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The Amazon Tax

https://seths.blog/2026/08/the-amazon-tax/
141•herbertl•1h ago•74 comments

Using the railway network as a flatbed scanner

https://philo.gay/linecam/
137•otherayden•2h ago•24 comments

Fixing a Bricked Framework Laptop

https://quantum5.ca/2026/08/16/fixing-bricked-amd-7040-series-framework-13-laptop-with-20-tools/
72•jp_sc•1h ago•23 comments

Linux 7.3 improves performance when running out of vRAM

https://pixelcluster.dev/VRAM-Overcommit/
358•flaburgan•6h ago•126 comments

Python Polars Cheatsheet (based on our O'Reilly book)

https://opensource.posit.co/resources/cheatsheets/polars/
33•jeroenjanssens•1h ago•6 comments

Composable Tests

https://newsletter.kentbeck.com/p/composable-tests
21•vinipolicena•1h ago•3 comments

Teaching my kid to code with a modern MUD

https://tau.dev/2026/08/07/canon
92•andrewjanke•6d ago•32 comments

Fairphone is now officially available in the United States

https://www.fairphone.com/nl/stories/the-fairphone-gen-6-is-all-about-giving-you-more
120•Vinnl•2h ago•38 comments

NeoBrowser: An MCP server that drives real Chrome with your logged-in sessions

https://github.com/pitiflautico/neobrowser
18•pitiflautico•1h ago•11 comments

Google buys crashed airline Spirit's data at auction

https://www.theregister.com/ai-and-ml/2026/08/18/google-buys-crashed-airline-spirits-data-at-auct...
338•pseudolus•4h ago•220 comments

Meta Files Patent for Facial Recognition, Automatic Recording of People

https://www.privacyguides.org/news/2026/08/17/meta-files-patent-for-facial-recognition-automatic-...
102•DeepLogin•2h ago•56 comments

Show HN: A local MitM proxy to control TLS fingerprints

https://github.com/ytkoka/impersonate-proxy
9•ytkoka•1h ago•1 comments

How Bluesky draws its logo on screenshots

https://timmarinin.net/2026/bluesky-screenshots/
627•gavide•16h ago•392 comments

Oxford Electric Bell

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_Electric_Bell
11•gurjeet•4d ago•1 comments

Deus Ex creator Warren Spector is retiring from game development

https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/its-just-not-as-much-fun-for-me-anymore-deus-ex-creator-...
58•danbolt•1h ago•36 comments

Rethinking Database Programming

https://acadia.engineering/blog/rethinking-database-programming
153•honungsburk•7h ago•70 comments

Finger: Social network that never died

https://en.andros.dev/blog/54572bc7/finger-the-1971-social-network-that-never-died/
90•andros•7h ago•32 comments

Baking a Model: A Metaphor for LLM Training

https://newsletter.kentbeck.com/p/baking-a-model
17•KentBeck•3d ago•1 comments

GPT-5.6 Sol Pricing Cut by 50%

https://openrouter.ai/openai/gpt-5.6-sol
563•Topfi•17h ago•366 comments

Quake Shareware, a CD-ROM just a little too full

https://fabiensanglard.net/quake_shareware_cd/index.html
429•shdon•16h ago•186 comments

Babies born under sugar rationing grew into adults with lower cancer risk

https://theconversation.com/babies-born-under-sugar-rationing-grew-into-adults-with-lower-cancer-...
15•zeristor•44m ago•2 comments

Israel creates fake think tank in likely attempt to dupe AI chatbots

https://responsiblestatecraft.org/israel-influence-chatgpt/
846•DeepLogin•18h ago•485 comments

Claude writing a macOS driver for my obscure HP printer built only for Windows

https://twitter.com/kuberwastaken/status/2089377982536388964
70•porridgeraisin•2h ago•18 comments

Fairphone 6 and PostmarketOS working main camera

https://catcrafts.net/posts/fairphone-6-postmarketos-working-main-camera
259•pizzaiolo•16h ago•61 comments

IBM Simon (1994): the original smartphone, explained in its own ad [video]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoTFywZpPcc
66•kls0e•2d ago•32 comments

A Preview of DuckDB v2.0

https://duckdb.org/2026/08/17/duckdb-20-highlights
677•ibotty•1d ago•120 comments

Exercise intensity modulates interorgan communication and is associated with

https://www.cell.com/cell-reports-medicine/fulltext/S2666-3791%2826%2900405-2?_returnURL=https%3A...
79•newsomix9xl•9h ago•38 comments

Olo (Color)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olo_(color)
506•inigyou•6d ago•91 comments

AI-Generated GitHub Copilot “Autofix” Allowed Compromise of Snowflake's Jira

https://www.wiz.io/blog/red-agent-snowflake-copilot-cicd-bug
407•galnagli•1d ago•151 comments

Ranking the Most Brilliantly Colored Birds with Data

https://moultano.wordpress.com/2026/08/14/fairly-ranking-the-most-brilliant-birds/
55•moultano•2d ago•5 comments
Open in hackernews

The Amazon Tax

https://seths.blog/2026/08/the-amazon-tax/
134•herbertl•1h ago

Comments

simonebrunozzi•39m ago
This is sad, but true. And true for other giant companies, not just for Amazon - Meta/Facebook is another good example.

What can we do about it? Not much. This is something that happens when in a "free" market you have a near monopoly, and the antitrust is too weak to even try to fine these companies.

One might think that there's a "conspiracy" of a few powerful people / billionaires, but I don't believe it it the case. Individuals are driven by results, profits, targets, metrics, etc... The company as a whole responds to shareholders, not the small retail one but large funds and such that own a significant stake in these companies. They want to make money. They lobby the government to make sure that quasi-monopolies like this one can go on undisturbed.

I don't blame Amazon. I think this is a limitation of the (supposedly) free-market society in which we live. By the way, it is not a free market when antitrust does not work, or when you need to bail-out banks, etc.

I admire and respect Seth Godin (I even met him once, years ago), and I would love to see if he had any idea of how to solve this.

bluGill•32m ago
> What can we do about it? Not much.

You should do what I do: look for someplace else to buy from first. Amazon has "everything" - if you can find it. However there are usually small sellers of that niche (often niche.com) where they know something about the product and will direct your to the best one without adds. The smaller/weirder the niche the more likely this seller is to be helpful. You get to support "the little guy", and get a good product for a good price. Even if Amazon is cheaper, the smaller store is still the better value because you get a good product.

detourdog•24m ago
Usually I can purchase directly from the company that makes the product website.
ungreased0675•30m ago
I don’t give Amazon my money, that’s something most people have the agency to do. There are many, many other places to order from on the internet.
forestrywat•28m ago
It's eminently solvable. Make the practice illegal. Or break up big companies. Or you progressively tax on revenue, so it becomes increasingly inefficient to a mega corporation. Or require companies above a certain size become increasingly worker owned.

Amazon doesn't need to be so big and in so many industries. My pharmacy doesn't also need to be a movie studio. My cloud provider doesn't also need to be a self publishing business. It distorts too many things.

lostmsu•27m ago
The ads make sense in capitalism. Without the described effect products would never change. Payment for ads ensures discovery works in adversarial free market.

The problem is that the pay for that goes to Amazon instead of your pockets. I think Brave was actually on to something.

tchalla•35m ago
Principal agent problem combined with a monopoly, what could go wrong?

In the end, we as a society value convenience more than global optima. So we will always land in some local optima. We deserve it.

summarybot•32m ago
Speak for yourself haha. Unconscious and unexamined behaviors hardly constitute a value system.
forestrywat•28m ago
Unconscious values are still values.
tchalla•14m ago
I will just leave this here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revealed_preference

runarberg•24m ago
I think this mentality is giving up. We as a society may or may not value some thing over another. But instead of guessing what we value we should look at our behavior. And our behavior is that our governments give lax regulations and consumer hostile legislation to growing monopolies which abuse their power dynamics to maximize profits above all else.

In other words: blame capitalism, not our value judgement.

tchalla•12m ago
automatic6131•35m ago
Amazon is almost completely unusable for search at this stage. I think perhaps 3/4 of the results are sponsored ads. Three in four. Trying to find a good deal on a product, even if you know precisely what you're looking for, is a real headache of trying to dodge the advertisement minefield.
gdulli•30m ago
This plus the login-walled reviews is unfortunate because once I stopped buying from Amazon I'd continue to go there to browse before buying elsewhere.
behringer•19m ago
The amount of review spam is so high that for a good portion of products the reviews are useless.
jbstack•19m ago
Even without the ads, Amazon search is abysmal. It seems to ignore half the words you enter. I often resort to using Google or ChatGPT to find items on Amazon which I know are there, but which their search box doesn't surface.
yuck39•9m ago
I imagine most readers haven't tried tiktok shop (or similar Chinese consumer shopping platforms).

ByteDance has reimplemented their now infamous video suggestion algorithm for shopping and it is _very_ effective.

Once the infrastructure and logistics of the Chinese eCommerce platforms improve in the US, it will be so much better that I imagine that Bezos only recourse will be to have congress ban them (a la the Chinese EV ban).

He will likely be successful in doing this and allow the US to slide further into modern technological irrelevancy at his own benefit.

the_real_cher•33m ago
Whats going to be hilarious is if brick and mortar companies become popular again because of the painful U.I., scammy companies, and broken search of Amazon.
forinti•10m ago
That's just not going to happen. You have to go out in the rain or heat, pay for parking, maybe not find what you want, pay 30% more than online, so online still has advantages.

What baffles me is that e-commerce sites all tend to get worse with time. The moment a site I like turns into a marketplace, I know it will only go downhill.

InsideOutSanta•32m ago
See also: ads for apps in app stores.

These companies effectively monopolize app distribution on their platforms and then make discovery so poor that developers who try to sell apps in their stores must pay for ads in those same stores.

teekert•18m ago
Apple should really be ashamed of itself. But alas, corporations don't have shame, Steve would have been ashamed though.
paytonjjones•31m ago
> They know the best-reviewed, least-returned, best-priced model. The only purpose of the ads is to get you to pick an air fryer that isn’t that one

Thoughtless take. Say you've just invented a better looking, better functioning, cheaper air fryer. How do you expect to reach your first customers if not through ads? Sell it to your friends? That's even more invasive and annoying.

People's urge to rid the world of ads is similar to our urge to rid the world of "middlemen".

It's natural, and I get it (ads are annoying), but this is a forum where I expect people to think a little more deeply about the economics and second order effects of things.

Georgelemental•29m ago
The problem TFA is complaining about isn't ads in general, but specifically ads in Amazon search results for products sold on Amazon.
paytonjjones•21m ago
Amazon is a two-sided marketplace. Why should their obligation in search be 100% to one side?

Even for the buyer, there are second order consequences if you remove the ability for sellers to effectively sell. If sellers can't effectively ramp, they're going to turn to other platforms. If new sellers can't compete on Amazon, prices will increase and diversity of options will go down.

I'm not saying ads in search are a hard necessity in every platform. I'm just asking people to think through the whole issue before making snap judgments because ads are annoying to them.

cjs_ac•27m ago
The article isn't an attack on advertising to bring awareness of your product to an unaware market; it's an attack on being made to pay for a customer who has specifically asked for your product to be shown your product.
nalekberov•27m ago
Amazon has the most useless search I know. Also, idk who clicks those 'Sponsored' results, but for me they are an automatic pass. But then again Amazon is such a scumbag company that uses its own brands as a weapon to make sellers pay to be visible.
genghisjahn•21m ago
Having small mini-pcs in my basement and a couple of Cloudflare tunnels and Tailscale has been awesome. Made me realize that I've gotten used to paying for software that is free because someone else was hosting. But now I host it and it's a way better experience. I'm not crazy about using Cloudflare, but so far it's been great. Having Postgres, rabbitMQ and Redis all running locally (and then realizing my traffic doesn't need a cache or a queue and just doing it all in Postgres) has been awesome.
geerlingguy•21m ago
It's amazing how poor on-site search has gotten, while at the same time the capability to have better results and more relevancy has gone way up.

I normally use Google and/or DuckDuckGo to search YouTube and Amazon, because if I'm looking for a specific video/product, that one will be 3-4 pages in (maybe not even shown).

Brand name products are buried 3+ pages deep on Amazon, while the first 2-3 pages are always drop-shipped Chinese knockoffs now. The onsite search is almost entirely useless.

abixb•18m ago
Enshittification is such a perfect word for all this. Cory Doctorow is a word magician.
abixb•20m ago
I've slowly shifted all my consumer purchases from Amazon to local shops and other online platforms, including Etsy.

I'm now seriously contemplating deleting my Amazon account of 15 years in one whole swoop. The quality degradation is painfully apparent, and the value add of Amazon in my life has been steadily declining for a while.

I've also had terrible experiences with AWS, but that's a different story.

Amazon's only core product that they care about now is their stock price.

snarf21•16m ago
Generally curious but a lot of the stuff I find on Etsy is the same crap from Alibaba/Amazon .. What are you buying from Etsy that isn't this?
abixb•12m ago
I look for independent artists and craftspeople. I recent bought a pack of sci-fi posters for my apartment from an artists who designs it herself and who has an independent reputation.

My goal has now shifted to identify the thinnest intermediary between my dollars and the person doing the labor for the product/service I'm paying for.

lokar•12m ago
It depends what you are looking for. I find small batch or custom made items from small businesses.

Recently a nice wooden piece from a shop in Germany and an address sign for my yard from some place in the Midwest.

For some things you do see endless shops selling cheap Chinese imports.

bariumbitmap•9m ago
I'm not the GP but I bought a wooden lapdesk on Etsy that I use every day.
83457•20m ago
When searching on Amazon I always change sort to Best Sellers. The default is Featured Items which shows ads at the top and throughout results. For some searches that have a small number of real results, the majority of the list will be ads. Sorting by Best Sellers eliminates all ads in the results.
jmartrican•19m ago
Maybe we need ad blockers for Amazon ads.
cainxinth•19m ago
Has anyone found a useable fake review detector since Fakespot and Review Meta went down?
t1234s•17m ago
Always best to search across Amazon, Ebay and Walmart. Vendors sell the same stuff across all three channels.
wolttam•16m ago
I would have thought the Amazon tax is “free shipping” that has altered the pricing of every item, and now B&M retail is picking up the same pricing despite a much lower shipping overhead

Ads too, I guess

t1234s•16m ago
Prime is a waste of money. I find most stuff arrives in 2-3 days and its easy to spend the minimum to get free shipping.
paxys•9m ago
I feel at least in urban areas Amazon’s delivery network is efficient enough that they have to artificially delay non-Prime orders. I order from Amazon only occasionally, and while sometimes there’s actual step-by-step tracking I’ll mostly see no movement at all for 2-3 days, and suddenly the order has dispatched and it is reaching my house in an hour.
johnnyApplePRNG•15m ago
Amazon has no mercy, so neither do I.

In my defense, they started it. (I had purchased a stainless steel muffler with a lifetime warranty off of Amazon Auto, the thing was counterfeit, completely rusted through in less than a year, and Amazon would not honor their written warranty and I didn't care to fight it legally...)

So the next time they dropped my package off in my lobby when I have specific instructions to bring it to my front door? I never got it.

And unfortunately for them... it keeps happening now?

Like every other package that gets delivered?!

(They always believe this, apparently... either that, or their agreement with their delivery insurance services must eat the cost).

I've more than gotten my muffler refunded now and they're none the wiser, so win win really!

forsalebypwner•13m ago
They don't "always believe this", this will lead to your account being banned eventually, or at least barred from returning products.
ButlerianJihad•11m ago
I certainly hope so. GP implies that they are committing fraud to "stick it to the man". Nine times out of ten, this simply results in the man sticking it to us again.
johnnyApplePRNG•7m ago
Not true.

I've been a prime account member in good standing for over 5 years now.

I order thousands of dollars worth of stuff every year.

They're not cancelling my account. Ever.

They seriously don't give a shit. They're not paying these costs. It's all covered. They are not the same company who delivers or insures.

MengerSponge
jacobn•14m ago
The search ads ostensibly solve the cold start problem: If a seller introduces a new product, how is that to be ranked? Well, they can buy some ads, get some ratings, and boot up their sales & search ranking. Great.

It of course also creates essentially perfect competition. Amazon will even tell you the top selling products across categories, so that no seller can make excess profits for long - others will quickly jump into the fray to compete that away.

This is of course the market working as intended - the sellers compete away any and all surplus. Normally that would be a good thing for consumers! Unfortunately the search ad tax is very real, and siphons off a good chunk of the surplus as monopolist rent.

This is all structural. A marketplace like this is a natural monopoly with massive network effects. And the allure of the search ad is irresistible - they literally can't not do it, lest their shareholders rebel.

Google ads work exactly the same way.

As a seller your only options are to either have better conversion economics than the competition (so you can win the ads bidding war - guess why every successful site on the internet is gameified to all hell, and why the amazon listing titles & descriptions look like they do) or to not play.

If you can create a viral hit for a product you can probably eke out excess profits for a few months - people want precisely your branded product and not a cheap knockoff, at least for a while.

("Excess profits" = anything above what will literally make the marginal seller say "it's not worth it", which is a very low bar when competing with the entire world)

solatic•12m ago
> It leads to two perverse side effects. First, producers realize that if brand reputation matters less than a budget for clicks, they will shift to shoddy and cheap versions of their products so they have a bigger budget for clicks.

This assertion lacks evidence. An alternate hypothesis: if you tried to sell literal garbage on Amazon, poor reviews and a high return rate will be visible in the product itself. The ad will earn you a click-through to the product, but buyers will begin to back out instead of following through with a purchase. Ad purchases cannot overcome insufficient revenue - it won't be profitable long-term.

Yes, Amazon has a problem with vendors buying good reviews as well. It doesn't overcome a high number of poor reviews, or a high number of returns.

> And second, Amazon (and Google before it) have an incentive to make their organic search results worse–giving producers more incentive to buy more ads.

Reeks of a conspiracy theory. Most customers simply don't have the time or energy to research any more than the top handful of results. Only a rare person goes 10 pages deep into the search results. Organic search results will produce less traffic when people don't even look at them. But that's not evidence in and of itself that the organic search results were nerfed in some way.

I hate to remind people of the basic truth about modern Amazon, but here goes: the vast majority of the inventory is made in China and the exact same product can be found at a tiny, tiny fraction of the Amazon price on AliExpress and similar sites. The value that Amazon adds is their logistic network that can deliver to domestic US addresses in a day or two, compared to weeks. The difference in price between Amazon and AliExpress justifies sellers spending enormous sums on ads and review purchases, because even if they do sell garbage on Amazon, enough people bought it at such ridiculous margins that the seller can tear down the product with the bad reviews and high return rate and re-offer it under a new brand with the same ad and review purchase strategy and still make a profit. But the person to blame for that is not Amazon, and it's not the seller, it's the fool who decides to pay the ridiculous price compared to the AliExpress price.

Books are one of the categories where they aren't printed in China, they're not sold on AliExpress, and searching for "seth godin the knot" returns the actual correct listing as the first organic search result. So I'm not sure why the author brings his book up as evidence. He might do better by reminding his publisher that "selling on Amazon" is not a homogenous experience and they ought to reconsider flushing money down the drain on advertisements they don't need.

realty_geek•12m ago
Would love a similar post breaking down the rightmove (UK equivalent of zillow) tax. Fortunately there is currently a court case against them that might help. I am also starting a #RightmoveHygiene campaign to encourage people to spend less time on there.
siliconc0w•6m ago
I'm hoping AI will disintermediate most retail and we'll finally get an aggregator that isn't going to add a tax on both sides of the market.

"Buy me the best Air Fryer" -> finds the best given my preferences and constraints and directly purchases it from the cheapest distributor

bartek_gdn•5m ago
"If you’re searching for an air fryer, Amazon already knows quite a bit. They know the best-reviewed, least-returned, best-priced model. The only purpose of the ads is to get you to pick an air fryer that isn’t that one (or for the best air fryer, to keep you on track to buy the one you wanted in the first place)"

I don't get this part. Aren't those things unrelated? The aim of ads is to convince to buy regardless of the quality and other data points.

visarga•2m ago
No wonder Amazon sued Perplexity to forbid agents on their site, agents could cut through the crap and find what users wanted instead of what Amazon peddles.
bko•1m ago
> The only purpose of the ads is to get you to pick an air fryer that isn’t that one (or for the best air fryer, to keep you on track to buy the one you wanted in the first place). The ads make the search worse.

"The best" is not a static product. If Amazon had no way for vendors to showcase their product, the best would be a stale product that accumulated decades of reviews. Maybe it's still the best , maybe not. But there is value to show some noise in the search long term.

Another way to look at it is through the vail of ignorance. Suppose you're a manufacturer of air fryers, but don't know where you stand in terms of how competitive or popular your product is. Would you want to live in a world in which you CAN'T bump your placement? Sure if you're the top 3 manufacturer, maybe you would prefer not to pay the tax. But if you're not, you'd much rather prefer the system in which you can.

> And our behavior is that our governments give lax regulations and consumer hostile legislation to growing monopolies which abuse their power dynamics to maximize profits above all else. In other words: blame capitalism, not our value judgement.

It’s very easy to blame systems and other people.

Forgeties79•27m ago
The problem is we aren’t in a world of more “reasonable” advertising. What we see deployed now are basically weapons-grade manipulation systems, and upstarts do not have equal access to the arsenal. So yeah, they need to get the word out, but they can’t even do that! The big dogs get better, more privileged access.
mirashii•27m ago
> People's urge to rid the world of ads is similar to our urge to rid the world of "middlemen".

This is a lazy strawman and not what the author of the post argued for.

> It's natural, and I get it (ads are annoying), but this is a forum where I expect people to think a little more deeply about the economics and second order effects of things.

Then maybe contribute to the dialog on that front. The article did so more than your comment setting up a strawman.

pydry•26m ago
you sound like the kind of person who believes the best air fryer is the one that is advertised the most.
paytonjjones•7m ago
No, but I'd say it's slightly more likely than by chance (after all, success begets capital).

I actually prefer Dr. Pepper, but a lot of people think Coke makes the best cola, Apple makes the best laptops, etc.

forestrywat•24m ago
I don't think you put much thought into the article before you carelessly bandied about the phrase "Thoughtless take."

You certainly didn't read it in much depth. The author is talking about search ads explicitly and narrowly within a category where Amazon has plenty of signals it could use to steer customers towards the highest satisfaction product.

If you make a new better product, advertise everywhere you want. And if Amazon took seriously its customer obsession, it would start driving people towards your product if it was better. Not because you paid them to.

paytonjjones•15m ago
> advertise everywhere you want

Except, apparently, the surface that's actually closest to the purchasing decision? Why must that surface be forbidden?

forestrywat•3m ago
The case is laid out pretty clearly in the article. Spend some time thinking about it.
billyp-rva•3m ago
I have to agree with OP, this phrase specifically reveals it is a thoughtless take:

> sales [the best product] were entitled to in the first place

Unfortunately, this is not, and has never been, how it works. The best product is never entitled to sales. Marketing, which very much includes advertising, is a massive, massive factor in sales.

hatsix•22m ago
right, you've spent most of your capital on product, and now you're competing with everyone else on $/ad.

Amazon, the store, has an incentive to show trending products, rather than items that sold well 10 years ago... if you already own the old standard, and you do a search and find it's still the highest in search results, you'll be unlikely to buy.

dooglius•10m ago
Unless your _ads_ are going to compete with your competitors' then that's not going to be effective. Ironically middlemen are probably solution here, you'd be better off going to trade shows and working with department stores that sell air fryers, they'll want to turn your lower cost into their higher margin.
criddell•4m ago
The person you responded to has a good point though. It does take some diligence on Etsy to avoid people reselling or drop shipping mass produced items.
toomuchtodo•10m ago
If you have a Costco nearby, highly recommend for the products they carry. I pay for the executive membership, and also ship products to where ever I need using their online shopping.

(no affiliation, I just love the company and how they treat their employees and customers, strong value for price paid imho)

troupo•5m ago
> other online platforms, including Etsy.

For the past decade Etsy has been a rebranded Temu/Ali Express. There's almost nothing local, or original, or worth anything on it.

All large online shopping services converge onto the same Amazon model.

mohamedkoubaa•4m ago
There are people who rent time at my local makerspace who sell on Etsy. Maybe the issue is that Etsy doesn't make it easy to find them?
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5m ago
Most likely they're sticking it to a delivery contractor. Amazon gets paid, you get your free stuff, and some working class stiff is peeing in a bottle driving a leased truck and not getting paid for their labor. Win win win, right?
MetaMalone•9m ago
> An alternate hypothesis: if you tried to sell literal garbage on Amazon, poor reviews and a high return rate will be visible in the product itself.

Yeah but at the time when I buy it it's gonna have thousands of 5 star reviews, and the images themselves will be the shiniest most beautiful garbage ever seen by mankind.