Deploytarot.com – tarot card reading for deployments

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rembish•2h ago

Can our office lady deploy a new feature on Friday? What if our CEO will do rebranding? Our intern is about to bugfix production, is it fine? Cards will answer. Totally silly webpage with reasonable, fully deterministic results. GHA, GCP, one silly idea and a lot of will to make it funny.

PaulHoule•1h ago

People in my tarot group are skeptical that you get can good readings with LLMs but I’d say Copilot mostly comes to the same conclusions that I do. I am actually a little embarrassed that Copilot can interpret the I Ching primarily based on the names of the hexagrams and makes it look a lot easier than I make it look no matter if I use my pocket Wilhelm or my cheesy new age translation or my fashionable Bronze Age translation.

danpalmer•50m ago

"office lady"? Maybe you want to re-word that?

skvmb•43m ago

office crybaby

_doctor_love•1h ago

Unrealistic, where is the Chief Product Officer shipping stuff straight from Slack?

Muromec•1h ago

Everything about this is great.

nine_k•1h ago

Indeed very nice: the graphics, the colors, and of course the thoughtful texts. I like how the cards use poignant imagery without being sarcastic.

vntok•1h ago

> The deck acknowledges Receptionist. It would also like to acknowledge that it last spoke with a CISO asking about a very similar matter. The cards are not judgmental. They are, however, observant, and they find the timing of the role change worth a comment.

It is a little bit sarcastic.

onion2k•1h ago

It needs a "shadow IT team vibe-coded app" deployed by "who knows!"

sxp•1h ago

On a similar note, you can use https://tarotpunk.app/deck-1 when planning is your next startup.

cm2012•1h ago

I had a similar idea! https://actuarialfortunetelling.com/

Actuarial fortune telling that uses your info to give you a real predictions about your life. Its powered by real actuarial data in the back end. Also built in replit.

Lol that replit designed it the same exact way for both of us!

_rousbound•1h ago

I see a KRAZAM video idea here

losthobbies•46m ago

Really good

simonreiff•31m ago

I don't even understand this but it's very nice

dgrin91•29m ago

Absolutely fantastic. I actually laughed out loud a few times.

My only suggestion is make the shuffle animation shorter. At first I thought you were actually doing some server work when I clicked it and got concerned.

Also if you sell these in real life I would buy them.

acombandrew•25m ago

Excellent

amikaeel•16m ago

I will absolutely be using this from now on for all my future deployments

starkparker•14m ago

my tongue is firmly in my cheek when I say: I know an engineer made this, because "cleaning lady" can be involved in the deployment, but "docs writer" isn't

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