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I'm scared about biological computing

https://kuber.studio/blog/Reflections/I%27m-Scared-About-Biological-Computing
60•kuberwastaken•2h ago

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philips•1h ago
I think this is the same ethical questions of veganism and our use/abuse of biological systems. This is an excerpt from "The Pig that Wants to be Eaten" by Julian Baggini

> After forty years of vegetarianism, Max Berger was about to sit down to a feast of pork sausages, crispy bacon and pan-fried chicken breast. Max had always missed the taste of meat, but his principles were stronger than his culinary cravings. But now he was able to eat meat with a clear conscience.

> The sausages and bacon had come from a pig called Priscilla he had met the week before. The pig had been genetically engineered to be able to speak and, more importantly, to want to be eaten. Ending up on a human’s table was Priscilla’s lifetime ambition and she woke up on the day of her slaughter with a keen sense of anticipation. She had told all this to Max just before rushing off to the comfortable and humane slaughterhouse. Having heard her story, Max thought it would be disrespectful not to eat her.

> The chicken had come from a genetically modified bird which had been ‘decerebrated’. In other words, it lived the life of a vegetable, with no awareness of self, environment, pain or pleasure. Killing it was therefore no more barbarous than uprooting a carrot.

> Yet as the plate was placed before him, Max felt a twinge of nausea. Was this just a reflex reaction, caused by a lifetime of vegetarianism? Or was it the physical sign of a justifiable psychic distress? Collecting himself, he picked up his knife and fork . . .

> Source: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams (Pan Books, 1980)

Centigonal•48m ago
is this from Baggini or Adams?
philips•21m ago
Baggini is the source of the quote he just references the concept was from Adams at the end. I copy/pasted this from the book.
dasyatidprime•47m ago
What is the source line at the end representing there? I've read The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and while it definitely contains (and I see it as a major cultural anchor for) animals bred to desire being eaten and be able to say so, it doesn't contain that particular scene (at least in the version I read). Is that line Baggini noting that his scene was inspired by the Adams book?
philips•20m ago
Baggini is the source of the quote he just references the concept was from Adams at the end. I copy/pasted this from the book.
lukasb•1h ago
Anyone who believes AI running on silicon could in principle be conscious has to believe that biological computers are conscious, right? Why aren't those people voicing more concerns?
kuberwastaken•1h ago
same question, I thought a long while before clicking publish contemplating if I were sounding too larp-philosophical but it had been bothering me far too long
kuboble•1h ago
If ai running on silicon can be conscious - does it imply that the same calculation done by a human with pen and paper is also conscious?
behrlich•56m ago
I think so! You independently stumbled upon the "China brain" thought experiment. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_brain - is "the nation of china simulating a brain" conscious?
throw310822•28m ago
From this and Searle's "Chinese room" at least we know for sure that any conscious entity of this type must speak Chinese.
yuck39•54m ago
I think this comes from our rather nebulous definition of "consciousness".

We have this natural tendancy to impose our feelings of self on the definition of consciousness. Its hard to accept that all of our thoughts, emotions, and behaviours could be calculated by a human with pen and paper (with enough humans and developments in neurobiological research).

I believe we will have to reckon with these loose definitions and eventually realize how lacking in utility they are for describing engineered intellegence.

subscribed•38m ago
Your brain is a network. How does your entangled fatty tissue achieved consciousness?

I think that until we can answer this question in the authoritative way ruling out non-brain based consciousness concept is not particularly well thought thought - after all plants exhibit communication and response mechanisms that are similar to those in animals - without brain.

So what's your theory of consciousness and how does it preclude absolutely everything except wetware you generously include? :)

NoMoreNicksLeft•6m ago
>How does your entangled fatty tissue achieved consciousness?

It doesn't. Humans aren't conscious. Nor are any other organisms. They don't have souls either, but that goes without saying since it's just an archaic synonym. Mostly this occurs because humans have painted themselves into corners morally-speaking, and they need justification to eat bacon or grow their population. And apparently "because we can and we want to" isn't the correct solution.

We'll never be able to "answer the question" because it is an absurd question on its face. "Where do we find the magical brain ghosts making us special" presupposes there is something to be found, and a negative answer proves only that we haven't looked hard enough.

>after all plants exhibit communication and response mechanisms that are similar to those in animals - without brain.

Were that line of inquiry followed to its inevitable conclusion, there would be a mass vegan suicide to look forward to.

2OEH8eoCRo0•1h ago
> Why aren't those people voicing more concerns?

They like money

myrmidon•35m ago
This does not follow. Just because biological brains can be conscious does not mean that all of them are, the same way that not every computer is running windows XP.

Why would you expect more concern from people about biological computing? It's not even demonstrated feasibility yet, while LLM based "AI" is already widely used.

rubslopes•13m ago
Correct.

Still, the day we manage to run a full LLM on biological neurons, even if using conventional code under the hood, will be a very interesting day for consciousness discussions.

eddd-ddde•27m ago
Not really. Are jelly fishes conscious? Are carrots conscious? Those are biological and serve complex functions.
throw310822•25m ago
Anyone who believes that humans are conscious has to believe that mosquitoes are conscious too, right?
LeCompteSftware•1h ago
An underappreciated source of nonsense in 21st century discourse is people watching YouTube instead of reading things. It doesn't appear this author read anything, preferring to be spooked and misled by a YouTube video.

   trained them to play DOOM - honestly better than I do.
Maybe the author really really sucks at DOOM, but I think this is a false embellishment:

>> While the neurons can play the game better than a randomly firing player, they’re not very good. “Right now, the cells play a lot like a beginner who’s never seen a computer—and in all fairness, they haven’t,” Brett Kagan, chief scientific officer at Cortical Labs, says in the video. “But they show evidence that they can seek out enemies, they can shoot, they can spin. And while they die a lot, they are learning.” [https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/a-clump-of-human-b... ]

  To play DOOM, the system feeds visual data to the neurons. For the neurons to react, they have to interpret that data in some way. 
This is totally false - not even a misleading metaphor, just plain wrong. The neuronal computer doesn't get any visual information:

>> So how does a petri dish of brain cells play Doom when it doesn’t have any eyes? Or fingers? "We take a snapshot of the game with information like the player’s health and the position of enemies, pass it through a neural network, convert it into numbers, and send the data,” explains Cole. “This is called encoding – essentially turning the game state into signals the neurons can understand. The neurons then fire an output – move left, move right, walk forward, shoot or not shoot – which the system decodes and converts back into actions in the game." [https://www.theguardian.com/games/2026/mar/16/petri-dish-bra...]

I am also concerned about neuronal computing. But it doesn't really help anyone to spread childish ghost stories about it.

I really hate YouTube, by the way. My dad used to read newspapers and had interesting ideas. Now he watches a bunch of YouTube and he's a huge idiot. It's not (directly) because of age: nobody is immune to narcotic slop. I had to delete my account when I realized how much of my life and cognition I was wasting. I wish others would do the same.

kuberwastaken•1h ago
I really do suck at DOOM - and I did read the paper about BNNs, so I anticipated how it works, doesn't make it any less interesting [0]

Playing DOOM is playing DOOM - if it's through your keyboard or mouse of progressing through the game states to move forward - hope that makes sense.

0 - https://arxiv.org/pdf/2602.11632

LeCompteSftware•57m ago
The point is that it doesn't really make sense to say they're "seeing" anything. You said

  So… are the neurons on that chip seeing?

  We all desperately want to say no.
But I can confidently say "no, that's totally childish, the neurons are clearly not seeing anything." And in fact it's not even especially clear that they're "playing DOOM" vs. hitting a biased random number generator in response to carefully preprocessed inputs that come from DOOM. There is a major distinction when the enemy positions are directly piped into the brain.

Again I share the ethical concern about this stuff. But your blog post is quite misleading.

FrustratedMonky•47m ago
Have to say. I kind of agree with both of you.

But 'seeing' in humans is also a bit manipulated.

Does it really matter to the argument if it is seeing 'red', or just that it is 'sensing input'.

Terr_•38m ago
Suppose someone builds a framework that maps Doom to a large succession of Tic-Tac-Toe games.

Would the person tasked with placing X and O marks still be "playing Doom"?

kuberwastaken•22m ago
you don't have to imagine too far - I made DOOM run through a series of pre-rendered images in markdown files as a stateless engine before [0] and the answer to your question is highly upto interpretation

You move, you plan, your actions have outcomes Same question as if you're playing choose-your-own-adventure game storybook

0 - https://github.com/Kuberwastaken/backdooms

philips•1h ago
I feel that "YouTube makes you an idiot" is a misdiagnosis. And one I hear frequently.

Books can make you an idiot too- I think of "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" or "Grit" or any number of pseudo-science best seller books. These books end up capturing the public imagination in big ways too- Grit caused some government policy in the US around when it was popular.

The difference, I suppose, is that YouTube works faster by having many different people presenting the same bad ideas that the algorithm has helped you to buy into.

On the other hand there are amazing and useful YouTube channels that I use all the time like Practical Engineering, Crafsman, Technology Connections, Park Tools, SciShow, Crash Course, and on and on.

FrustratedMonky•59m ago
Exactly.

The Printing Press is good example, one of the first books was on "witch hunting", which panicked people, and lead to a lot of deaths. The first, 'conspiracy theory' to sweep over humans.

Humans are just highly susceptible to manipulation. YouTube is just taking it to next level. Like the difference in eating coca leaves, versus snorting coke.

LeCompteSftware•56m ago
The nice thing about books vs. YouTube is that it's much easier to critically interrogate books while you're reading them. That was the difference with my dad: he thought about what he read. He repeats what he listens to on YouTube.

I hate the proliferation of audiobooks too, by the way. It's the exact same problem.

uriegas•37m ago
To be fair, even reading 'good' books won't make you smart. I think the key is to be critical, which should be thought at a young age. Ikram Antaki dedicated most of her last years in teaching this in Mexico.

Anecdote: When I started studying economics I really agreed with a lot of what I read from economists like David Ricardo, Marx, Smith, etc. Then, I studied what other economist had to say and I could see how they disagreed with the former. This made me realize that I agreed with those people because their arguments 'made sense' to me, but that doesn't mean that what they said is completely true. This is something that has stayed with me, I always wonder how can something be wrong.

xanderlewis•38m ago
Why is Grit pseudoscience? I haven't read it.
FrustratedMonky•1h ago
Converting an image to numbers, doesn't automatically scream, this isn't seeing.

The brain does a lot of manipulation of the input images, the pixels from the retina, that doesn't sound far from just linear algebra.

FrustratedMonky•56m ago
I don't think the average YouTube influencer is growing 200,000 human neurons.

This did have some real scientific backing. Even if the 'result's are hyped.

It is little extreme to call this false because it appeared on YouTube.

LeCompteSftware•52m ago
That's not what I said, I said the blog post was false because the author thoughtlessly digested a YouTube video. It looks like the blog invented some details that weren't actually in the video.
smitty1e•1h ago
Contrarian take: the Promethian efforts will continue, and asymptotically approach the axis of The Real Thing, until we realize that that Prometheus is a variation on the theme of Sisyphus.

Only in this telling, Sisyphus is rolling his uneven boulder along that asymptotic curve a little further with every iteration toward a smiling Zeus.

FrustratedMonky•1h ago
"Where do we draw the line?"

There will be no line as long as there is the rush to win the capitalist game.

UNTIL -> The ball of neurons begins outthinking the humans. Probably also fused with some AI augmentation.

It only takes a few percentage points for a Human to outthink a Chimp. This new 'thing' will dominate the humans.

debo_•23m ago
Username checks out.
kraquepype•18m ago
This is where I'm at as well. I don't think we'll see true AGI until we go beyond silicon. It can't grow on it's own, and we'd burn the world down trying to get it to scale.

A living bundle of neurons that can grow and learn is exciting to think about.

It's also terrifying to imagine the ramifications considering how things are going with silicon based AI.

NoMoreNicksLeft•5m ago
>A living bundle of neurons that can grow and learn is exciting to think about.

They are, but those last few months of changing diapers when you just wish you could trust it to tell you it has to go to the potty are difficult.

qoez•48m ago
We treat actual biological animals a lot worse in some cases so until we bump up the number of neurons significantly higher above what the lowest tier is below us I don't think we should stop the experiments.
pjs_•46m ago
Be careful about how you interpret that paper. It looks really impressive -- real neurons in a petri dish seem to successfully (if amateurishly) murk a few imps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRV8fSw6HaE

But there's more to the setup than you might assume from a casual reading. Here's the code used for that demo:

https://github.com/SeanCole02/doom-neuron

So there is an entire pytorch stack wrapped around the mysterious little blob of neurons -- they aren't just wired straight into WASD. There is a conventional convnet-based encoder, running on a GPU, in the critical path. The README tries to argue that the "neurons are doing the learning" but to my dilettante, critical eye it really looks as though there is a hell of a lot of learning happening in the convnet also.

Are the neurons learning to play doom, or are they learning to inject ever so slightly more effective noise into the critical path? Would this work just as well if we replaced the neurons with some other non-markovian sludge? The authors do ablation experiments to try to get to the bottom of this but I can't really tell how compelling the results are (due to my own ignorance/stupidity of course)

mr-footprint•42m ago
Reminds me of an ethical dilemma in the game "Detroit: Become Human". I found myself philosophically asking what it means to be alive, what it means to be conscious, and if something without biological bones, blood and a brain can feel the same-level of consciousness as humans, or greater.
rolph•33m ago
for now, this is a hyper simplistic and hacky POC.

you may find a look at how a full visual system is constructed to be a relief.

https://www.cell.com/fulltext/S0896-6273(07)00774-X

there is a good distance to go before this is anything beyond a reflex circuit.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/neuroscience/spinal-ref...

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