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Severance

https://lcamtuf.substack.com/p/severance
58•surprisetalk•3h ago

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jihadjihad•55m ago
“What about health insurance?”

“Your enrollment will end on the last day of this month, and we will be providing every affected employee with information about extending their coverage through COBRA.”

“The last day of the month, so, today?”

“Yes, that is correct. On the other hand, our OpenAI and Anthropic accounts are paid quarterly, so you will retain access to your chats and may continue using these tools until the end of September.”

nkg•50m ago
I fell for it!
Animats•46m ago
"Is assisted suicide covered by the severance terms?"
donbox•41m ago
"Absolutely. It's covered through the end of the month, per our generous benefits policy. "
donbox•34m ago
Are cherry09 and steve_ AI agents?
idle_zealot•27m ago
I think the joke is they all are. It's an autonomous company replicating what it was trained on.
Retr0id•22m ago
Oh, I'm dense. I thought it portrayed a scenario in which tokens were unaffordable to individuals, yet necessary for survival. Kinda like US health insurance.
jaggederest•13m ago
The best satire works at more than one level, I think
nancyminusone•21m ago
I thought they were real people, in a near future where everyone is so dependent on AI that not even a company so callous as to fire by video call would even think of depriving another human the tokens they need to get by.
tombert•32m ago
One time when I was in one of these calls. It was pretty obvious it was coming, the company wasn't doing great and there were plenty of whispers.

Still, I was pretty upset I was laid off, because it's just not a fun feeling. After the HR person explained the severance and COBRA stuff, I said something to the CTO like "I wish you all the best in trying to save this company, and for the sake of this conversation, let's just pretend I'm not lying". Then I hung up.

I wish I could feel guilty over that, but ultimately they were cutting off my livelihood, they can deal with momentary hurt feelings.

Waterluvian•14m ago
It's their job to endure the discomfort of having to do the job they're paid to do. It's not your job to make it comfortable for them. That's not to say that there aren't personal or professional consequences for how you conduct yourself. Burning bridges and all that. But I feel that's completely up to you.
marcosdumay•4m ago
It takes a special kind of company for counting it as a burnt bridge for somebody that said "I hope you all fail" and gone away after being fired.

Elevators

https://john.fun/elevators
622•Jrh0203•4h ago•162 comments

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https://tailscale.com/blog/hugging-face-intrusion
96•bluehatbrit•1h ago•39 comments

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181•tosh•2h ago•46 comments

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126•jruohonen•4h ago•81 comments

Golang proposal: container/: generic collection types

https://github.com/golang/go/issues/80590
35•jabits•1h ago•6 comments

Getting 25 Gbps Thunderbolt Ethernet on My Mac Studio

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85•speckx•4h ago•54 comments

Termixer (TUI DJ Mixer)

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25•l00sed•1h ago•13 comments

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33•brunaxLorax•2h ago•12 comments

Severance

https://lcamtuf.substack.com/p/severance
59•surprisetalk•3h ago•15 comments

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https://servo.org/blog/2026/07/31/june-in-servo/
23•iamnothere•1h ago•0 comments

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475•theanonymousone•12h ago•260 comments

DeepSeek-V4-Flash Update

https://api-docs.deepseek.com/updates/
629•dnhkng•14h ago•301 comments

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1•victorology•3h ago

Algorithms on billion-scale graph using 10GB RAM: I love DataFusion

https://semyonsinchenko.github.io/ssinchenko/post/datafusion-graphs-cc-2/
67•speckx•4h ago•18 comments

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15•Jimmc414•1h ago•5 comments

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77•marcobambini•6h ago•28 comments

Orca-Bench: How Ready Are Language Model Agents for Oncall?

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56•at1as•4d ago•6 comments

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49•surprisetalk•4h ago•16 comments

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49•dredmorbius•6h ago•64 comments

The End of an Era

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356•harscoat•8h ago•389 comments

Arch Linux disables AUR package adoption

https://lwn.net/Articles/1086489/
108•database64128•6h ago•75 comments

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56•narragansett•5h ago•13 comments

The C ``Clockwise/Spiral Rule''

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52•etrvic•6h ago•38 comments

The Art of Decision-Making (2019)

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/01/21/the-art-of-decision-making
28•EndXA•4h ago•2 comments

13 Models and 4 Agents on SWE Tasks: Go, Java, Python, Rust, TS

https://swe-rebench.com
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Danube's record low levels force shutdown of Hungary's only nuclear plant

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn0nqv05g0do
112•vrganj•12h ago•119 comments

The most official water costs $120k a gallon

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81•surprisetalk•5h ago•60 comments