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Proton Meet Isn't What They Told You It Was

https://www.sambent.com/proton-meet-isnt-what-they-told-you/
48•bundie•44m ago•6 comments

Google releases Gemma 4 open models

https://deepmind.google/models/gemma/gemma-4/
1471•jeffmcjunkin•17h ago•411 comments

ESP32-S31: 320MHz 2C RV32IMAFCP+CLIC, 512KB SRAM, GbE, 802.11ax, 61 GPIO

https://www.espressif.com/en/news/ESP32_S31_Release
42•topspin•5d ago•14 comments

Decisions that eroded trust in Azure – by a former Azure Core engineer

https://isolveproblems.substack.com/p/how-microsoft-vaporized-a-trillion
774•axelriet•17h ago•308 comments

The True Shape of Io's Steeple Mountain

https://www.weareinquisitive.com/news/hidden-in-the-shadow
45•carlosjobim•4d ago•1 comments

Tailscale's new macOS home

https://tailscale.com/blog/macos-notch-escape
458•tosh•15h ago•229 comments

Cursor 3

https://cursor.com/blog/cursor-3
418•adamfeldman•15h ago•325 comments

Artemis II's toilet is a moon mission milestone

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/artemis-iis-toilet-is-a-moon-mission-milestone/
251•1659447091•1d ago•104 comments

C89cc.sh – standalone C89/ELF64 compiler in pure portable shell

https://gist.github.com/alganet/2b89c4368f8d23d033961d8a3deb5c19
124•gaigalas•2d ago•33 comments

Qwen3.6-Plus: Towards real world agents

https://qwen.ai/blog?id=qwen3.6
527•pretext•19h ago•185 comments

Working on Products People Hate

https://www.seangoedecke.com/working-on-products-people-hate/
28•herbertl•5d ago•25 comments

Good ideas do not need lots of lies in order to gain public acceptance (2008)

https://blog.danieldavies.com/2004/05/d-squared-digest-one-minute-mba.html
254•sedev•16h ago•106 comments

Vector Meson Dominance

https://johncarlosbaez.wordpress.com/2026/03/29/vector-meson-dominance/
32•chmaynard•4d ago•2 comments

Show HN: Home Maker: Declare Your Dev Tools in a Makefile

https://thottingal.in/blog/2026/03/29/home-maker/
55•sthottingal•5d ago•33 comments

LinkedIn is searching your browser extensions

https://browsergate.eu/
1736•digitalWestie•20h ago•708 comments

A Rave Review of Superpowers (For Claude Code)

https://emschwartz.me/a-rave-review-of-superpowers-for-claude-code/
19•emschwartz•5h ago•1 comments

New Rowhammer attacks give complete control of machines running Nvidia GPUs

https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/04/new-rowhammer-attacks-give-complete-control-of-machines-...
14•01-_-•1h ago•0 comments

Researchers uncover 2k-year-old bullet inscribed with ominous message

https://www.gbnews.com/science/archaeology-breakthrough-researchers-uncover-2000-year-old-bullet-...
8•bookofjoe•4d ago•1 comments

Significant progress made on Xbox 360 recompilation

https://readonlymemo.com/rexglue-xbox-360-recompilation-interview/
115•tetrisgm•4d ago•25 comments

George Goble has died

https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/wlfi/name/george-goble-obituary?id=61144779
148•finaard•15h ago•31 comments

Maze Algorithms (1997)

https://www.astrolog.org/labyrnth/algrithm.htm
52•marukodo•2d ago•16 comments

The Joy of Numbered Streets

https://humantransit.org/2026/03/the-joy-of-numbered-streets-or-call-it-39th-avenue.html
45•dmit•6d ago•30 comments

ParadeDB (YC S23) Is Hiring Database Internal Engineers (Rust)

https://paradedb.notion.site/
1•philippemnoel•11h ago

Show HN: Made a little Artemis II tracker

https://artemis-ii-tracker.com/
107•codingmoh•10h ago•36 comments

OpenAI Acquires TBPN

https://openai.com/index/openai-acquires-tbpn/
210•surprisetalk•16h ago•164 comments

A Few Good Magazines From the 70s and 80s

https://www.bi6.us/CO/MG.HTML
61•OhMeadhbh•10h ago•18 comments

Inside Nepal's Fake Rescue Racket

https://kathmandupost.com/money/2026/03/27/inside-nepal-s-fake-rescue-racket
288•lode•22h ago•125 comments

JSON Canvas Spec (2024)

https://jsoncanvas.org/spec/1.0/
109•tobr•4d ago•32 comments

Memo: A language that remembers only the last 12 lines of code

https://danieltemkin.com/Esolangs/Memo/
51•notem•11h ago•25 comments

Artemis computer running two instances of MS outlook; they can't figure out why

https://bsky.app/profile/nikigrayson.com/post/3miik2wzosk25
424•mooreds•18h ago•315 comments
Open in hackernews

CERN levels up with new superconducting karts

https://home.cern/news/news/engineering/cern-levels-new-superconducting-karts
394•fnands•2d ago

Comments

Noe2097•2d ago
> Each kart is turbo-boosted by 64 superconducting engines,” explains project leader Mario Idraulico

I guess we can now call you Mario 'Kart' Idraulico.

Oh wait.

Thank you CERN, that was a smart one.

coldsmoke•1d ago
Since I didn't get the name reference either, here is a link for those who want a hint: https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idraulico
fnands•1d ago
Nice, I didn't get it.

I just realized "Kyouryuu" is Japanese for dinosaur.

And Pfirsich is of course Peach.

voidUpdate•2d ago
Is this an april fools joke? The title image looks so over-the-top that I really can't tell if it's a joke or not
tgsovlerkhgsel•2d ago
CTRL+F "safety and health"
kakacik•2d ago
No of course not, they have Mario guys running around in karts doing maintenance of hyper complex system with wrenches. No physics can resist Mario's wrench, thats how we move humanity forward
gostsamo•2d ago
There is a Luigi on the team as well. How it can't be true?
edwcross•2d ago
Fratello. Must be a bro.
hawkjo•1d ago
And Yoshi. And Pfirsich, which is Peach in German
gnarlouse•2d ago
Happy April Fools Day!
fnands•2d ago
I always look forward to CERN's April fools jokes!
pjmlp•2d ago
As Alumni, the tables outside R1 are prime for getting ideas, with some help from fermented barley, especially after work during Summertime.
koolala•2d ago
high temperature super conductors my beloved
rvnx•2d ago
Meh joke considering this was paid on public money.

Same as choosing to spend xxx,xxx USD to have .cern when using subdomains would have worked too (and caused less validation / compatibility issues).

fnands•2d ago
They got the intern to write a funny post. Probably took them an hour and it drums up a bit of good press for the Hi-Lumi LHC.

Money well spent if you ask me.

steve1977•2d ago
As a tax payer in one of the member states, I approve of this joke.
kryptiskt•1d ago
The Web is a side project of CERN, they should have gotten a comped top-level domain by rights.
mrguyorama•1d ago
This page cost taxpayers like 100 Euros maybe. How much money do you think scientists actually make? How much money and effort do you think it takes to post a blog article with a couple paragraphs of text and an image?
rbanffy•2d ago
I really miss Think Geek :-(
jansan•1d ago
When they later actually sold the t-shirt they had previously presented as an April Fools joke? That was pretty cool.
taneq•1d ago
I still had a Timmy the Monkey sticker on the lid of my kitchen bin up until a couple of years ago.
PunchyHamster•2d ago
We need followup post exactly 365 days later describing first karting accident inside CERN
tom-blk•1d ago
Exactly
thomasgeelens•1d ago
oh my, I should really visit one day, I'm not even that far from CERN
fnands•1d ago
They do some good tours. They are first come/first serve, so show up in the morning for the best chance to get a place.
cern•1d ago
CERN Research Facility, Geneva. Subject: Gordon Freeman, Male, Age 27
fnands•1d ago
Gérard Hommelibre?

Bonjour, and bienvenue to the Black Mesa - pardon, la Mesa Noire - Établissement de Recherche. Please keep your hands inside le tramway at all times, and do try not to provoquer une cascade de résonance. Merci.

leoc•1d ago
Tired: particle accelerator which crosses the border between France and Switzerland.

Wired: particle accelerator which crosses the border between Quebec and Ontario.

fragmede•1d ago
Wireless: Quartks crossing between France and Ontario
groundzeros2015•1d ago
Please bro. Just one more particle collider. This one will solve science. The last one wasn’t big enough. Please keep it in desirable real estate though.
taneq•1d ago
Each bigger one has in fact solved more of physics, after being built precisely because there was a good theoretical case for a higher energy collider being helpful.
groundzeros2015•1d ago
I’m ignorant. It’s a meme about their optics being terrible after steam ran out for 90s science optimism.
ahartmetz•1d ago
As somebody slightly better informed (physics degree, following popular science): It really isn't looking great for something that could be found at a small multiple of current energies, but not at current energies.
Akuehne•1d ago
This got me. Thought it was real, busted out laughing when I read the project leads name. It still didn't click.
throw101010•1d ago
Small clue here too, maybe more subtle:

> explained school director, Rosalina Pfirsich, looking up from her storybook

Pfirsich in German means Peach, as in Princess Peach :D

hapidjus•1d ago
There is also ”project leader Mario Idraulico”
adrian_b•1d ago
Also "project leader Mario Idraulico" (i.e. "hydraulic" in Italian) or "Safety coordinator Luigi Fratello" ("Brother Luigi").
TeMPOraL•1d ago
Also the schoolteacher Yoshi Kyouryuu which apparently is the dinosaur.
dasyatidprime•1d ago
The noun “idraulico” also means “plumber”.
rmast•1d ago
They’ve also got:

> schoolteacher Yoshi Kyouryuu, mid-way through painting spots on eggs

darth_aardvark•1d ago
You somehow identified the last possible, most obscure clue. Mario, Luigi, Rosalina, and Yoshi show up before that.
shevy-java•1d ago
For me it was easier. While I forgot it was first april, the image was too outrageous. Looked like AI-generated slop.

They may have had more success with another image. AI slop made us lazy.

riffraff•1d ago
IMO a made up "artist conception" picture on an article like this would have been perfectly appropriate, we've seen worse (think of the whole NEOM thingy).
riffraff•1d ago
ah! got me too!
shdudns•1d ago
Man I fell for it until I saw your post. In fact, I was just about to post what the man's name means in Italian.

I was even going to point out how ironic it is that the mans first name and last name fit together so well.

In my defense I only got as far as idraulico and missed the "Mamma mia, they're super!"

newsclues•1d ago
I read the title and thought CERN + Mario Kart and am giggling.
marricks•1d ago
Someone was saying "can we just not with April fools" this year because everything is so grim and dire in the world... but I think this is such a perfect level we need. I could go for more whimsy like this.
Pixelbrick•1d ago
I'd of said I had limited appetite for April fools gubbins this year too but this still made me smile :)
moron4hire•1d ago
This one was good. It was pretty low-stakes and not anything that would impact anyone. For a while there, companies like Google were announcing products that sounded like a good idea, but turned out were just them trolling everyone over things people had been requesting for a long time.
marricks•1d ago
Their heyday of good jokes was also when they hadn't produced any ads and seemed like an underdog. "Don't Be Evil" days.

Vibe-wise they all feel closer to Raytheon and I sure as fuck wouldn't want to see an attempt at a whimsical joke from Raytheon.

charltones•1d ago
Also the hat and mustache of the kart driver.
rippeltippel•1d ago
Right on time! "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" released today.
shevy-java•1d ago
It took me a while to notice the first april, but actually the image was too unbelievable. But if such karts were possible, I bet the guys at CERN would absolutely use it. And then post on youtube.

We know how things happen in "professional research".

nicman23•1d ago
if you reached c with such a cart - nevermind the heat from air friction, would you be able to breath from a rebreather?
ourmandave•1d ago
I would pay stupid money for a CERN Tunnel Rainbow Road track DLC.
rmast•1d ago
How about for a real life Rainbow Road made by the Quantum Mushroom startup? I think that might be the aerospace applications reference in the article:

> CERN’s Knowledge Transfer Group has begun discussions with European startup company Quantum Mushroom to explore aerospace applications and powering for next-generation anti-gravity vehicles.

MisterTea•1d ago
> How about for a real life Rainbow Road made by the Quantum Mushroom startup?

I once drove on a rainbow road after using some mushroom products. Do not recommend.

anthk•1d ago
As an homage, Supertuxkart might add a CERN-LHC inspired level with a wormhole as a secret path.
stego-tech•1d ago
Ah, the stages of a good April Fool's nerd joke:

1, Reading the Headline on HN) "Man, this is probably going to be something more practical, but I wish they were superconducting go-karts or golf-carts to get around the facility in."

2, Reading the article) "...okay, I was right? Kinda? Huh. Something feels off. Wait a-"

3, Remembering the Date) "FUCK. OK, CERN got me. Good one. Still want a superconducting kart though."

NewLogic•1d ago
Takes me back to the week we all thought room temperature super conductors might be a solved problem.
Bratmon•1d ago
That served a useful purpose- it let you objectively identify how gullible everyone you know is.
fragmede•1d ago
It also served the purpose of finding out who the cynical Debbie Downers who have no hope are as well!
Bratmon•1d ago
If your hope for the future is based on believing the most obviously-impossible technological claim in the world, you're way more cynical than I am.
ppsreejith•1d ago
Why are room temperature superconductors an 'obviously-impossible' technological claim?

Asking since we've managed to increase superconductor temperature several times in the past, right? (to ~ -130 degrees celsius right now IIRC). Why is our current temperature of, say ~30 degrees celsius special?

bell-cot•1d ago
If you look at a list of known superconductors and their transition temperatures - it appears that the difficulty of getting a material to superconduct is proportional some unfriendly power of the absolute temperature.

Superconducting does seem much easier under a few hundred GPa's of pressure - but that's less convenient to maintain than liquid helium cooling.

ErroneousBosh•1d ago
> Why are room temperature superconductors an 'obviously-impossible' technological claim?

Disclaimer - all I know about superconductors, I know from high school physics, and I left high school some 35 years ago so I know the State of the Art is waaaay over there somewhere now, and here I am still playing with my mercury cuprate stuff.

Anyway.

You have a car. It's similar to my car. It has a 200bhp engine, weighs about two tonnes, and tops out at about 100mph. How would you make that a 200mph car?

Well, you'd need more energy, for a start, but E=1/2mv^2 turns into sqrt(2E/m) right, so you need four times as much power for twice the speed. This is okay. You're not getting 800bhp out of the engine you have now but it's doable. You can buy cars with 800bhp engines, these days maybe you'd be looking at some electric motor.

But you're still not doing 200mph because the drag increases as the square of the speed too, so you'd actually need 1600bhp to get to 200mph, which is still doable but opens up even more problems because now everything needs to be heavier to cope with the power.

So all else being the same you're actually onto about 2400bhp or so before you crack 200mph.

Which you achieve just as you either run out of road, or more likely petrol, at £1.50 a litre, so you're not taking too many attempts at it.

Anyway, the tl;dr - it's not just one thing that's stopping you getting that transition point higher, it's a bunch of stuff that interacts in weird ways.

idiotsecant•1d ago
Its not at all clear that room temperature superconductors are impossible, it's a materials problem. If someone was to find one that is probably how they would do it - testing materials for some other property and finding it accidentally.
sandworm101•1d ago
Room temperature is totally possible. Room temperature AND room pressure is another story. Superconductivity acrose a couple nanometers inside a diamond anvil is not very useful even if at "room" temperatures.
ChrisClark•1d ago
Oh god, wow. It's obviously impossible? Please please please write a paper on that, you can save so much scientist time!
Sharlin•1d ago
How?
refulgentis•1d ago
The joke is, more or less, you can reduce everyone into two piles. But that's almost assuredly wrong.

It's very very hard to have what most people would call "autistic" levels of rationality in discourse in this world. But if you hold yourself to high standards, you quickly compute the logical argument OP is making (people who were excited were gullible marks etc. etc.) and realize it's wrong in several different ways (happy to explicate if unclear).

This is, of course, very easy if you were A) excited and B) didn't think it'd come to pass. Also observing that A does not imply B and vice versa is the minimally sufficient observation to rule out OPs comment being rational*

* n.b. "rational" means something akin to "not affected by a psychoactive disorder" in everyday discourse. In philosophy / logic class, it means, the statements x conclusion are internally coherent. "The moon is made of cheese because it is yellow" is rational, "The moon is made of cheese because Teddy Roosevelt likes cheese" is irrational. "The moon is made of cheese because the Pope likes cheese" is rational with the implied premises "God controls all, and he loves the pope"

chime•1d ago
There was more than enough skepticism and cautious optimism too. While it sounded too soon to be real, it wasn't unlike carbon nanotubes, graphene, or solid state batteries — previously unachievable material-tech getting validation in the lab, with a 20yr pipeline for global production. With even nuclear fusion being achieved in very specific / limited instances in the last decade, it's not inconceivable to hope that maybe RTSC are just around the corner.
nekusar•1d ago
They missed a perfect spot to mention something about "Gordon".

(Half-Life joke)

WhitneyLand•1d ago
Call me a killjoy I hate April fools jokes.
fnands•1d ago
Alright then: killjoy
gluten_guardian•1d ago
Ofcourse the guy explaining the carts is called "Mario".
the_af•1d ago
Mario Idraulico and Luigi Fratello overseeing this project? I hope the karts don't run into any stray kooparticles.
pugworthy•1d ago
I'd be cautious of residual Higgs Booson particles in the tunnels. They can cause unexpected phase shifts if encountered, which may expose the driver to unexpected hazards.
lapetitejort•1d ago
The observer effect prevents Booson particles from traveling towards the observer
moron4hire•1d ago
Really enjoyed the "karts and equipment will reach underground areas via giant green pipes" caption on the LHC tunnel diagram.
earthnail•1d ago
Mario Idraulico says „mamma mia, they’re super”. Gosh I love April.