Now that's ... that's weird.
Tbf, there’s probably an easier way to achieve that goal that involves much less serious charges than breaking into the jail lol.
The cashier called 911 and told them that a man had robbed the store. When he pulled up he found the man sitting on the curb just waiting for him. He had pulled a knife and stolen one pack of Big Red chewing gum from the store.
All because it was getting cold outside and he needed a place to sleep. And he also had a toothache that had been bothering him for weeks. So he hoped to see a doctor while he was in county jail.
fortran77•1d ago