The one you posted works only for americans

Ughhhh snow storm tomorrow

This is pretty neat. I think I probably get this transmission on Infochammel.

that one doesn't put my laptop to aspirate and it;s fast

This may be an age or geography thing, but Weather.com/Retro looks a lot more like the weather channels I remember than either of your two links.

I don't think they were trying to recreate the thing you were expecting, but it seems a little harsh to call it low effort. It's neat! A fun little nod to their history.

The blurring/low quality effect in the weather.com version is so much convincing, it feels like watching it through a CRT tv

I agree. It's really cool. I wonder if this was written with AI assistance. Seems like the perfect kind of fun project that a dev team would really be able to crank out pretty quickly whereas five years ago, there might not have been time or budget for something like this.