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Hormuz Minesweeper – Are you tired of winning?

https://hormuz.pythonic.ninja/
204•PythonicNinja•2h ago

Comments

seydor•1h ago
Hormuz is not a minefield though. According to sources, ships are moving near the coast of Iran, according to other sources they are being charged $2M per passage. According to other sources only Yuan paid oil is allowed.
jonplackett•1h ago
I’m not sure this is intended to be factually accurate
diath•1h ago
You can see for yourself if anything is passing: https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:57.7/cente...
mmmwww•1h ago
I've seen reports of ship turning off their AIS before attempting the strait, not sure if this is still valid but Marine Traffic only shows AIS signals that are turned on, which is as simple as flipping a switch.

Also something Chinese fishing ships do around the galapagos and other regions to fish illegally.

oxfeed65261•1h ago
A small number of ships are crossing with AIS off (and without the benefit of GPS, because it is jammed) by coordinating with Iran. For example: https://gcaptain.com/iranian-navy-guided-indian-tanker-throu.... These will not show up on Marine Traffic as they are transiting the strait.
raincole•1h ago
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4geg0eeyjeo

> Before the war, about 138 ships passed through the strait each day according to the Joint Maritime Information Centre, carrying one fifth of the global oil supply.

> The data provided by shipping analysts Kpler shows 99 vessels passing the narrow strait so far this month, an average of just 5-6 vessels a day.

I mean, it's bad, but it's factually not a minefield. The threat isn't coming from mines anyway.

wood_spirit•12m ago
https://www.hisutton.com/Iranian-Naval-Mines.html
0dayman•1h ago
correct
beloch•1h ago
It might not be. It might be. Uncertainty is the point of what Iran is doing.

There might be mines in the straight that are sophisticated enough to be armed, disarmed, or moved on command, or there might not. There might be artillery emplacements* hidden and not found, ready to pop up... or there might not. There are probably still plenty of drones and missiles all over the country that can be called down on Hormuz at will. Iran might choose to save them for something else... or they might not.

If a few oil tankers get through without Iran's permission, one might conclude everything Iran has in place has been found and that the straight is safe. Then again, it might not be. The Iranians might save a few choice surprises for the first aircraft carrier that gets too close. They might also choose to actually sink a large ship**, blocking the straight long-term. The Iranian regime has been planning specifically for a U.S. invasion since it's inception*** and they probably have some very well hidden and nasty surprises as well as plans to use them to maximum effect.

Merchant vessels can't get insurance to go through because of all this uncertainty. The U.S. Navy has completely refused to go in there because losing a multi-billion dollar military vessel along with hundreds or thousands of sailors for a war that's already unpopular would likely knock the U.S. out of it completely. This is why Trump is desperate for other nations to come in and clear the straight. He doesn't care if they lose ships, but he can't afford to lose even one American ship for a "Wag the Dog" war that's already exploded the budget.

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*The straight is narrow enough that artillery can actually cover it. Even the most sophisticated anti-missile defence systems aren't meant to deal with artillery shells fired from nearly point blank range.

**The straight has only a couple of channels deep enough for large vessels to transit. One or two well positioned wrecks could block the works.

*** They rebelled against a Shah installed by a CIA backed coup after all.

donalhunt•52m ago
Lloyds who are one of the biggest players have indicated cover is available.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/mar/20/risk-london...

andyjohnson0•14m ago
At what cost, I wonder?

And then: "after you" ... "no, I insist, after you" ...

noduerme•39m ago
So what's left of the Iranian regime is basically like the Houthis now, reduced to getting world attention by committing random acts of piracy and firing at random ships off their coast. To make whatever point they were trying to make. Seems like a win to me. Declare victory, say the straight is open, just like the Red Sea is open. If anything moves at shipping, destroy its source. They don't have a right to attack merchant vessels, and there's no reason to negotiate with them either.
donalhunt•55m ago
Iran has indicated they will only target ships tied to countries that are involved in the conflict.

That likely means US and Israel. Unclear if countries like the UK that are facilitating the US through use of their bases would be considered legitimate targets (likely yes).

lukan•36m ago
Unfortunately Iran's leadership is in a bit of distress and communication disrupted, and "involved in the conflict" is a very broad term - so they do make some effort to get chinese oil out, but any ship not asking for explicit permission from Iran - will have some great risk of being targeted.

Remember, the strait is not Iranian property, but International waters. So no one would have to ask them for permission, but that is the way it is and most do not risk it (insurance won't cover).

ginko•1h ago
So is the message here that demining the strait of Hormuz will be fairly easy?

I was expecting some curve balls at the end with undecidable constellations but it was all quite straightforward.

FerretFred•1h ago
Someone leaked this to POTUS and he based his whole strategy on it!
amelius•22m ago
What strategy?
jimnotgym•1h ago
Very very good satire. Well done
0dayman•1h ago
and missiles too, not just mines
kentwistle•1h ago
Looks good but can’t play on iPad due to lack of right click.
notrealyme123•1h ago
You win if there are no more fields without mines.
CraftThatBlock•1h ago
Long press flags on touch screens
sandworm101•58m ago
The tie-in with Apple is what doomed the littoral combat ship program. Things got better once they shifted to xbox controllers.
PythonicNinja•37m ago
added support for ipad using long press for flags
simonw•32m ago
Doesn't seem to work on iPhone. I suggest having a button to toggle between mine marking mode and regular mode - I used that on my own little vibe-coded minesweeper clone here: https://tools.simonwillison.net/minesweeper
PythonicNinja•1m ago
good call, added it
seydor•25m ago
sounds like it's more realistic that way
galad87•1h ago
It's missing the double click on a number feature from minesweeper.
fbcpck•1h ago
chording is available only during peace times
sandworm101•1h ago
Clearing more than one sector at a time requires allied support.
PythonicNinja•48m ago
Added double click feature
us321•1h ago
The missile feature is missing.
abdusco•1h ago
Wonderful! Now make another app that lets you pick which children are ok to kill
jacquesm•48m ago
That's easy, just a color range match. /s

This would all be funny if it wasn't so sad.

roysting•9m ago
It’s rather ironic that you would make this kind of comment at the same time as your other comment (I happened to notice) about the pen being mightier than the sword, considering that it’s light skinned Iranians (including literal Aryans) being killed by a hodgepodge of skin colors in Israel and among the US troops assembled for invasion and who will die killing the light(er) skinned Iranians.

Although the American troops are wildly disproportionately “white” because that is historically the pool of peasants the people with the pen draw on to sacrifice and murder for their wars, if you look at the forces and the US military in general, it’s the most diverse, multi-cultural, rainbow coalition in existence on this planet. You literally have people of every race, ethnicity, and nationality included in a rainbow of killing and they are proud of it; yet here we are being sarcastic about it being as simple as “whites” killing “browns”, not realizing that just demonstrates the pen’s lingering albeit still useful control over the mind.

Your point is well made though, the pen is indeed far more powerful when it can hide in plain sight the multi-cultural, rainbow coalition, diversity sword of the maniacal, narcissistic, psychopathic, child raping, Epstein class right in front of you.

The pen is indeed far mightier than the sword

BoredPositron•1h ago
It's a piece about showing the detachment from war and you are arguing like idiots again.
ghywertelling•59m ago
This is symptom of the misunderstanding among people that somehow more people being knowledgeable about politics will bring about a change. "Pen is mightier than sword" was probably written by a person who only wielded pen. It's a collective psyops inflicted by people on themselves, belonging to an era where it made sense. In today's world, it doesn't matter. Bring missles to a sword / knife fight. Only true power is respected.
mulnz•57m ago
Cool man, can you please just pass the blunt.
ghywertelling•44m ago
Listen to Netanyahu speech where he said Evil can win over Good through sheer power.
jacquesm•49m ago
> "Pen is mightier than sword"

You completely misunderstood that. Take into account that you see the swords failing all around you whilst one nation effectively messed up the rest of the world through propaganda and maybe you'll begin to understand the true meaning of that sentence.

Information, used well or abused well, is more powerful than any other weapon of war.

lukan•39m ago
"Information, used well or abused well, is more powerful than any other weapon of war."

Indeed, because people with the swords will decide on that information who to slain or who to defend. If you do it right, you don't need to fight the enemy soldiers, but they will fight for you.

9dev•42m ago
This sort of ridiculous reductionism has never been true. Do you seriously think all the conflicts we experience have never been there before?

"Only true power is respected"—what’s this even supposed to mean? Right now, the American military is shooting with all its mighty glory on Iran, yet loosing the war, money, and yes, respect from the rest of the world. Well, except for Putin maybe, who is unilaterally benefiting from this disaster.

This little incel power fantasy of rule by force you guys are cooking up there is complete and utter bollocks.

general_reveal•56m ago
Trump is trying to prompt the Straight like it’s ChatGPT.
roysting•45m ago
I have not finished a game, but I would be very disappointed if I didn’t get credit for stopping a war once I’ve won.
ChristianJacobs•39m ago
Next FIFA peace price for you!
tclancy•35m ago
Do not fix this perfect Freudian slip!
notrealyme123•24m ago
https://edition.cnn.com/2025/12/04/sport/soccer-world-cup-pe...
justintiime•44m ago
Missing feature where you blanket nuke the whole area to destroy mines.
specproc•33m ago
WHO is currently doing readiness for a nuclear attack in the region.

This is America, the country willing to do the unconscionable when they're not winning fast enough.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politic...

anonymars•18m ago
Other than that, of course, WWII was perfectly civilized
seboapps•35m ago
Great
lukan•32m ago
Ok, I did win. Do I get cheaper gasoline now?
axegon_•12m ago
Probably not. Afaik only the Dutch have eaten their leader in a time of desperation and while I'm not saying that other nations should have taken notes, we are probably all thinking it...
flyinglizard•7m ago
That's it? Momentary gasoline price is all that matters now? Not geopolitical interests, alliances, _Doing The Right Thing_? If that's the only angle you care about, then US subduing the Iranian regime would go a long way to de-facto dissolving OPEC and bring much more flexibility to oil prices.
ericmay•2m ago
Plus if gas prices rise more people might switch to EVs, drive less often, and/or hopefully begin to understand the fragility of our car-only infrastructure and mandatory car ownership and demand better urban planning and transportation options.
alecco•25m ago
https://sweepthestrait.com/ This one was made the first week of the war.
franze•8m ago
here is my version with algo generated levels and you have to navigate a ship from left to right

https://strait-sweeper.franzai.com/

whatsupdog•6m ago
Oh look! A politically motivated post voted number 1 on hacker news! So it's not a violation if this rule:

> Please don't use Hacker News for political or ideological battle. It tramples curiosity.

if it's against Trump or right wing.

nullzzz•3m ago
Well done!

I don’t quite agree with making fun of the situation that’s deadly serious to many innocent people. Yet I’m sure the intentions of the author were good.

Hoping for peace.

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