Makes me want to have like 5 separate computers:

- one for banking only

- one for development only

- one for web browsing only

- one for gaming only

- one for socials only

How else can you stay safe against a threat that exfiltrates your entire digital life in like 10 seconds?

Conversely, don't bother with poor people!

Now we just need proper Robin Hood malware that "levels out the playing field" as it were, by stealing from the rich and moving that money into the poor people's accounts (that have also been hacked).

Soon (now?) the threats will become ever more complex, and we’ll be back in the early-2000s-like virus storms.

Just like it's amusing that Osama bin Laden reviewed Al Qaeda expense report and these expense reports look just like ones anyone else would file.

  Expense: two burgers and fries
  Price: $15.50
  Vendor: Five Guys
  Cost center: evil observability mini-conference, SRE, department of evil