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103•simplegeek•10h ago•18 comments

Why does Swiss cheese have holes?

https://www.usdairy.com/news-articles/why-does-swiss-cheese-have-holes
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64•swat535•5h ago•16 comments
Open in hackernews

Why does Swiss cheese have holes?

https://www.usdairy.com/news-articles/why-does-swiss-cheese-have-holes
57•QueensGambit•5d ago

Comments

kleiba•7h ago
The term "Swiss cheese" is a constant source of amusement for people from Europe... you know, like, there is only one type of cheese made in Switzerland...
loloquwowndueo•6h ago
It usually means Gruyère cheese.
kgwgk•6h ago
Which has no holes. (The cheese known as Gruyère in Switzerland, I mean.)
loloquwowndueo•6h ago
Well - sure. Ever heard the phrase “contrary to popular belief”? :)
kgwgk•6h ago
But US Gruyere cheese DOES have holes: https://www.ecfr.gov/current/title-21/chapter-I/subchapter-B...
bigiain•5h ago
We must immediately start constructing all critical safety systems out of Gruyere. If there are no holes, then it's impossible for the holes to line up.
JumpCrisscross•2h ago
French-style Gruyère can has holes. (Swiss does not.)
ofalkaed•6h ago
American Swiss cheese developed from Emmental cheese.
riffraff•6h ago
It is odd, but people often confuse Emmenthaler and Gruyere.

Even in Italian (just across the border!) it was not uncommon to hear expressions like "full of holes like groviera", and it seems in French it's the same based on the existence of this Wikipedia page https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradoxe_du_fromage_%C3%A0_tro...

Language is just strange.

kgwgk•6h ago
They also have their own “Gruyère” - different from the Swiss one and with holes - in France:

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gruy%C3%A8re_fran%C3%A7ais

They also have a cheese similar to the Gruyère from Switzerland, but with a different name (the Gruyère part dropped from the name over time):

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comt%C3%A9_(fromage)

dragonwriter•6h ago
As noted in the article, it is the cheese internationally known as Emmental, not Gruyère. Both Swiss and Gruyere cheese are regulated food names in the US Swiss (Emmentaler is an alternative name in the regs, but is a label of geographic origin in Switzerland) is defined at 21 CFR § 133.195, Gruyere at 21 CFR § 133.149.
athenot•5h ago
Only in France. For some reason, the names for Gruyère and Emmental got swapped there.
jahbrewski•6h ago
Call me naive, but honestly never made the connection between swiss cheese and Switzerland.
netsharc•6h ago
I live in the country, and when I went to USA I found it amusing that a sandwich's ingredients include "Swiss". (No mention of "cheese")
sojournerc•6h ago
It's like saying "cheddar". Cheese is assumed
shrx•5h ago
There could be more to it; some processed cheese products can't legally be named cheese.
gerdesj•4h ago
Cheddar is a small town and a gorge in Somerset, UK. I live close by.

Switzerland is an entire country with sodding great mountains and lakes, multiple towns, cities and a lot of worryingly loved leather clothing.

How on earth can you reduce a nation that supplies the rather lovely Swiss Guard to the Vatican and rather a lot more (that word is working quite hard at this point and perspiring very heavily) to the entire world to ... cheese.

I suggest you don't apply for any jobs in marketing. Your talents will be wasted, should any be found 8)

netsharc•1h ago
So, what's for dinner this Thanksgiving?
sojournerc•1h ago
The context of the thread is "swiss" on a menu in the US, which makes it obvious that it's cheese, and not a guard at the Vatican, same as cheddar on a sandwich is obviously not referring to an English town. It may shock you to find out that things are named differently in different places. smh
JumpCrisscross•3h ago
> honestly never made the connection between swiss cheese and Switzerland

Swiss cheese usually refers to Emmentaler. It comes from the Emme Valley, in Bern canton. It’s delicious and one of the OG three of Depression-era fondue. (Gruyère and Appenzeller. Vacherin can come too.)

It’s called Swiss cheese because Wisconsin has a sizable 19th century ethnically Swiss diaspora. (Wisconsin also has a diaspora from Parma. It’s suspected the soft cheese they make is closer to what Parmesan was before WWII than Parmigiano Reggiano, though I personally find the latter tastier.)

criemen•6h ago
In German, "Swiss cheese" is a term that's well known, and doesn't count that kind of amusement.

For example, you could say that something "looks like swiss cheese" when it has a lot of holes in it, like very old clothing. It's often used slightly ironic, but that's not due to what you state.

ckdot•1h ago
In German „Swiss cheese“ simply means „Schweizer Käse“ or „Käse aus der Schweiz“ - but you’ll usually still find the exact type like Emmentaler on the label and packaging. So, as a German, it’s a bit amusing indeed.
NoPicklez•5h ago
Well of course not, but at some point it became an icon. Similar to eating a Danish pastry, like the Danish only made one type of pastry...

Of course cheese with holes in it isn't the only type of cheese they make

dylan604•5h ago
I'd rather be known for Swiss cheese than American cheese. At least Swiss is actually cheese and not a cheese product. American cheese is nasty. It baffles me people not only eat it, but also like it
gerdesj•4h ago
There are largely three types of cheese in the US: Swiss, American and Cheddar. I live near to Cheddar (Somerset, UK) but I'm not going to get too outraged.

All countries, without exception, do something unpleasant to an ingredient or dish that the rest of the world will cry foul over. It is the way of things.

maxerickson•3h ago
Did you form this picture of US cheese after visiting a hot dog cart?
selectodude•3h ago
Few things are more popular among Europeans than making up ignorant nonsense about how dumb and backwards Americans are.
tomnipotent•3h ago
My favorite is that we don't have bakeries or endless varieties of fresh bread.
JumpCrisscross•3h ago
Americans are richer per capita than Europeans. Particularly when it comes to disposable purchasing power in a foreign country. A lot of European stereotypes about America are filtered through both tourist traps and cost constraints.

(For a similar effect in respect of Europe, see the median Russian tourist summarizing Western Europe.)

tomnipotent•3h ago
Processed cheese is ~20% of the US market, and Swiss cheese is less than 3%. Mozzarella by itself is something like 30%.
electroglyph•3h ago
hey, you forgot #4 and #5: queso fresco and cotija in the southwest. we also import and make plenty of other good cheeses =)
eru•3h ago
I'm always somewhat amused that British supermarkets seem to have a cheese section and right next to it a Cheddar section. (Ie Cheddars take up as much space as all the other kinds of cheeses combined.)
gerdesj•2h ago
Are you sure? I live within 1 mile of Tesco, Morrisons, Lidl (OK) and within say five miles of a lot more supermarkets and all the cheeses are mixed up somewhat across the aisles. I will have to stray to Sherborne or Crewkerne for the really exotic mob (Waitrose).

I'm quite partial to Somerset brie and I'm putting my head up over the parapet here 8)

eru•2h ago
Well, I mostly lived in the UK in the 2010s. Perhaps things have changed in the meantime?
creddit•3h ago
American cheese is just cheese with an emulsifier, sodium citrate, added that makes it so that it doesn’t break when melted.

At most it adds a slight amount of acidity and makes for a very attractive melting property. There’s not really anything disgusting about it for most people because most people find its melting properties to be a positive.

Hating American cheese is an affect people adopt for the same reason people adopt an affect of hating mayo: certain cultural elements tell them to.

bobthepanda•2h ago
The technical definition of American cheese is that.

In practice, unless you are going to look specifically for it, Kraft, Velveeta et. al. are more than happy to sell you "American cheese product" which does not meet FDA standards for labeling for American cheese, and in practice a lot of people criticizing American cheese are actually criticizing cheese product, which is what is super easy to find both in American supermarkets and abroad.

Europeans also generally take offense at some of the stuff in American supermarkets that has implied labeling like European cheese, like the powdered Kraft Parmesan.

pests•14m ago
Unless you are buying the absolute cheapest package of cheese slices it will still be real cheese. I'm not even sure if I've ever even seen a Kraft or Valveeta sliced cheese product, only lesser no-name brands. I've been am American all my life and do not buy process cheese product as it does take like plastic, but actual American cheese is delicious on burgers and grilled cheeses and a few other select meals.

What's crazy is Europe allowing 5% non-milk-fat/vegetable fat products to be called "ice cream". Thankfully in America it has to be 10% milkfat at least.

sowbug•1h ago
It's very easy to make American cheese at home, and it happens to make the very best macaroni and cheese. As you say, mix some other cheese with sodium citrate dissolved in water. Cheddar works great. You'll get a nacho-sauce-like goop that you can pour onto your pasta (cavatappi or fusilli are best). Add in a caramelized onion and you'll never want to eat boxed mac & cheese again.
542458•3h ago
Not all American cheese is “cheese product”. American cheese is, broadly speaking, “normal” cheese blended with emulsifiers and additives. The deli-style ones have minimal additives and are still legally real cheese.
eru•3h ago
It's like British English, or Chinese cuisine.
paradox460•2h ago
As is "American cheese"
gus_massa•7h ago
But ... why only a few big holes? Sometimes "fresh cheese" develop a lot of small holes (and a strong flavor), but no big holes. Why big holes?
ofalkaed•6h ago
Baby Swiss and Lacey Swiss are small hole varieties.
deadbolt•3h ago
I don't believe Baby Swiss is actually a variety of Swiss (Emmental) cheese, rather than a completely different cheese. IIRC Baby Swiss was invented in America and uses a different process.

I am not familiar with Lacey Swiss so no opinion on that one.

riffraff•6h ago
Many small holes collapsing into a few large ones, perhaps? You can sometimes see where two holes merged.
gus_massa•4h ago
That's a good idea, but if the holes collapse I expect more variation in size. My guess is that the CO2 diffuses until it finds a nearby hole.

Did someone put a whole cheese in MNR to track the holes? (I guess an ultrasound image device is cheaper. Is it possible to use a CT adding contrast to the cheese?)

TheAdamist•5h ago
Havarti has a lot of small holes, but its a different kind of cheese
tmnvix•6h ago
Tom Scott on why Swiss Cheese was losing its holes (spoiler: the process became too sanitised - reintroducing impurities solved the problem).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evV05QeSjAw

l5870uoo9y•6h ago
Another fact about Emmentaler cheese is that it has a relative low salt content compared to other cheeses.
throwaway422432•5h ago
Yes, it's one of the better cheeses if you're on a sodium-reduced diet. Fresh Mozzarella is another good one.

It's a fairly safe bet that the harder the cheese, the higher the sodium content.

shevy-java•6h ago
Because the damn swiss folks really want to sell more cheese, without actually producing more cheese!

So the proper way is to cut half the cheese out, say that holes are NECESSARY and IMPORTANT - and then sell twice as much as before. They are a genius people.

mark-r•6h ago
Isn't cheese usually sold by weight? So your theory, erm, has holes in it.
mattmaroon•5h ago
Like a White Castle burger!
rootusrootus•5h ago
Fun fact - in Switzerland the holes are not permitted. Bonus fact - Switzerland imports more cheese than it exports.
JumpCrisscross•1h ago
> in Switzerland the holes are not permitted

For Emmentaler?

ricudis•28m ago
And how would they know if my cheese has holes, given that there is a non-zero probability that a random cut over a piece of cheese goes through no holes at all? They would have to make so many cuts that the cheese becomes grated. And grated cheese most definitely doesn't have holes!
chris_va•5h ago
> Properly formed eyes are a mark of quality.

Except when I asked someone who makes cheese in Switzerland, they told me almost the opposite (and mostly that they export the junk cheese to the US and keep the good stuff).

As an aside, what are the odds this article was written by AI? It has that feel (minus random bolding and bullet points).

rootusrootus•5h ago
Why on Earth would they intentionally export only their garbage cheese? Then the world will only know them for that.

The holes in modern Emmental cheese are created intentionally. In Switzerland the additive used to create them is forbidden. [0]

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmental_cheese#Natural_holes_...

helicone•5h ago
because their garbage cheese is still miles better than what other people make, and there's no cheese market large enough and rich enough to pay them what their top cheese is worth, so its worth more just to keep it for themselves
rootusrootus•5h ago
> there's no cheese market large enough and rich enough to pay them what their top cheese is worth

That sounds like the market expressing the collective opinion that their cheese is not miles better than what other people make.

On a related note, the best seems to be considered Emmentaler AOC, and it does not seem especially difficult to purchase outside of Switzerland.

eru•3h ago
Emmentaler is a fairly common cheese. I would expect the 'best' to be some obscure cheese that neither you nor me have heard of.

I'm quite fond of the Belper Knolle, but even that ain't particularly obscure.

JumpCrisscross•3h ago
> would expect the 'best' to be some obscure cheese that neither you nor me have heard of

…why? Gruyère and Appenzeller are delicious. They’re also well known. My favorite blue in the world is Point Reyes. Controversial when I’m in France. But not some secret undiscovered jewel.

rootusrootus•2h ago
If obscurity is an important factor, there are going to be as many 'best' cheeses as there are people. For this discussion to make any sense we need something of a consensus opinion, for which Emmentaler gets nominated often enough.
eru•3h ago
> because their garbage cheese is still miles better than what other people make, [...]

Some other people, maybe. But not all other people.

JumpCrisscross•3h ago
> Why on Earth would they intentionally export only their garbage cheese?

This usually happens when one population is discerning and the other is not.

rootusrootus•2h ago
I don't know what to make of that statement. It is arrogant, at least. Are you trashing just the 340 million people in the US with this comment, or everybody not-Swiss?
JumpCrisscross•2h ago
> It is arrogant, at least. Are you trashing just the 340 million people in the US with this comment, or everybody not-Swiss?

You’re parsing discernment as a value judgement. Don’t do that.

New York City has America’s best bagels. This is because OG bagels are best fresh, and making them fresh multiple times a day takes a lot of work. (They stale super fast because gluten is a bastard. Hence toasting.) To pay for that work at a non-ludicrous cost per bagel, you need lots of reliable demand. That really only happens when you have an ecosystem of people who have been eating bagels all their lives made by folks who have been making them similarly.

You don’t find great bagels outside New York (at an affordable price) because the demand isn’t there. Meanwhile, if you haven’t spent time in New York, you probably don’t know (or care about) the difference. Which means you’re unlikely to give excess patronage to anyone who tries to do it right if they try to do it near you. That doesn’t make anyone outside New York who likes their local bagel wrong; it’s just that economies make it very difficult, and frankly pointless, to replicate the New York bagel elsewhere.

If the people in your town will pay extra only for great cheese and the guys across the pond will pay the same price for mediocre and great cheeses, the deck is stacked. (And to be clear, you can find great Swiss cheeses in America. What you can’t is great Swiss wines.)

rootusrootus•2h ago
I'm definitely not on the same wavelength as you this evening.

> New York City has America’s best bagels

That's a big claim.

You say it's because they are best fresh -- are you saying that the rest of the country does not have anybody who makes fresh bagels? That's what I get from your first comment, but then you moved the goalposts a bit by qualifying "at an affordable price." So maybe other cities in the US do have bagels that are just as good as NYC but they are more expensive?

I see there is one final qualification you've made: "the New York bagel." In that case, obviously NYC has the best New York bagel ;).

JumpCrisscross•2h ago
> are you saying that the rest of the country does not have anybody who makes fresh bagels?

Of the kind that stale in two hours? Yes. It wouldn’t be economical.

> maybe other cities in the US do have bagels that are just as good as NYC but they are more expensive?

Never say never, but I haven’t seen it. I have seen private chefs pull it off. But they basically required a sous chef to deal with the lye and boiling.

> there is one final qualification you've made: "the New York bagel." In that case, obviously NYC has the best New York bagel

Yup :). (I qualified the first reference with OG, btw.)

But I’m going further. You can’t make a New York bagel outside New York without hundreds of customers reliably streaming through the door who will fuck off if you try to take a shortcut.

Other cities have great bagels. (Montrèal.) But they’re not that. That’s what I mean by discernment. Literally, discerning one thing from another. If you’ve eaten New York bagels for a stretch, you can discern them from others. If you like that, you’ll seek it out, rewarding those who do the work and punishing those who dope them with preservatives. That creates symbiosis between the bagel eater and maker.

Same with cheese. Same with barbecue. Or chivitos or chaat or all the other local, perishable yummies that are peculiar in an infuriatingly-tedious way.

pclmulqdq•2h ago
I'm not a fan of New York bagels. They're generally too doughy and "white bread" tasting for me. Plenty of places have excellent bagels that are pre-boiled with lye. The lye boiling process is not special. What is unique is the particular taste and texture, and it's just one kind of bagel that you can prefer or not prefer.

Your whole comment below about "discernment" and seeking New York bagels out sounds like a personal preference (bred by familiarity), not actually finding the creme de la creme of bagels.

The same goes for Chicago/New York pizza. It's not special. It's just the pizza you metaphorically grew up with.

JumpCrisscross•2h ago
> The lye boiling process is not special

It’s one element. The result, however, is highly perishable. You can make it last a full day in the counter, but that fucks with the texture.

> it's just one kind of bagel that you can prefer or not prefer

Sure. Same with various cheeses. Or beef.

Kobe beef is predominantly consumed in Japan. A bit makes it out. But you can generally serve someone who hasn’t spent a lot of time in Japan other wagyu and they’ll be happy. You won’t get away with that with a Kobe aficionado, and there are simply more of those in Japan for self-reïnforcing reasons. (I personally like a range of beef, and while Kobe is great, it’s not something I seek out.)

pclmulqdq•2h ago
Almost every city has several bakeries that make lye-boiled bagels and plenty of other things that are baked and stocked daily. Most bakers I know will donate their stock of all breads to a homeless shelter at the end of the day and start fresh on new bread in the morning. You don't need extremely high volume for that.
JumpCrisscross•2h ago
> that are baked and stocked daily

But not multiple times a day. A New York bagel noticeably stales after a couple hours.

Baguettes are the same, by the way. The little handies? If made plainly, correvtly, they change immeasurably once they cool.

When perishability is measured in tens of minutes’ intervals, your economics require a large city of aficionados. (Not applicable to cheese, obviously.)

pclmulqdq•1h ago
Most good bakeries everywhere stock multiple times a day as stock gets low. Even the ones selling American baked goods and things like cupcakes because all of these things have shelf lives of hours. Do you believe that New York is the only place in the US where you can get a baguette or a loaf of French bread? Do you think it's the only place you can get a cake?

Having high foot traffic and understanding supply and demand are not unique to New York. The specific type of bagel is, though, because it's a preference rather than a sign of quality. You have fewer bakeries per square mile outside New York, but you have fewer of everything per square mile outside New York. Many cities around the US are plenty dense to support people who make high-quality baked goods.

dietr1ch•2h ago
It's arrogant, but have you travelled to Europe? Food is generally a lot better than in the US, and I mean this starting from the ingredients themselves, so it might have some snarky truth to it.
Gabriel54•2h ago
It's an observation, not a value judgement. Try finding a fresh loaf of bread in the average American suburb.
cm2012•2h ago
American suburbs tend to have excellent bread in middle class neighborhoods or higher. This isn't the 90s.
Insanity•2h ago
Honest question.. where? Most bread seems to be high in additives and promoted as a “healthy food”, like additional vitamines etc.

And even when buying natural bread without these added “benefits”, it often has high levels of sodium (up to like 200mg per slice).

Bread is one of the easiest, most plain things to make, yet finding high quality bread isn’t straightforward in the States. But I do really want to know which shops and which brand you get, I’d love to find good bread lol.

JumpCrisscross•1h ago
> where?

Wealthy communities. Upper-middle class, maybe.

That, or an immigrant bakery. (Mexican. Korean. Taiwanese. Japanese.)

slibhb•1h ago
Search Google maps for "bakery" and sort by rating.

It's not hard to find a good bakery in any dense area in the US. I have to imagine people claiming otherwise are indulging in Yankee-bashing, a favorite European pastime.

trenchpilgrim•1h ago
I can walk five minutes to a local grocery store and get fresh bread from their bakery. Immigrant bakeries are also great, I had some buns from a chinese bakery last weekend that were a "if this is what food is supposed to taste like, what have I been eating until now???" moment
murukesh_s•1h ago
Wondering why someone did not solve the problem already? Of all the countries in the world US is brimming with entrepreneurs who want to "solve" a consumer problem, and with modern population I assume there is enough demand on fresh/healthier products - why on earth someone wouldn't try to fix it there?
baobun•5m ago
Next up on Show HN: Uber for baking
cm2012•1h ago
https://www.ibfoods.com/locations/

Long island new york, here is a a store chain with out of this world bread.

kstenerud•1h ago
Yup, agreed. The first thing my gf complained about when coming to North America for 6 months was the food. And she never stopped complaining.

Then we went to Germany and I finally understood.

Not only can I pop in to the local bakery on the corner (or the next corner, or the next) for the most amazing breads ever, but I could also go to a Rewe or Edeka and get quite good bread that's still head-and-shoulders above anything in America.

My fav right now is a walnut spelt bread roll that I get for 90 cents apiece at Edeka. A bit pricey but it's worth it. Put on some President butter [1] and some cheeses and it's divine!

[1] https://www.president.de/produkte/butter/meersalzbutter-250-...

Insanity•1h ago
Yeah, I was like that. It’s been almost 5 years so complaining is to a minimum, I got used to a lot of the food, but bread is one of those “staple foods” to me that still has me complaining every now and then haha
fragmede•58m ago
they said bread, not sugar fluff with a brown outside.

Don't get me wrong, shit's delicious. It's just not what bread should be.

cm2012•29m ago
If you can only find wonderbread I am surprised.

Example of great bread: https://www.ibfoods.com/search.php?search_query=Bread

ericfr11•6m ago
Most suburbs have very artificial breads. Best bread would be in NY or DC, with a big population of foreigners ready to pay the price for fresh bread.
karlgkk•2h ago
No? I’d say it’s fair to trash about 300 million of us tbh
chamomeal•1h ago
The American population as a whole is definitely less discerning when it comes to Swiss cheese than the Swiss
pazimzadeh•59m ago
Most Americans aren’t exposed to enough quality foods of certain types at a young age to develop the taste for them.

For example, most Americans think Hershey’s is what chocolate is supposed to taste like, because they grew up with it.

Same with the mushy Chorleywood processed bread and most American “cheese”

tekno45•2h ago
so a tourist will go to switzerland love it and hate it once they're home? very good export business
bryanrasmussen•4h ago
I have heard that Denmark exports their best pigs and leaves the second best for home. Not sure why that should be any truer than what you heard regarding Switzerland and their strategy, but they seem to represent two differing strategies about how to best profit from strong points, it would be nice to figure if either is the dominant one.

Perhaps we can ask Italy what they do with tomatoes and parmigiano.

palata•4h ago
"Swiss cheese" is not... a "Swiss" cheese. It's just the name of a cheese, but that cheese does not come from Switzerland.
JumpCrisscross•3h ago
> that cheese does not come from Switzerland

The canton of Bern makes an absolutely excellent Emmantaler. It’s the original Swiss cheese as brought to America by 19th-century Swiss immigrants to Wisconsin.

JumpCrisscross•3h ago
> they told me almost the opposite

For Emmantaler? Or cheese in general?

not4uffin•5h ago
As a kid, I was told it was due to rats and other critters getting into the cheese.

I’d then proceed to wonder why no adults thought to throw it out, much less eat the stuff.

sixtyj•4h ago
For those who are interested, Taste Atlas has a very huge list of cheese.

https://www.tasteatlas.com/cheese

ricudis•37m ago
Having experienced several of the cuisines rated by Taste Atlas, I would not trust a comma out of their reviews :P
amelius•4h ago
Why does bread have holes?
mikkupikku•4h ago
I believe bread has been holey ever since the Last Supper.
xg15•4h ago
TIL "Swiss cheese" is apparently a specific brand of cheese in the US and not just cheese from Switzerland.
JumpCrisscross•2h ago
> "Swiss cheese" is apparently a specific brand of cheese in the US

Type. And there are lots of non-Swiss Emmantaler producers.

ekianjo•3h ago
It does not. Swiss cheese does not have holes.
ecoled_ame•3h ago
boom baby
ricudis•48m ago
Swiss cheese have holes so the swiss dwarfs can hide in them.