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A domain can now say it is for sale, in DNS

https://specification.website/spec/foundations/for-sale-dns/
86•shaunpud•2h ago•43 comments

DeepMind's WeatherNext model achieves breakthrough forecasting cyclones

https://deepmind.google/blog/weathernext-ai-model-achieves-breakthrough-in-forecasting-cyclones/
206•bhavansig•6h ago•61 comments

Don't use your phone while you poop

https://nate.spot/no-phone-while-poop/
95•ExMachina73•1h ago•101 comments

Gateway 2000's hilariously bad ads in the 90s (Part II)

https://buttondown.com/suchbadtechads/archive/gateway-2000-part-2/
27•rfarley04•3h ago•25 comments

Voyager 1 FDS Computer Emulator

https://zaneham.github.io/voyager-fds-emulator/
22•rahen•2h ago•4 comments

A physicist rigged his pet hamster’s wheel to upload to Strava

https://www.runnersworld.com/news/a73355106/hamster-wheel-strava-running/
342•aanet•2d ago•79 comments

Hardware backdoors in some x86 CPUs

https://github.com/xoreaxeaxeax/rosenbridge
238•epestr•8h ago•73 comments

Gentoo bugzilla closed due AI bot scraper overload

https://social.treehouse.systems/@mgorny/117058483039362779
45•happosai•1h ago•11 comments

BYOC Is Not Just 'Deploy into Their Cloud'

https://omnistrate.com/blog/byoc-anywhere-the-spectrum-of-bring-your-own-cloud-deployments
19•kkgupta•4d ago•2 comments

DeepSeek V4 Flash 0731

https://arcprize.org/results/deepseek-v4-flash-0731
708•tosh•21h ago•429 comments

U.S. Department of Energy Launches the Genesis Open Models Initiative

https://genesisopenmodels.anl.gov/
296•moelf•17h ago•114 comments

US Military's cyber command unit grapples with cluster of deaths by suicide

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-08-06/us-military-s-cyber-command-unit-grapples-with...
54•rbanffy•5h ago•72 comments

What happens if an entire class of workers loses faith in their careers

https://www.noemamag.com/why-is-everyone-in-tech-so-sad/
841•RickJWagner•1d ago•937 comments

k-Coloring is Faster than Computing the Chromatic Number

https://arxiv.org/abs/2607.25973
36•matt_d•1w ago•4 comments

Microsoft Edge is about to lock out older ad blockers, just like Chrome did

https://www.theverge.com/tech/976880/microsoft-edge-extensions-ad-blockers-mv2-mv3
84•eternalreturn•5h ago•65 comments

Assembly Hall of Shame

https://github.com/xoreaxeaxeax/asm-hall-of-shame
383•piotrgrabowski•21h ago•94 comments

Europe's free satellite service just made it easier to track wildfires

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/08/europes-free-satellite-service-just-made-it-easier-to-tra...
102•01-_-•5h ago•9 comments

ao486: x86-compatible Verilog core implementing all features of a 486 SX (2014)

https://github.com/alfikpl/ao486
50•csmantle•6d ago•7 comments

Sensitive Info Goes into 'No Reply' Emails Constantly. This Guy Sees It All

https://www.wired.com/story/sensitive-info-goes-into-no-reply-emails-constantly-this-guy-sees-it-...
15•sbulaev•1h ago•3 comments

Ancient Library – 1,060 Greek/Latin texts, click any word to parse it

https://ancientlibrary.net/
232•aagha•20h ago•73 comments

Show HN: Rotating torus in terminal (but with kitty graphics protocol)

https://andreadimatteo.com/torus-v0-5.html
12•deotman•6d ago•2 comments

NASA figured out how to keep its Voyager 2 probe running for another year

https://www.space.com/space-exploration/voyager/nasa-figured-out-how-to-keep-its-48-year-old-voya...
316•wglb•13h ago•67 comments

Lost my phone at the office. Claude suggested tracking Bluetooth signal strength

https://twitter.com/un1c0rnioz/status/2084686552299634805
64•ilamont•19h ago•49 comments

2027 memory capacity is reportedly sold out

https://www.ign.com/articles/ramageddon-continues-another-year-as-2027-memory-capacity-is-reporte...
439•inigyou•1d ago•420 comments

SupererDuperer

https://www.shirtpocket.com/blog/supererduperer
141•zdw•1w ago•29 comments

Managing AI Coding Costs at Scale

https://www.databricks.com/blog/managing-ai-coding-costs-scale
280•moonikakiss•21h ago•230 comments

From One Seed to a Thousand Leaves – Merkle's Authentication Tree

https://0xkrt26.github.io/math_behind_security/2026/08/03/merkle-tree.html
36•denismenace•4d ago•3 comments

Timeline of the OpenAI accidental attack against Hugging Face

https://simonwillison.net/2026/Aug/7/openai-timeline/
130•882542F3884314B•4h ago•145 comments

The Nixpkgs core team has disbanded

https://discourse.nixos.org/t/the-nixpkgs-core-team-has-disbanded/79413
354•Meleagris•14h ago•177 comments

Carl's Required Reading

https://carlkolon.com/reading/
212•cckolon•6d ago•26 comments
Open in hackernews

Don't use your phone while you poop

https://nate.spot/no-phone-while-poop/
93•ExMachina73•1h ago

Comments

spottedmarley•1h ago
But then how would I take the photo I need to feed my AI-powered fecal analysis agent?
close04•1h ago
I’m confused, doesn’t your toilet bowl already do that for you?

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/12/despite-accessing-us...

C-x_C-f•59m ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
gosub100•1h ago
Pro tip: send the photo to spammy overseas recruiters, bonus if you add the photo in a .docx with a password. then when they call you asking for the password, tell them over the phone so you can hear their reaction when they see it.
andsoitis•1h ago
Not just your phone. Don't read books or magazines or do other things.

Get in, take your dump, be done in max 6mins, get up. Don't strain.

bryanrasmussen•58m ago
> be done in max 6mins

this has a very "tell me you haven't had kids yet without telling me" energy to it, in opinion at least.

andsoitis•54m ago
You want to train kids from a young age not to spend a long time on the toilet, which reading encourages. It consistently leads to hemorrhoids. That's just a fact.
stanleykm•53m ago
i think they meant they are purposely sandbagging while on the toilet to get some alone time
andsoitis•42m ago
then it is even worse than I feared! they are both worsening or increasing their own chances of hemorrhoids AND role modeling for their kids that spending a long time on the toilet is OK.
bonsai_spool•19m ago
> You want to train kids from a young age not to spend a long time on the toilet, which reading encourages. It consistently leads to hemorrhoids. That's just a fact.

Whoa, you can preach whatever you'd like, but let's not start inventing 'facts' to put down others.

I don't see 'time sitting on the stool' in our list of hemorrhoid risk factors. If, instead, you mean time straining at the stool, then yes: but the straining begets the reading activities, not the other way around.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8416428/

comrade1234•1h ago
...but then when will I do my Duolingo?
Shaanveer•1h ago
what if i end up daydreamin?
nehal3m•57m ago
God forbid a thought might form!
brtkwr•1h ago
Who read this while in the act?
haraldooo•51m ago
Most upvoted comment in a long time. Probably.
tt_dev•51m ago
you called me out
isoprophlex•39m ago
Does taking a piss count?
tartoran•30m ago
Only if you're sitting down and lingering for 10 minutes...
bellowsgulch•1h ago
Literally read this on the toilet. Thanks!
chasing•1h ago
I have an AI agent that poops for me and just reports the results.
hackerbeat•56m ago
ShatGPT?
sethammons•1h ago
Flip side: more sitting on the toilet ensures a more complete emptying and less rushing/straining.
iterateoften•55m ago
? What? A healthy colon and diet usually do not need to strain or rush. Just sit and poop. like 1min tops.
squidbeak•54m ago
You need to get that dysentery tended to.
iterateoften•48m ago
? Sorry? A healthy colon and diet it’s not liquid or messy. A nice type 4 normal solid log that slides on out.

I’m very scared for most people I see online discussing BMs. People have some seriously twisted up guts and diets.

VeninVidiaVicii•23m ago
It seems we are unfamiliar with sarcasm.
wizzwizz4•48m ago
Everyone's gut is different, but one minute isn't unreasonably short, especially if you have something like a bidet for fast cleaning afterwards. Are you sure you're not constipated?
squidbeak
ozten•57m ago
From an evolutionary perspective, this is a super vulnerable moment and are in a state of hyper vigilance.
aeve890•50m ago
Eridians have figured out the solution for vulnerable moments: I watch, you shit.
sodapopcan•42m ago
Dogs also figured this out, and it goes both ways. This is why they stare at you when they're going, especially when they're puppies.
InsideOutSanta•50m ago
TIL that in the past, I definitely would have died while pooping.
jjgreen•38m ago
Odd that sloths spend their life in the trees except when they climb down to have a crap.
01100011•32m ago
Yeah, exactly this. Once you have a toddler you realize there is an inherent desire to be alone while pooping. There is a sort of shame about this. Always Sunny made a joke about this: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TFqzjdk5XPs
cesnja•55m ago
If you have time to read on the toilet, then (barring any disease or other disfunction) you’re not getting enough fiber.
squidbeak•52m ago
It's one of the most tranquil parts of the day, and a time out from busier things. What's the rush?
jdw64•53m ago
Sitting on the toilet reading this post gives it a whole different feel.
Waterluvian•52m ago
But there aren’t enough shampoo bottles to read.
jhfdbkofdchk•49m ago
Yes yes I know this contains sodium laureth sulfate what else have you got?
david-gpu•47m ago
Aqua and sodium chloride. Because saying water and salt doesn't sound posh enough, somehow.
pasc1878•25m ago
No it is diversity.

The ingredients have to be understandable by non English speakers – so water is out.

As for salt which one?

zerr•27m ago
Cocamidopropyl betaine is a must for me.
maguay•27m ago
There are dozens of us!
jareklupinski•18m ago
that explains Dr Bronner's branding
Retr0id•52m ago
If pooping is the only time you spend away from your phone, you're not spending enough time away from your phone.
echelon•43m ago
The reason we have declining birth rates is phones.

It's not the economy. People have overwhelmingly been historically poor. Our ancestors ate rotting and festering meat and they had plenty of kids. Your great great grandparents went through some shit. HN community demographics are the exception to the rule.

The problem is every man and woman is sucked into a phone. They're never bored. There's no need to plan for long term fulfillment in another person. Always just more dopamine. Settling down isn't good because we're trained on short form gratification loops.

The spy devices enforce conformance too. Nobody takes risks and parties. Looking foolish will be shared and shamed. People get sucked into these closed off hyper critical portals where everyone sees a highlight reel, questions themselves, and adapts to the performance culture status quo.

This is worse than either Brave New World or 1984.

It's an almost fitting handoff that our species goes into decline as the robots begin to take over. Our species can't be just scaffolding right? We're kind of doing our best to prove that we are.

KerryJones•40m ago
Ive read quite a bit, including one of my favorite articles, "It's probably the phones": https://www.noahpinion.blog/p/honestly-its-probably-the-phon...

But then you kind of dove into the deepend there. Spy devices, 1984, etc. I think a more tempered approach is useful here

hnhg•32m ago
Your great great grandparents didn't effectively get fined for having each child. It was quite the opposite.

You make some really good points, but I feel they are a result of a greed-pilled, mean-spirited and individualistic-to-the-point-of-self-harm culture we're all sadly living under rather than the underlying cause.

hacker_88•52m ago
Meanwhile Greeks .. "what's up buddy"
lacoolj•51m ago
Obvious, and yet will be ignored

Also, it's nasty. Check out how dirty your phone already is, then add fecal matter to that (you really think when you poop it just lands neatly in the bowl and nothing goes into the air?)

squidbeak•37m ago
Is it really possible that yours splatters as much as that? Couldn't you wear a polythene kilt?
pbhjpbhj•37m ago
Surely whatever is aerosolised gets over your body and clothing too - so your phone would be less dirty than the rest of you, except the parts you washed with soap.

Would be interesting to see a study on this, not my instinct is mobile phone use whilst sitting on the toilet doesn't increase germ exposure in any measurable way.

pmarreck•51m ago
There's also showering. (But I've taken to playing music in the shower with a waterproof boombox. Bluetooth'd from my phone, of course.)

And of course, sleeping. ;)

But there is something to this. Intuitive ideas come to you in the quiet moments.

jhfdbkofdchk•50m ago
"Oh! I'm so sorry I must have missed it when you got your PhD in defecation."
huhtenberg•48m ago
Back when we lived without phones, we used to read instruction labels on all and any household cleaning products that were stored in the bathroom.

I bet there too was some obscure newspaper column that advised against that.

Yet, lo and behold, we survived!

thenthenthen•45m ago
I totally still do this! The random nonsense and just lists of ingredients make me relaxed.
mrweasel•41m ago
We learned Finish from the back of shampoo bottles.
tartoran•33m ago
That is a real phenomena for a chunk of the population but I'm trying to understand what it is. Is it ADHD?
saghm•19m ago
It might also have to do with how long someone tends to take. I tend to have a pretty slow metabolism and only need to defecate a couple times a week (to preempt any armchair diagnoses from people who think this is weirdly infrequent, every doctor I've had has always said this isn't a huge deal), so when I do, it tends to be in larger amounts. I've also found that it's better for me to take it slow and not strain as much, so sometimes I end up being on the toilet for more than just a couple minutes, which means that having something to do is nice.

That said, I do also have ADHD, so maybe people who are "longer and slower" toiler-sitters like me without ADHD might be fine without a distraction.

reactordev•47m ago
On the other hand, it's the only time I have a few minutes to actually check my phone...
throw93940r00•45m ago
This must be GenX version of boomers "you are poor because you buy coffees". I need my phone for work, not because of some addictive distraction.

I do not do meditative "quiet reflection" on shitty toilet, I have nice space for that!

veidelis•41m ago
I don't believe in planning when to stare at the wall. I just do it when I feel like it - whenever - sometimes family members are around. Be reasonably spontaneous - you'll calibrate on you're own. Don't be afraid. Breathe, baby!
trencedamp•40m ago
If you want a third reason, sitting too long gives you piles
Deebster•26m ago
That's the third reason given in the article (hemorrhoids == piles).
01100011•35m ago
Pooping is interesting. Having a toddler reminded me how pooping is this uniquely vulnerable, sensitive time for humans. I think a lot of us use books/phones/etc to distract ourselves from a sensorily intense activity. I'm not saying that's a good or bad thing, just noting it.

I will say that playing my Nintendo DS on the toilet many years ago gave me hemorrhoids that still persist decades later. Don't camp on the toilet.

brtkwr•28m ago
Yes, the only other closest parallel is maybe giving birth without reducing the intensity of an experience of child birth…
conmod278•19m ago
> pooping is this uniquely vulnerable, sensitive time for humans

GRRM chose that vulnerable moment to kill off a character.

retired•9m ago
I remember Nintendo doing a commercial about that!
maipen•28m ago
The bathroom is the modern day phone booth. Its the perfect place to read hacker news’s first page.
overtone1000•24m ago
lol, great closing line
Cider9986•19m ago
Also raise your feet with a stool or squat. Absolute gamechanger.
FunnyLookinHat•18m ago
"You need to be bored" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orQKfIXMiA8

This is harder than ever - I've always got the urge (no pun intended to the original post) to start a new worktree, keep the agents unblocked, or write down a new idea.

I've started going on silent drives to help - 2 lane roads for an hour or so, just staring ahead and thinking about nothing and everything. I'll reward myself with a podcast on the way back from wherever my "could be anywhere" destination is.

jrflo•11m ago
This is the thing I've become increasingly radicalized about. I built an app (link below if you're curious, it's $5 [1]) to cure my particular brand of phone addiction.

I've been using my phone for probably ~1hr per day for the last 6 months and I've realized how many ills of our society today can be traced back to phones and social media. Political polarization, misinformation, mental illness, the loneliness epidemic, brain-rot - we'd be in a very different place if we could moderate our use of this technology more.

The thing I've come to realize is that when I look at my phone it's so boring now, and that's how it should be.

[1]: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/scrolless-feed-blocker/id67588...

VCFundedGenYer•6m ago
This article has clearly forgotten the past.

People would read magazines, newspapers, nearby bottles of things, etc.

The phone part is irrelevant.

wxw•5m ago
How else will I read HN?
sodapopcan•41m ago
Or, "tell me your family is bearable to be around without telling me."
lewiscollard•51m ago
Right! If you spend enough time in there to be reading you didn't actually need a shit.
b3ing•38m ago
6 mins? Maybe with a squatty potty and if I'm lucky. Otherwise it's almost always 15-25min for me, not sure why, it just takes time.
tripleee•28m ago
you need more fiber and/or water
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45m ago
I'm fine, enjoying my book.
delichon•41m ago
What is this "1min" unit? Can you convert to YouTube shorts?
al_borland•51m ago
Flip side: sitting too long on the toilet increases hemorrhoid risk. [0]

Not having a distraction doesn’t mean a person needs to strain.

[0] https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12407481/

squidbeak•50m ago
Long-time toiletsitter, here. No haemorrhoids.
folkrav•48m ago
Some people don’t die from cancer after smoking their whole lives either.
squidbeak•34m ago
I can tell you're not going to like it if I light up next time I sit down to it.
VeninVidiaVicii•24m ago
Ah ol smoop
alansaber•29m ago
Trained on short form gratification loops? Just the opposite. They're the path of least resistance. It was thermodynamically inevitable that short form content would dominate.
Henchman21•26m ago
Right it has nothing to do with pollution or endocrine-disrupting chemicals in the environment. Yeah its definitely phones.
colechristensen•9m ago
It's really not. Nor is it phones.

Real estate is too expensive and rent is too high and people don't want to raise a family in a tiny apartment where both people have to work long hours. Combined with the fear TV sold to people such that they have to hover over their children 24/7 for most of their lives.

otikik•38m ago
You underestimate the amount of time I spend pooping.
smitty1e•33m ago
I'm so full that I may have to run for public office.
bitmasher9•10m ago
The healthy range of frequency is roughly 3/day-0.3/day.
otikik•32m ago
I read about ancient greek mithology
bonsai_spool•22m ago
> Back when we lived without phones, we used to read instruction labels on all and any household cleaning products that were stored in the bathroom.

Wow, I forgot that I used to do this! And I'd puzzle over whether any ozone was left with all the CFCs being emitted.

But yes, the OP is very edgy take that totally ignores the existence of book/magazine baskets next to toilets. It's a huge plot point in Breaking Bad, for example.

https://youtu.be/cXgg607wuis?t=35 (Breaking Bad 'Hank Figures it Out')

retired•17m ago
The Dutch have a birthday calendar in the toilet room. And you can use the inspection shelf of the toilet to check for problems in your diet. Plenty of activities to do!
epihelix•15m ago
Personally, I just took a book in with me. (I thought everyone did, but apparently not.)

Many share houses, when I was a student, put the film calendar for the local art house cinema on the back of the toilet door. It was the accepted place for it.

Reading on the pot is a time-honoured tradition.

recursivegirth•10m ago
My grammy had a curated bathroom library. Usually those "1000 Odd Facts" type of books that you could pickup and flip through.
duxup•9m ago
The Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri manual was a personal favorite of mine.
unsupp0rted•12m ago
Don’t forget the SEARS catalogue
WhyComboNadir•6m ago
Or National Geographic if you got sick of the Sears bra section
xeon06•7m ago
https://xkcd.com/1227/