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AWS Acquires DuckDB

https://ducklabs.com/news/2026/08/26/ducklabs-to-join-aws
531•onderkalaci•2h ago•124 comments

GLM-5.3-Flash

https://z.ai/blog/glm-5.3-flash
260•Philpax•1h ago•100 comments

Qwen3.8-Flash-Next: A New Architecture, Towards Ultimate Cost-Efficiency

https://qwen.ai/blog?id=qwen3.8-flash-next
305•tosh•2h ago•93 comments

Nebula Sans

https://www.nebulasans.com
31•GavinAnderegg•28m ago•13 comments

Taylor Farms: How One Company's Reach Became a National Risk

https://farmaction.us/taylorfarmsreport/
34•speckx•1h ago•4 comments

WebMCP: Teaching Your Website to Talk to AI Agents

https://sreenathmenon.com/blog/2026-08-04-webmcp-teaching-websites-to-talk-to-ai-agents/
20•sreenathmenon•30m ago•13 comments

AI Is a Harsh Mistress

https://cacm.acm.org/opinion/ai-is-a-harsh-mistress-on-anima-machina-herd-acceptance-and-the-poli...
40•fscaramuzza•1h ago•10 comments

Disruption with Some GitHub Services

https://www.githubstatus.com/incidents/hcbtzksccj2f
16•blimmer•12m ago•6 comments

RAG Is Simpler Than You Think

https://www.lighthousenewsletter.com/p/rag-is-simpler-than-you-think
289•j0selit0•6h ago•129 comments

A curmudgeon tries a language server

https://entropicthoughts.com/curmudgeon-tries-language-server
50•crescit_eundo•2h ago•27 comments

Show HN: How much of Hacker News is AI?

https://hnstats.com
17•beekthos•1h ago•9 comments

Twitter Viewer – View Twitter Without Account

https://twitterwebviewer.com/
74•motownphilly•1h ago•27 comments

Proliferate (YC S25) Is Hiring

https://www.ycombinator.com/companies/proliferate/jobs/OgpCKYJ-founding-product-engineer
1•pablo24602•3h ago

You could have invented PageRank

https://praveshkoirala.com/2026/08/26/you-could-have-invented-pagerank/
14•pkoird•1h ago•5 comments

Take a Tour of SLAC

https://www6.slac.stanford.edu/public-tours
8•mooreds•1h ago•0 comments

Oldinsurancemaps.net is now a Charter Project

https://openstreetmap.us/news/2026/08/oim-charter-project/
134•altilunium•6h ago•25 comments

Z.ai confirms Ox Alpha is a new GLM-series model and will release its weights

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-08-26/china-s-z-ai-made-ox-alpha-stealth-model-that-...
346•garo-pro•5h ago•124 comments

SSH Sshfighter.com

https://sshfighter.com?hn2
11•thomasfromcdnjs•1h ago•2 comments

AurionMail: E2EE suite (CryptPad/Stalwart) with single-password UX

https://github.com/AurionMail/docs
11•polo46•31m ago•0 comments

A Citation to Asimov

https://www.bookandsword.com/2026/08/25/a-citation-to-asimov/
7•speckx•1h ago•0 comments

Apple introduces M6 and M5 Ultra

https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/08/apple-introduces-m6-and-m5-ultra-for-a-big-leap-in-perform...
1261•interpol_p•1d ago•1203 comments

Meta reaches $16.68B settlement over social media harms to children

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/meta-settles-with-us-states-over-social-media-harms-2026-08-26/
258•bhouston•2h ago•215 comments

GLM-5.3-Flash Intelligence, Performance and Price Analysis

https://artificialanalysis.ai/models/glm-5-3-flash
12•theanonymousone•33m ago•3 comments

Stalking the Wily Hacker: 40 years later – Cliff Stoll [video]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=656058JxTM0
195•zoenolan•4d ago•64 comments

Beyond Recall and the Illusion of Competence

https://var0.xyz/posts/beyond-recall-and-the-illusion-of-competence.html
61•tuxie_•5h ago•20 comments

Value Classes Still Need Compiler Sympathy

https://johan-sjolen.github.io/post/compiler-sympathy/compiler-sympathy/
68•lichtenberger•6h ago•33 comments

How HN: Qisutu – an open-source, self-hosted ticketing and service desk

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7•OFORK•1h ago•1 comments

FDA authorizes first wearable device that monitors ketone and blood sugar levels

https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-authorizes-first-wearable-device-continuo...
469•sunnynagra•20h ago•217 comments

France reaches 94.9% fiber coverage in 2026

https://cartefibre.arcep.fr
7•nehalem501•1h ago•0 comments

Radiation link in flight attendant's breast cancer, French court finds

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn0j3z6147jo
21•dazhbog•4h ago•4 comments
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Wiped out: US faces surging toilet paper prices amid trade war with Canada

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/26/paper-product-toilet-paper-tariffs-us-canada
76•mikhael•2h ago

Comments

sleepyguy•2h ago
I might need to make a run to Costco and stock up on some shit tickets.
LargoLasskhyfv•1h ago
That's unfortunate, considering the recent uprise in contaminated foods, which give you the shits.

OTOH, upgrade to a TOTO, or other 'smart' toilet. Need less paper that way.

https://www.consumerreports.org/home-garden/toilets/best-sma...

myko•1h ago
Who knew destroying the federal government would have knock-on consequences
JSR_FDED•50m ago
This could get messy
reaperducer•55m ago
OTOH, upgrade to a TOTO, or other 'smart' toilet. Need less paper that way.

My experience with these has been that I use more paper, because I always feel "wet" afterward.

Whereas with a good, solid, no-nonsense beef bomb, I can skimp a little as long as there's a good pinch at the end.

bakies•48m ago
you're not wiping when you shit?!

after a bidet you can dry with one square

reaperducer•43m ago
I wrote "skimp," not "skip."

As for the bidet, the ones I've used in Japan make me wipe more, again, because it's all wet back there, and even the ones with the air dryers don't seem to get the job done.

GordonS•30m ago
So, I've only used a bidet a few times while on holiday, and I did prefer it to just TP... but I don't understand how I could possibly dry that much water with a single square of tissue-thin toilet paper - paper that is specifically designed to come apart when wet?!
fingerlocks•40m ago
Sure, for an ideal smooth and cohesive movement with a clean exit, maybe. But I bet you’re more often carpet bombing sloppy joe’s and wading through the trenches of swamp ass
gensym•48m ago
You don't even need to shell out for one of those (though I'm sure they're nice). Bidet attachments work really well. If you have a 3D printer, you can try using a bidet very easily: https://www.printables.com/model/739924-bidet-from-a-pet-bot...

I use the 3D-printed one for travel (I'd gladly pay extra for hotels that have bidets) and outdoor use.

Using a bidet is such an easy life upgrade for anyone relying on TP.

LargoLasskhyfv•29m ago
Lol. I wanted to ask how you connect that thing to the waterpipes, before having had a look.

I think it could use something more, like a lever/handle/button at the top, and a C02-cartridge. Or pump.

Like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soda_siphon

marcyb5st•1h ago
Time to become a bidet exporter
aeve890•17m ago
Missed opportunity for Biden to push (!) for mass bidet adoption.
kleiba2•1h ago
That's okay, I still have tons left over from COVID.
roboror•48m ago
I hope this is comedy
Alien1Being•1h ago
Stock up on toilet paper before the price goes through the roof !!!!!

Get enough for a year for a family.

400 rolls would be a good start.

Act now and save money.

insane_dreamer•56m ago
Maybe this will help people switch over to TP from bamboo. Not perfect but much more sustainable than cutting trees. We switched years ago.
ForOldHack•26m ago
You must mean switch to bamboo based products from wood based paper. Way more sustainable, and not much more expensive, but as more switch, although it should become cheaper...
ks2048•53m ago
> The US accounts for more than 20% of global tissue consumption despite having only 4% of the world’s population. The average American uses 141 rolls of toilet paper per year, making them No 1 for No 2s globally, just ahead of Germans, each using an average of 134 rolls annually.

Wastefulness is a national pastime.

myrmidon•44m ago
Those numbers sound insane to me. This is almost half a roll per day, for a single person?

Can any average american or german person comment on how this actually works? Do you wipe like 15 times per visit, or is it just a very high amount (folded?) of sheets per wipe?

cucumber3732842•41m ago
Janitor comes around after business hours and changes any/every roll that isn't damn near full.
dylan604•19m ago
Best janitor I've experienced would replace low rolls with new and then set the low roll on top of the dispenser. Of course, the dispenser was the correct shape to allow for that
kevin_thibedeau•41m ago
Some people unroll huge wads of paper.
gonzalohm•39m ago
The average is probably calculated as total toilet paper used / US population.

This doesn't mean than the average American uses that much paper. I believe it just means a lot of it is wasted (probably just thrown away without even using it) unsure why though

ericmay•50m ago
Buy a bidet!

I thought this was a fun tidbit:

  "The US accounts for more than 20% of global tissue consumption despite having only 4% of the world’s population. The average American uses 141 rolls of toilet paper per year, making them No 1 for No 2s globally, just ahead of Germans, each using an average of 134 rolls annually."
I'm not sure if using a bidet would be better for the environment but maybe this is a blessing in disguise on the environmental front.

I'm also curious, is there any reporting on increases in Canadian prices as a result of their tariffs on American products or does that only go one way? I always read (especially in international papers like the Guardian) about Americans seeing price increases but I see very little reporting on price increases/decreases or changes in other countries.

Also maybe someone can remind me, in the past (before Trump 1 even) were there any tariffs on American products that anyone can point to? I see on the news channels discussion about how Canada has historically placed tariffs American dairy products. Did that result in higher prices in Canada? How did their economy handle the lack of American dairy imports at lower prices (if they were lower)?

kotaKat•44m ago
And if you really wanted... buy washable toilet paper towels. https://www.marleysmonsters.com/collections/toilet-unpaper-a...

As someone on the border, the tariffs do screw over individual folks on both sides of it.

Canadian grocery prices are awfully high and they've been known for various price-fixing scandals (the Loblaws bread-fixing apology gift cards come to mind) so there's often a lot of Canadian Walmart/Sams Club/Local Grocery shoppers.

One of the odd things is that Americans had it better coming back to the US from Canada after a day out shopping - we could bring back $800, but the Canadians going home could only bring back $50 or so, unless they were out for more than 48 hours then got $800. US Customs was also hilariously lax on actually enforcing things ("anything to declare?" "ah, I spent $200 at IKEA" gets a handwave) compared to the Canadians that'll fine-tooth comb the vehicle to pull every penny of duty they can coming home to Canada.

0xbadcafebee•50m ago
All this is making the current administration less popular with no benefit. This is what you get when you hire a guy who has no brains.
alfiedotwtf•43m ago
Weird that this is a story about toilet paper yet the elephant in the room is the fact that the US imports most of its foreign oil from Canada (yes that’s right - not the Middle East).
petcat•40m ago
Bidets need to become the norm. Canada's massive logging and mineral extraction industries have lead to significantly reduced tree-cover and (in some places) long term deforestation.
throwforfeds•33m ago
Not sure why the down votes, having even just a simple bidet sprayer attachment is strictly better than toilet paper. It's not even close.
ForOldHack•33m ago
The Fraiser River Valley is one of the very most sustainable forests on the planet. The mineral extraction at Ft MacMurry has very little usable wood for lumber, and even less for paper, I believe that its a lot of manzinata that is used for OSB. I have not looked at this in a while, because my father studied forest management at UBC. Would you like for me to prove this with say 15~20 references?
edoceo•12m ago
Yep
vadertemp•16m ago
Moving from the east to west recently the rarity of and aversion to bidets is one of the strangest things to see in the western world.
edoceo•11m ago
Don't users still need to dry off with paper? (I do, am I using it wrong?)
ForOldHack•40m ago
Which is just going to make it more expensive to mail rolls to your congressmen. Congressmen and diapers should be changed often and for the same reason.
josefritzishere•39m ago
This is Trump's fault. Again.
digitaltrees•31m ago
MASA: make America shitty again?
qwerpy•29m ago
Today’s America/Trump bashing HN group therapy session brought to you by Canada and toilet paper.
bradthebeaverfa•28m ago
Or maybe the price increase is related to the fact that a communist burned down a massive warehouse storing paper products back in April.
rc5150•22m ago
Anti-capitalist = communist now? News to me.
BigTTYGothGF•1m ago
Wiki cites https://www.insurancejournal.com/news/west/2026/04/08/864876... which reads: "loss of the warehouse could impact 3% of sales [for Kimberley-Clark] in the West Coast region", which seems like a long way away from what's being discussed.

Also even though the fire was in Ontario CA, it was Ontario California not Ontario Canada.

joeMomma1234•28m ago
finally my poor chapped ass can catch a break
joeMomma1234•28m ago
Guess it's back to using my cat
pavlov•26m ago
Why did Republicans pick a fight with Canada?

Same energy as a 13-year-old boy bullying his little brother just because of his own hormone-driven insecurity.

solox3•13m ago
My guess: to weaken Canada's economy, limit Canada's international standing, bankrupt the sovereign state, cause rise of populism and voters thereof, have its people overthrow the government, then absorb the former country as a state to extract its natural resources, to fulfill manifest destiny.

Other than the current tariff narrative, it's fairly standard CIA play when we look at what they did to Latin America already.

kimos•10m ago
Canadians may be nice but we are also petty and proud. It’s hard for us to win against a big bully, but we won’t be pushed around either.

Everyone is going to lose here.

HarHarVeryFunny•1m ago
Trump can't win anywhere else, so he's trying for a win here.

Let's hope victory against Canada looks better than victory against Iran else we'll be paying $10/roll of toilet paper as well as $4/gal at the pump.

mywittyname•33m ago
If TP gets wet, even slightly, it's unusable. Since it's designed to disintegrate upon contact with water.
larusso•23m ago
German here. What I understand is that we Germans use the folding technique instead of crumbling the paper. And we love our sweet 4 layered paper so everything is super soft down there. I can say growing up the first years of my life in the GDR with literal recycled paper as toilet paper, that I wouldn’t go back to that. But I see especially with kids etc that we overuse toilet paper. But I can only speak for my family. Toilet paper usage etc isn’t a dinner conversation topic.
morsch•3m ago
I just spent fifteen minutes to corroborate the numbers for Germany, and they appear to be a vague guess by Statista.

There don't appear to be any reliable stats or studies, which I find surprising; the few studies I could find had people use way less tp, eg https://www.radiohamburg.de/aktuelles/hamburg/Wie-scht-Hambu...

So I'm inclined to believe the 134 is hogwash; no idea if the numbers for the US are more reliable.

GenerocUsername•16m ago
It comes down to how a roll is calculated. See in the US 1 material roll is not the same as 1 computed roll. In the Toilet Paper isle you see products listing their 8 roles are equillivent to 36 rolls from the other guy. So when you use 1/16 of your roll, you are really using 1/2 a roll
HWR_14•36s ago
Because they count each ply as a roll and a lot of Americans use triple ply.
account42•34m ago
Are the rolls the same sizes for all countries? Both in the number of sheets and in the amount of fiber used.
throwaway0q5347•30m ago
Time to install some bidets.
kilroy123•22m ago
Way ahead of you. I love my bidet. I highly recommend it.
CrzyLngPwd•29m ago
Seems like the US has some really sticky shit problems going on, lol.
water-data-dude•22m ago
A lotta highly processed foods combined with most people seeming to be unaware of the impact my friend FIBER has on your poop, in terms of both stool solidity and speed of evacuation! Seriously, if you spend a lot of time going #2, adding a fiber supplement will give you most of that time back!
hereme888•24m ago
I'd say poor diet and obesity result in greater toilet paper use. But we can also expect American to use more than India, for stereotypical reasons.
pfdietz•18m ago
High fiber is supposed to be a good diet, and leads to larger/looser bowel movements.
ericmay•35m ago
> And if you really wanted... buy washable toilet paper towels. https://www.marleysmonsters.com/collections/toilet-unpaper-a...

I'm simultaneously surprised and not surprised that this exists (we buy washable paper towels and beeswax items and similar for reusability) but even I think that's even a bridge too far. More power to anyone who is using those products though.

I've personally always found US customs easy to deal with for purchased products. When we came back from France last year with around a case of wine my wife was worried and I'm like what is there to worry about? we're not smuggling anything and the worst case is we just pay a duty on the wine of a $1 or $2. You just declare it and if duties are applicable you just pay them. It always seemed to me they were really there to just keep people from doing crazy things or outright breaking import laws. Similar to your experience, coming back from Toronto with a few purchased items, US customs just did not care at all.

kotaKat•31m ago
Canadian duty is insane on some items. When I was a pimply-faced youth at the Duty Free, the going rate we used to tell people was "a dollar an ounce".

I saw some spirits that were quoted at $40-80+ a bottle, depending on a bunch of factors, when you go over the relatively small limit. Bringing home a case of Kentucky sipping burbon to Toronto will hurt you right in the wallet a few times over.

pfdietz•4m ago
Washable cloth towels work just fine, if not in a public restroom.
SubiculumCode•42m ago
Once you go bidet, you don't go back. There are lots of nice kits that you can install on your existing toilet too, making it super easy.

We use so much less tp since we got one.

SubiculumCode•38m ago
Once you go bidet, you don't go back. There are lots of nice kits that you can install on your existing toilet too, making it super easy. [1] is a generic Amazon search. Electricity not required for most

We use so much less tp since we got one.

[1] https://www.amazon.com/s?k=bidet+kit

stuff4ben•36m ago
Unfortunately I don't have electrical in my toilet closet in my master bath. I'd totally do it though.
ericmay•34m ago
They have battery operated ones! Maybe there's still an option for you there.
SubiculumCode•33m ago
I have two bidets, neither use electricity. Also they fit on existing toilets. Just search bidet kit.
quickthrowman•17m ago
You only need electricity if you want heated water, I’d guess that a bidet comes with a tee fitting with a valve on the T side that goes in between the supply valve and toilet supply line, allowing the supply valve to provide water to both the toilet and bidet.
everdrive•36m ago
I'm not sure how to discuss bidet problems without sounding gross.

I tried a bidet previously because people rave about them. But when trying them, there seems to be two problems. The water that hits you sprays around on impact. So that immediately-sullied water now has a bit of blast radius to it. I also can't see down there, so having done what certainly felt like a pretty thorough job bidet-ing, I would wipe and discover the job was not so thorough. So although you could potentially use a bidet to reduce your toilet paper usage, toilet paper itself allows you to actually check whether or not you got everything, which just seems impossible with a bidet alone. And if I only used the bidet, then what am I supposed to do to dry myself? It feels like TP needs to be in the mix at least a little bit.

Am I just using it wrong? Does a lifetime of using it give your brain a clearer sense of where the water has hit and what "clean" feels like.

kg•32m ago
You still use TP, you can just use a lot less and you end up cleaner than with TP alone as a bonus.
XorNot•31m ago
The bidet takes care of most of the cleaning and then you use TP to check and dry off.

The main benefit is those times you'll otherwise go through half a roll (also means you don't rub through the skin).

ForOldHack•23m ago
Nothing you have ever thought or said in your life is more disgusting than the idiot who is causing this problem in the first place.
ButlerianJihad•33m ago
During the lockdowns, my local Catholic parish office indicated to me that they held some TP in reserve, in case any parishioners got desperate during the shortages. There were really problematic runs on items like that in every store in our area. Of course, if you had excess TP, it was also a good strategic donation, for the less fortunate.

I contemplated a bidet during the lockdowns, and some YouTubers were touting their convenience and comfort. But ultimately, I rent an apartment with a landlady, and there's no way a bidet could get installed and survive my lease agreement.

So I decided that a good compromise was to start buying wet wipes. I found the "Sensitive" Huggies to be fairly good. Unscented and gentle. There's also "Honest" brand at Target, marketed to adults. Supposedly flushable. I don't flush them.

It's been working out so well that I carry around the wet wipes in my pocket, everywhere I go. They have saved me in many situations in many public restrooms. And they can also clean up my hands if I happen to get muddy or gritty while I'm out and about.

mywittyname•21m ago
A) Don't flush your wet wipes please. They go in the trash bin.

B) They make bidets that are trivial to install/remove. I have one that connects inline with the water lines and it took like 4 minutes to install. But you can also get a portable one. They range from squirt bottle for your bum to fancy battery powered devices with USB-c charging.

digdugdirk•24m ago
Yes, Canadian dairy prices were always higher than US prices, probably by 10-20 percent or so. There's an internal quota system, and a prescribed allowable volume for imports with very high tariffs on imports above that prescribed limit. Canada did this to protect its dairy industry, and to ensure there's a level of self sufficiency to their food production.

Canada has the same issue in many industries, where the need/desire for Canadian firms to compete against US firms - even though Canada has a population roughly a tenth the size of the US - results in a handful of bloated monopolies/monopsonies that the Canadian population has to deal with.

For an alternative perspective you can look at the US healthcare system, where the US has a protectionist system that props up its healthcare industry (insurance, providers, pharma companies, etc) at the expense of its population, to the tune of about 2x what Canada spends per capita.

Canadians who live near the border will commonly hop over for some shopping and fill up their tank with cheap gas, while Americans try to fill their prescriptions from Canadian pharmacies and travel to Mexico for procedures they can't afford to get done in the US. It's all a matter of what the system is set up to do.

ericmay•14m ago
Got it, so really Canada has historically instituted protectionist policies to protect certain industries and ensure self-sufficiency for items deemed important to national security/national welfare and the result at least in part is consolidation into monopolistic entities in Canada.

I'm curious what options Canada has to break up these monopolies and lower prices with respect to their ongoing protectionist policies?

jvolkman•8m ago
Many have a fan option for drying.
edoceo•5m ago
Mine does, doesn't do much