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Agentic Mfw

https://agenticmotherfucking.website
70•elmerland•2h ago

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customguy•1h ago
> Accessibility doesn't matter when the content is engineered to be inaccessible to thought.

Act sarcastic all you want, that's a killer line. You do care.

elmerland•1h ago
There are a few bangers in there
bbor•59m ago
Out of curiosity, which AI persona should I attribute this writing to? Is this Claude?
elmerland•50m ago
Ya, it’s Claude
steve_adams_86•12m ago
It’s so strange that the Claude-ness leaks out even when it’s prompted to use this tone. The underlying flavour shines through clearly. I’m sure you could get it to shake it with enough prompting
muglug•8m ago
> get hired at a comp number that requires a comma you've never used before

Gotta hand it to Claude, that's almost a pretty decent line.

nlawalker•52m ago
The headline on that section, "Static sites are for people who can still read", caught me off guard.
enthdegree•1h ago
I'm fatigued by this hyperbole and profanity, especially when written by an LLM. There is too much of this. Human-written or not it makes it very difficult for me to engage with. The sentiment is bad. Is building this better than building nothing?

Just because this is how things are does not it's how they should be. I'm very tired.

brcmthrowaway•50m ago
Edgy CS grad vibes.
elmerland•44m ago
This site is for the lolz and obviously following the style set by the previous mf websites. I find it cathartic to laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation we are in, but also genuinely engage with the neck breaking pace of change we are all having to adjust to.

And the LLM came up with some really funny lines

brendanfinan•33m ago
people were (rightfully) complaining about this kind of humor in 2019

https://dysfunctionalliteracy.com/2019/12/21/why-do-self-hel...

dabidab•33m ago
Yeah and these children who have never seen an em dash in their life.
dheatov•56m ago
Now Im suspecting if it's possible that VCs are part of the money loop, thus they are more than happy to fund as long as you pour enough of the funding back into the "AI ecosystem".
chamomeal•50m ago
> Websites are broken by default. They used to be functional, fast, and accessible but ugly. Now they're slop, agentic, and on fire — but they get attention, and attention is the only metric left. Nobody's reading and you know it.

I’m upset if an LLM actually wrote this because this is p sick

yborg•6m ago
It's AI. Telling a model to shitpost really isn't very interesting since that's pretty much half of everything on the internets and there was practically infinite training material.
platevoltage•43m ago
No BS. No Fluff.
indianmouse•22m ago
Exactly! Though it is sarcastic, it is the way in which everything is moving. No end to it and it'll get worse by day.

But the site has brilliantly captured the thoughts and the little nuances behind agentic coding. It is sure good for all the LLM providers, but on a slightly serious note, it just burns cash which could have been avoided all together.

All said, it's just too good and satirically correct with the prevailing attitude!

Nothing to complain or comment on about the thought process or content. Just don't get into an opinion forming on what is written, but just take a step back and retrospect, it is all on the wall!

Nice work IMHO!

prvt•20m ago
First they sell you the sickness and then they tell you the cure is too dangerous to release to the general public. Because their sickness will not sell.
xiaoyu2006•8m ago
Someone gotta send a patch to that email lol
buildbot•3m ago
Why is this so good?

Probably because someone still cared a lot about the bit! And wow this is really quite good lol.

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124•ammar2•13h ago•18 comments

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23•SubiculumCode•1h ago•6 comments

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17•JumpCrisscross•1h ago•8 comments

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https://github.com/c0dejedi/nbd-vram
192•tanelpoder•5h ago•55 comments

Agentic Mfw

https://agenticmotherfucking.website
70•elmerland•2h ago•20 comments

MAI-Code-1-Flash

https://microsoft.ai/news/introducingmai-code-1-flash/
423•EvanZhouDev•9h ago•181 comments

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282•viasfo•8h ago•120 comments

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44•dpmdpm•3h ago•11 comments

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20•gregsadetsky•2h ago•0 comments

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716•speckx•9h ago•430 comments

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7•ray__•48m ago•0 comments

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10•tobr•2d ago•1 comments

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152•speckx•8h ago•85 comments

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57•fons-p•5h ago•4 comments

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48•mfld•1d ago•38 comments

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387•eustoria•15h ago•263 comments

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136•berlianta•4h ago•128 comments

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62•marojejian•6h ago•35 comments

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107•cassepipe•8h ago•3 comments

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141•dm319•9h ago•88 comments

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11•fortran77•2h ago•28 comments

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102•mooreds•12h ago•14 comments

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100•mwit2023•3d ago•51 comments

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190•_alternator_•11h ago•137 comments

NLAB: The worlds smallest electronics lab

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6•doctoboggan•2h ago•3 comments

Expanding Project Glasswing

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164•surprisetalk•15h ago•219 comments

Preparing for KDE Plasma's Last X11-Supported Release

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161•jandeboevrie•14h ago•192 comments