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I paid people to try and follow my README

https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/i-paid-people-to-try-and-follow-my-readme/
42•edent•48m ago•21 comments

Sudden drop in Cloudflare bot traffic after strike on Yandex datacenter

https://radar.cloudflare.com/bots/as13238?dateRange=7d
222•walrus01•2h ago•83 comments

LineageOS 24.0

https://lineageos.org/Changelog-32/
175•timschumi•6h ago•43 comments

Nitter: Update Oct 10th seeking funding and legal help

https://nitter.net
152•ForHackernews•1h ago•40 comments

IRCv3

https://ircv3.net/
123•basilikum•2h ago•99 comments

What driving across Europe costs in tolls, vignettes, bridges and fuel

https://copilot.travel/tolls/europe-2026
8•heikkikalliokos•57m ago•1 comments

Weave (YC W25) is hiring ML, AI, product, & design engineers

https://jobs.ashbyhq.com/weave-os
1•adchurch•35m ago

AI is creating a 'human premium' for art created by people

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5vgjm3gk7rzo
34•colinprince•1h ago•22 comments

2D Vehicles

https://patkerr.co.uk/2d-vehicles/
514•Michelangelo11•4d ago•104 comments

Build your own decision model

https://nishtahir.com/build-your-own-decision-model/
351•softwaredoug•13h ago•79 comments

A city-building game in which the city would prefer you didn't

https://housing.over.pizza/
393•JumpCrisscross•16h ago•131 comments

Rat's Register Allocator

https://hexrat.cc/pages/blog/2026_10_07
19•mpweiher•1d ago•2 comments

The Lightbulb Computer

https://lightbulbcomputer.com/
471•oskarth•1d ago•70 comments

How big is a Git commit?

https://ratfactor.com/cards/git-commit-size
49•theanonymousone•2d ago•21 comments

When Ldaxr Doesn't Work: Exclusive Accesses and Cacheability on AArch64

https://joelsiks.com/posts/aarch64-exclusive-access-cacheability/
8•joelsiks•1d ago•1 comments

PSPi 6 – Raspberry Pi in a PSP

https://github.com/othermod/PSPi-Version-6
107•therepanic•11h ago•10 comments

Retrofitting language models to operate over bytes

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-026-11111-4
73•theanonymousone•3d ago•12 comments

"Robot" Is a Social Construct: Why Your Dishwasher Is Not a Robot

https://robotgirlgang.com/2026/10/08/robot-is-a-social-construct-why-your-dishwasher-is-not-a-robot/
22•birdculture•2h ago•23 comments

Nix wrote half of my debugger

https://fzakaria.com/2026/10/07/nix-wrote-half-of-my-debugger
206•ingve•2d ago•49 comments

Show HN: Happy Hangul Day! An RNN for Generating Korean Handwriting Strokes

https://hangul.ink/blog/hangul-day
60•jbaudanza•2d ago•10 comments

Scandinavia's first farmers slaughtered hunter-gatherer population, DNA suggests

https://phys.org/news/2024-02-scandinavia-farmers-slaughtered-hunter-population.html
5•optimalsolver•28m ago•0 comments

Five months treating bugs like patients and coding agents like a medical team

https://www.cockroachlabs.com/blog/experiment-running-hospital-code/
153•rafiss•1d ago•64 comments

Talorys – A self-hosted personal AI agent on Cloudflare's free tier

https://github.com/rociiu/talorys
301•rociiu•1d ago•137 comments

Knuth reward check

https://www.thomas-huehn.com/knuth-reward-check/
201•Curiositry•20h ago•74 comments

3rd Yandex Cloud Data Center Was Hit

https://status.yandex.cloud/en/incidents/2136
274•defly•5h ago•333 comments

Mxc: Microsoft Execution Containers version 1.0.0

https://blogs.windows.com/windowsdeveloper/2026/10/07/microsoft-execution-containers-policy-drive...
197•smokel•2d ago•58 comments

I wish you the best in the Offline

https://daverupert.com/2026/09/i-wish-you-the-best-in-the-offline/
66•birdculture•4h ago•40 comments

Decade-old RAM is making a comeback

https://www.theverge.com/games/1009140/ram-shortage-intel-amd-ddr4-comeback
93•1potato•1d ago•87 comments

Cyril Hilsum invented the flat-screen displays that hold us in thrall

https://www.economist.com/obituary/2026/10/08/cyril-hilsum-invented-the-flat-screen-displays-that...
9•sohkamyung•1d ago•1 comments

OpenSCAD the Programmers Solid 3D CAD Modeller

https://openscad.org/
157•b-man•4d ago•122 comments
Open in hackernews

I paid people to try and follow my README

https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/i-paid-people-to-try-and-follow-my-readme/
36•edent•48m ago

Comments

commandersaki•32m ago
I hate READMEs with a gazillion emojis, too much noise.
layer8•26m ago
Indeed, these make me back out of a project immediately if I don’t have a strong need to use it, and it takes extra cognitive effort to ignore the emojis and focus on the actually meaningful text.
ThePinion•5m ago
This one wasn't as bad as the majority that have the emoji in each header too. At least these emoji did seem to properly represent the item they're next to, not an immediate rocket ship emoji in the header following by irrelevant ones of various sizes littered throughout the text.
chanux•23m ago
Cannot agree more. Looks kinda childish too.

It was nice when emoji were used sparingly and with purpose and intention.

As my childhood English teacher said - too much of anything, good for nothing.

edent•18m ago
That's interesting. In my testing, about half the participants liked them, one didn't, and the rest didn't express a strong preference.

I kept them because they make me smile.

layer8•8m ago
To me it’s similar to what you wrote about the jokes you removed: the emojis are distracting and not actually fun. This use of emojis comes across as a tired meme.
TheSkyHasEyes•14m ago
I needed to read your sentence a few times to figure out you don't hate README files. I too dislike emojis overuse in README files.
cowlevel•10m ago
To me an emoji-filled README is a good sign both the README and the project were generated by an LLM.
coo1estguy•31m ago
This used to be called "I hired QA people to identify gaps in my project", but hey now it has become paying people to follow readme
nkrisc•26m ago
This sounds exactly like UX usability testing. Sit down with someone and watch them work through whatever process you’ve created.

It’s normal to compensate them for their time.

Normally though you don’t modify it after each participant. But for something very niche like following a README (as opposed to an e-commerce flow targeted to the general population) it might be fine, if less rigorous.

WhyNotHugo•24m ago
There's a zeroth step missing from both the Quickstart and Full Set Up: install php-fpm, configure it, and configure your http server to serve using it as a backend.

It seems to be taken for granted — that's something you'd already have in place if you're already serving applications in PHP, but would have to figure out on your own if you haven't served anything in PHP so far in your life.

edent•12m ago
It's a tricky problem. How far back in the stack do you go? The README assumes that you know how to use git to check out the files - or that you can easily save them from the repository. Should it include that as a step in the tutorial?

As I say in the linked article, it depends on what sort of user you have. For a "getting started with Raspberry Pi" document, you might well want to include how to insert an SD card etc.

I'll have a think about the best way to help people figure out if they're running PHP. Thanks for the feedback!

lionkor•8m ago
It can't hurt to make a sentence or two about assumptions.

Like "This manual assumes that you have a Linux/BSD, a C compiler, GNU Make, and a text editor".

layer8•5m ago
Installation instructions usually (should) have a “prerequisites” section. You don’t have to explain how to install the prerequisites, but they should be listed.
edent•4m ago
They are - https://gitlab.com/edent/activity-bot/-/blob/main/README.md?...
chanux•19m ago
> My jokes aren't funny and are actively confusing.

I used to write technical documents in prose style, sometimes with meandering stories. I guess I picked it up from my early blogging days. I realized I hated reading some of them back. So I tried to keep it cut and dried. I do sometimes sprinkle a bit of colorful wording just to add a bit of humanity but only if it doesn't get in the way of the main message.

ozlikethewizard•16m ago
"They were the ones who caught the mistakes that no spell chequer could."

Nice, good article lol. I appreciate a joke or two in a readme but totally understand the annoyance, I think forgetting to actually say what the software does is super common as well though. Often trying to figure out if something found on github will actually solve a problem only to be met with a list of install commands.

Neywiny•9m ago
Yes. The amount of projects that don't just run is outstanding. Luckily docker container projects are inherently better at this is in terms of dependencies, but there are still often weird assumptions or medical incantations to get them during.
scriptsmith•8m ago
Somewhat related question: what is it about READMEs that AI agents love to dump the most useless, hard to contextualise & comprehend, irrelevant rubbish into them that makes understanding a project and onboarding so hard?

It feels like like the AI agents can't help themselves sometimes, and the judgement exercised around what's included and omitted is baffling.

But maybe READMEs have always been this bad, and AI agents have raised the baseline?

sudorm-rf--no-p•6m ago
Even as someone working with PHP I would prefer if the project provides we with some guidelines for setup. Especially if it requires some specific version or extension. Ideally the whole dev environment should be containerized. Then you would again require people to understand and use that layer, but depending on the projects complexity definitely something to consider to make it easier to work with