The sloppy ones who want a huge headache and leave a publicly auditable trail a mile long that get analysis blogs written about their mistakes.

I could see this actually being a real parallel reconstruction for a state actor that did issue certificates from a compromised CA. If any evidence points back to them, they can just say the server was hacked with the acme RCE to generate different certs. There probably won't be a way to legally verify that such a thing never happened.

Basically, CT did indeed worked as designed, but there was no monitoring by the domain authors (which to be fair there are a dearth of solutions of the time).

On a related note, Let's Encrypt also issued the presumably-interception certificates. This can be possibly something that requires interception at the VPS level (otherwise we already detected the BGP leaks). Presumably, Hetzner was forced to do a raw interception and then redirecting all relevant ports to a middlebox for inspection and CA issuance (and since that the ACME spec is well-defined, they can simply check if the handshake contains the TLS ALPN challenge and then redirect them to special code that will reply with the correct things).

Nothing, although it's more mitigate than prevent per se. They simply did not have alerting set up against the CT logs. It is one of the lessons they highlighted in their own postmortem.

Certificate transparency worked exactly as designed in this case. Monitoring public certificate transparency logs for anomalies is a different story entirely.

By breaking the software facilitating https via ACME itself, no anomalous certificate transparency logs would have needed to have been created at all.

The front door is locked quite tightly with a watchful security camera, but the window has been left unlocked. Also no one is watching the camera feed.