumanized you have to wonder.

Why would they be humanized, they are not human?

cgh•3w ago
I think the OP is referring to the company Palantir.
rdtsc•3w ago
Ah fair enough. I just couldn't see it. Thanks for explaining.
Angostura•3w ago
Is there a version minus the music?
grumbelbart2•3w ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c6mcEPhhRg&list=PLMMxav_zz6...
Angostura•3w ago
Thank you so much
mihaic•3w ago
I can't believe Angostura prefers grumbelbart2's link to OPs...
wewewedxfgdf•3w ago
This is the most magnificent audio version ever recorded of The Hobbit - by Nicol Williamson in the early 1970's.

Zip file with mp3 in it:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1b2aPKgVVguOKMOOqWskaliOviYr...

Best enjoyed on a rainy afternoon in an armchair with a cup of tea.

wigster•3w ago
nice - gandalf meets merlin. do love Nicol Williamson
nihakue•3w ago
Excellent, but my favourite has to be the Rob Inglis recordings (of both The Hobbit and LOTR). The songs are top notch, and his voice is perfect, esp. for the tone of the Hobbit. https://archive.org/details/TheHobbitAudiobook/The+Hobbit/Ch...
mwcz•3w ago
Martin Shaw's recording of the Silmarillion is similarly wonderful.
iammiles•3w ago
While we’re at it, Christopher Lee’s narration of Children of Húrin deserves a mention.
grumbelbart2•3w ago
> but my favourite has to be the Rob Inglis recordings

Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's recording.

subpixel•3w ago
These really blew me away. I have a theory that he recorded the narration and dialogue of each character individually and then it was all edited together - it seems impossible to switch back and forth between such incredible character deliveries on the fly. Or perhaps this is just how that kind of work is done. Regardless, an amazing job.
twoodfin•3w ago
Loving this thread.

My Tolkien audio of choice will always be the BBC production of LOTR:

https://archive.org/details/lord-of-the-rings-10_202401

Fantastic cast, including Ian Holm—Bilbo in the Jackson films—as Frodo.

dtgriscom•3w ago
Goodness gracious; I remember having a copy of that in my teens. Wonderful.
loloquwowndueo•3w ago
If you’re sitting on an armchair not really doing anything else, why not just read the book?

Reserve audio versions for when you genuinely can’t look at the book because you’re doing something else.

fsiefken•3w ago
hi loloquwowndueo, i was thinking the same thing, but then I thought why you would prefer reading a book while sitting instead of listening - is it about efficiency and that if you CAN read one should (you use the imperative) read? I also have this view, but when I was young and an avid reader I also enjoyed radio stories immensely as my imagination was also activated. As in the past we were an species with a predominantly oral cultural transmission, arguably more 'embodied', there could be something to say for attending a theatre version in preference of a book. On the other hand, reading often is faster, but it's indirect, you translate the symbols into your imagination yourself, on the upside you perhaps train your mind more. So both have their advantages, one is not necessarily better. I notice I am often looking through a lense of efficiency and then make choices where I loose a certain experience - sitting in the dark listening to someone telling a story instead of reading can be equally wonderful.
bombcar•3w ago
Reading is faster - a reason not to do it! There’s a reason that rituals across time and space have had readings from time immemorial- and not just because of the cost of printing.

Especially with a work like LotR it can be very tempting to skim parts; the audiobook will just continue on, which can help you encounter passages you’d normally have skipped over.

thombat•3w ago
Absolutely! I'd read LotR many times before I first read it aloud as a bedtime story season and was abashed to find how much I'd been skipping over, mostly parenthetical details of geography and world-building, while hastening in pursuit of the plot, like the holder of a big box of bonbons gorging target than savouring.
bombcar•3w ago
Exactly - it's somewhat akin to listening to an album in one sitting vs the songs on shuffle mixed with others; but even moreso.

It wasn't until I had an audiobook version that I "sat through" all the poetry and tree-descriptions, and it was worth it.

daeken•3w ago
Some people just prefer to listen. I read well and I read quite quickly -- I don't know how many books I've physically read, but it's gotta be in the high hundreds at least -- but over the past ~10 years I've switched primarily to audiobooks. Rather than being something that I enjoy while I'm doing something else, I typically do something mindless with my hands (weave chainmail, cross stitch, sew) in order to give my full attention to the book.
michaelmior•3w ago
> I typically do something mindless with my hands (weave chainmail, cross stitch, sew)

For me, that's exactly the sort of "something else" I interpreted the previous comment to refer to.

fifticon•3w ago
same, I do it whenever I oil the trebuchets.
golem14•3w ago
Some audiobooks also seem to gain over the book; for instance, IMO, James Saxon's narration of "Blandings Castle" is truly excellent and gets out the most of Wodehouse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsViudXaSe8

copperx•3w ago
What kind of virtue signaling is this?

My memory works much better when I hear something than if I read it, when it comes to non technical stuff.

gwbas1c•3w ago
I generally prefer reading, but I don't judge people who prefer listening. My wife sometimes plays audiobooks for our kids, I read them.
mlyle•3w ago
I really wish I could make myself listen.

The times I have just sat and listened to a well-told, well-paced story have been magical.

But the dopamine hit of reading -too quickly- competes; the pressure to "be busy" wins and makes me impatient for the spoken word by default.

The defaults are too high. I'd be better off reading less but reading more slowly, and listening sometimes.

But this is not the highest priority problem to fix, either, and I can't fix everything.

noahjk•3w ago
The Hobbit was specifically written to be read out loud, if I remember correctly.

Would you also suggest to the families in the 30s & 40s that listening to the popular radio shows while sitting in the living room could have been a better experience if they had just read the transcript, instead? Or that they should have been multitasking during the shows, else it was a waste of their time?

mitthrowaway2•3w ago
Or for most of human history for that matter, stories have been listened to rather than read. It might be fun to participate in this tradition.
rhyperior•3w ago
Haven’t you ever experienced having a story read to you, and falling into deep immersion and visualization?
cush•3w ago
Honestly, you probably don't even take reading seriously if you're reading the book. If you're sitting on an armchair not really doing anything else, you should be reading from clay tablets, as Tolkien would have wanted.
loloquwowndueo•3w ago
Wow hyperbole and personal attack, all in a single post.
cush•3w ago
Read the room

(see what I did there?)

bombcar•3w ago
To be fair, Tolkien probably have more in common with audiobooks and reading of works than reading them from printed pages - given his scholarly pursuits were of oral traditions.
wewewedxfgdf•3w ago
I suggest people should live their life in a way that makes them happy rather than complying with your expectations.
cush•3w ago
Preach!
senderista•3w ago
Andy Serkis's audiobook of The Hobbit is pretty amazing.
eunoia•3w ago
His full Lord of the Rings audiobook is likewise incredible.
CGMthrowaway•3w ago
In case people dont want to download a 250MB zip just to check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy91aWaC9ag
alex1138•3w ago
Of course he didn't live to see the Peter Jackson movies but I think I've heard his son didn't like them
ekianjo•3w ago
The Hobbit movies had nothing to do with the books.
alex1138•3w ago
Sorry, I meant LOTR
ekianjo•3w ago
Even the LOTR adaptation is questionable. Gandalf kicking Pippin (the exact opposite of what happens in the book), the lack of the scouring of the Shire, and super-Legolas right out of a Marvel movie...
christophilus•3w ago
Legolas was kind of super in the books, though. I think Faramir was the worst character assassination in the movies.
teddyh•3w ago
Also Gimli.
KineticLensman•3w ago
Also Pippin and Merry, who are basically annoying teenagers in the films, even if they do some useful things.
deeg•3w ago
I have a lot of criticism for some of the plot changes that jackson made but I'll credit him for this: his films are the first dramatic sword & sorcery type movies that got the tone right and aren't cringe worthy. The previous attempts at LOTR are awful.
cubefox•3w ago
The LotR movies were a high water mark, even if they aren't perfect. I wish Peter Jackson made a movie for Children of Húrin, though that's probably not happening for many reasons.
jltsiren•3w ago
There was Conan the Barbarian before them. But pretty much everything else in the genre was mediocre or cringe-worthy.

On the other hand, I remember fondly the movie nights a local sci-fi club used to run until the mid-2000s. There were so many terrible Conan clones that were enormously entertaining. And there were some brilliant moments in the early LOTR movies. Such as "Where There's a Whip".

sonofhans•3w ago
I agree with you about Conan the Barbarian being a high note. That movie doesn’t get enough credit. There are very few better in the whole genre.
cgh•3w ago
Conan the Barbarian: co-written by Oliver Stone, directed by John Milius, music composed by Basil Poledouris. Oh, and co-starring James Earl Jones and Max von Sydow. An astounding lineup.
boredhedgehog•3w ago
I think what Tolkien would have hated the most was Aragorn murdering the Mouth of Sauron. Stylistic choices are one thing, but turning morality on its head is on another scale.
alex1138•3w ago
This is wildly unrelated and I apologize but it reminds me of Apollo 13 vs From The Earth To The Moon (which Tom Hanks directed so one suspects he had more creative freedom)

FTETTM has artistic license. There's no record of Collins (Apollo 11) saying "If you had any balls, you'd say 'oh my god! what is that thing?', scream and cut your mic" but it's very in line with his general character, you can imagine it happening

Apollo 13 put in a bogus argument with Swigert after the oxygen tank exploded

I will never not despise "artistic license" which is just simply wrong

aleksiy123•3w ago
That's scene is extended edition only tho
bigstrat2003•3w ago
The LOTR movies are great movies, but are pretty poor adaptations. I don't mind changes which were necessary due to the medium (e.g. cutting Tom Bombadil, which just would bloat the movie without adding anything crucial to the story). But Jackson went beyond that and made changes (for example, having Faramir give in to the temptation of the Ring for a time) because he disagreed with Tolkien's story (that specific change was explained in terms of Faramir's character in the book "doesn't work with the way we are trying to portray the Ring"). That's crossing a line, imo.

The Hobbit movies, on the other hand, are both bad adaptations and bad movies. Truly awful stuff.

mwcz•3w ago
The M4 fan edit was quite good.
bombcar•3w ago
We know what Tolkien felt about other earlier adaptations and even have some suggested comments.

I think he’d have serious issues with things but not necessarily what everyone picks up on.

haunter•3w ago
My favorite recent LotR media:

There is a Lord of the Rings MMO (like World of Warcraft) and a guy made a video recording a walk from the Shire to Mordor. Like you can just walk from the Shire to Mordor in the game. And it's almost 10 hours long in real world time to do that! But on top of that the whole journey is narrated by the Lord of the Rings audio book, with the relevant parts of the journey.

https://youtu.be/LYipECdYpXc

Incredibly relaxing

dtgriscom•3w ago
A nice, relaxing trip to Mordor.
vhtr•3w ago
Oh man, something to watch and listen to in the evenings to come, thank you!

I don't have experience with the LotR Online outside of small clips here and there, but for the past 5 years or so I have been enjoying a bit more retro LotR "mmorpg", a free-to-play MUD that has been in development since 1991 or something: https://mume.org/

In MUME (Multi-Users in Middle Earth) getting from Bree to Mordor by walking won't take you 10 hours, but maybe 10 minutes at most. However, the trip and the destination will be full of dangers, whether it's from pve or pvp side of things.

As a side note, MUME is being developed by volunteers, and I believe the game itself is still ran on some Swiss University servers, where it all began, heh.

vitorfblima•3w ago
Back in the day I used to log in to a MUSH called Elendor (telnet).

It was simply magical and I have many good memories venturing through middle-earth and meeting fellow chars.

vhtr•3w ago
It is crazy to me how captivating and immersive text-based games can be. I've been exploring them for fun in recent years, the roots of modern mmorpgs. Fun to come across stuff you still have in modern games. :)
SockThief•3w ago
That is so good! Thank you!

Do you happen to know where does the narration by Andy Serkis come from? Is it a game? An audiobook?

cpburns2009•3w ago
Andy Serkis did a narration of the Lord of the Rings books a few years ago. My guess is it comes from that.
SketchySeaBeast•3w ago
Andy Serkis has versions of The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, and The Silmarillion all on Audible.
bombcar•3w ago
It’s my book and they’ll walk if I tell them to!
Aromasin•3w ago
I recommend trying to visit the ArdaCraft minecraft server. They're trying to faithfully recreate the LotR world at 1:58 scale, and I've spent some time attempting to do the whole walk over some evenings the past few months. It's absolutely incredible the amount of love and detail has gone into crafting the world.
FergusArgyll•3w ago
He simply walked into Mordor?!
russellbeattie•3w ago
Ha! I watched it for a little while on 2x and it was very cool. Then Frodo hit the river and dives in, swimming across with perfect freestyle form like Michael Phelps!

I literally guffawed and thought, "Well, that's one good way of avoiding the dark riders." Makes that dramatic jump to the barge a little less intense. ;-)

chiph•3w ago
It's about a 12 minute walk in Austin, from Hobbiton Trail to Mordor Cove.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/EgUb7EXTaHguiPKJ7

usrnm•3w ago
But why, couldn't he just fly there on an eagle?
mexicocitinluez•3w ago
People who don't like "On The Road" should listen to Jack read it in his own voice.
weslleyskah•3w ago
It is amazing how Lord of the Rings persists in the world.

Christopher Lee reading the Children of Hurin is also fantastic.

nelblu•3w ago
tangential comment, but if anyone is interested in one of the best (imo "legendary") audio books on LOTR look no further than Phil Dragash : https://archive.org/details/tlotrunabridged.
elcritch•3w ago
Okay who’s going to clone this using AI and have it read the entire book? Anyone?!
willdotphipps•3w ago
I drink in his old local. A bit weird in there I would imagine if you're an American. Although I am a bit American and it is a bit weird in there.
linksnapzz•3w ago
What, the bird & baby?
harywilke•3w ago
Ranged Touch's Shelved By Genre podcast is doing an entire year on The Hobbit + Lord of the Rings. https://rangedtouch.com/2026/01/02/the-hobbit-part-1/
russellbeattie•3w ago
I listen to a lot of Audiobooks and some authors are really, really not suited to read their own works of fiction.

Some are definitive, however. If you haven't heard Douglas Adams read all his books [1], you're definitely missing out. They're harder to track down, and not the best quality as most are copied from old tape cassettes, but I love listening to the genius at work.

Yahtzee Croshaw reading his books is fantastic [2]. As is Patrick Rothfuss reading The Slow Regard of Silent Things [3].

A more recent author I listened to was Adrian Tchaikovsky reading Service Model [4]. He was so good, I checked to see if he had theater training! Really great.

1. https://youtu.be/F_tcznHREXE

2. https://www.youtube.com/live/NNpQROC7dWA

3. https://youtu.be/wm6T7uUr_C8

4. https://youtu.be/Myl1ChiFGTw