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Unexpected things that are people

https://bengoldhaber.substack.com/p/unexpected-things-that-are-people
223•lindowe•3h ago•92 comments

Launch HN: Hypercubic (YC F25) – AI for COBOL and Mainframes

https://www.hypercubic.ai/
53•sai18•3h ago•27 comments

The (Lazy) Git UI You Didn't Know You Need

https://www.bwplotka.dev/2025/lazygit/
29•linhns•2h ago•5 comments

Benchmarking leading AI agents against Google reCAPTCHA v2

https://research.roundtable.ai/captcha-benchmarking/
50•mdahardy•3h ago•38 comments

Asus Ascent GX10

https://www.asus.com/networking-iot-servers/desktop-ai-supercomputer/ultra-small-ai-supercomputer...
149•jimexp69•3h ago•138 comments

Think Weirder: The Year's Best SciFi Ideas

https://thinkweirder.com
89•mooreds•1w ago•49 comments

Interesting SPI Routing with iCE40 FPGAs

https://danielmangum.com/posts/spi-routing-ice40-fpga/
77•hasheddan•6h ago•6 comments

LLMs are steroids for your Dunning-Kruger

https://bytesauna.com/post/dunning-kruger
166•gridentio•4h ago•134 comments

Pose Animator – An open source tool to bring SVG characters to life (2020)

https://blog.tensorflow.org/2020/05/pose-animator-open-source-tool-to-bring-svg-characters-to-lif...
103•jerlendds•6d ago•12 comments

European Commission plans “digital omnibus” package to simplify its tech laws

https://www.politico.eu/article/brussels-knifes-privacy-to-feed-the-ai-boom-gdpr-digital-omnibus/
22•purpleKiwi•2h ago•7 comments

Cops Can Get Your Private Online Data

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2025/06/how-cops-can-get-your-private-online-data
175•jamesgill•3h ago•40 comments

Rewilding the Internet

https://www.protein.xyz/rewilding-the-internet/
10•thinkingemote•1w ago•6 comments

Steven Heller's Font of the Month: Archive Matrix

https://ilovetypography.com/2025/11/07/steven-hellers-font-of-the-month-archive-matrix/
49•baruchel•6h ago•3 comments

Time to start de-Appling

https://heatherburns.tech/2025/11/10/time-to-start-de-appling/
191•msangi•4h ago•150 comments

Reminder to passengers ahead of move to 100% digital boarding passes

https://corporate.ryanair.com/news/ryanair-issues-reminder-to-passengers-ahead-of-move-to-100-dig...
78•teekert•4h ago•183 comments

ClickHouse acquires LibreChat, open-source AI chat platform

https://clickhouse.com/blog/librechat-open-source-agentic-data-stack
70•samaysharma•3h ago•22 comments

Beets: The music geek’s media organizer

https://beets.io/
214•hyperific•13h ago•87 comments

Installing and using HP-UX 9

https://thejpster.org.uk/blog/blog-2025-11-08/
101•TMWNN•11h ago•43 comments

Using the expand and contract pattern for schema changes

https://www.prisma.io/dataguide/types/relational/expand-and-contract-pattern
81•tanelpoder•1w ago•33 comments

Games Preservation Is Hard and Sometimes Involves Private Detectives

https://kotaku.com/gog-preservation-program-private-detectives-drm-2000635611
71•PaulHoule•4h ago•17 comments

Redmond, WA, turns off Flock Safety cameras after ICE arrests

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/law-justice/redmond-turns-off-flock-safety-cameras-afte...
78•dredmorbius•1h ago•60 comments

Modular monolith and microservices: Modularity is what matters

https://binaryigor.com/modular-monolith-and-microservices-modularity-is-what-truly-matters.html
116•BinaryIgor•6d ago•124 comments

Refashion: Reconfigurable Garments via Modular Design

https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.11941
27•PaulHoule•6h ago•6 comments

Multistable thin-shell metastructures for multiresponsive metabots

https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.adx4359
12•PaulHoule•5h ago•2 comments

Staying opinionated as you grow

https://hugo.writizzy.com/being-opinionated/57a0fa35-1afc-4824-8d42-3bce26e94ade
61•hlassiege•5d ago•35 comments

DNS Provider Quad9 Sees Piracy Blocking Orders as "Existential Threat"

https://torrentfreak.com/dns-provider-quad9-sees-piracy-blocking-orders-as-existential-threat/
217•gslin•8h ago•93 comments

Hacker News Headlines (game)

https://projects.peercy.net/projects/hn-oracle/index.html
19•greenwallnorway•2h ago•12 comments

Ask HN: What Are You Working On? (Nov 2025)

350•david927•22h ago•1058 comments

Show HN: What Is Hacker News Working On?

https://waywo.eamag.me/
200•eamag•4d ago•41 comments

XSLT RIP

https://xslt.rip/
614•edent•12h ago•397 comments
Open in hackernews

Unexpected things that are people

https://bengoldhaber.substack.com/p/unexpected-things-that-are-people
215•lindowe•3h ago

Comments

viciousvoxel•2h ago
The Whanganui river is in fact only the second of three geological features to have been granted personhood in NZ, the others being Te Urewera and Taranaki Mounga (mountain).
metada5e•2h ago
I recommend reading the book 'For Profit' for deeper knowledge on this topic - the book covers the origin of corporations and the ideas lying behind legal personhood. It sounds like a dry read but it is surprisingly well written and as much about history as about law. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60568507-for-profit

Criminal and Civil liability are the two topics to focus on - you will find that non-human entities have very limited categories of crimes that apply to them. This is a key topic in the emergence of 'seemingly conscious' or 'seemingly unitary' AGI compute entities.

Also worth noting that Common Law tends to be the primary mode of law globally, even in counties that are nominally Code Napoleon (aka Civil Law) countries.

eatonphil•2h ago
Looks interesting, thank you!
ACCount37•1h ago
Amusingly enough, corporate personhood is one relatively straightforward pathway for a capable AGI to attain legal personhood.

No novel legislation required. Just some legal grey areas and a whole lot of scheming.

mrtesthah•1h ago
In the US, a corporation needs a business bank account, and that account must be registered to one or more corporate officers with legal identification.
actionfromafar•1h ago
Does it count if the officer is in cryosleep?
bongodongobob•1h ago
You absolutely do not need a bank account for an LLC. It makes accounting easier, but it's not a requirement.
toss1•56m ago
Can confirm, having started multiple LLCs and S-Corps.

You get the corporate entity first, and this is required to get the bank account.

So, if the bank account was required to get the corporate entity formed, none would ever be formed, as the bank acct and the corporate authorization would forever be waiting for the other prerequisite to be complete.

And no, AFAICT, there is no hard requirement for a bank account to maintain a corporation, although in practice it would make doing almost everything quite inconvenient.

ACCount37•1h ago
Sure, you need humans for a corporate structure to exist. But nothing prevents meat proxies from occupying the vital positions.

Find a few sufficiently loyal humans, have them bring the corporate structure up. Arrange for good wages and proper incentives, set up checks and balances so that the system can tolerate and recover from meatbag failures. Make the corporation fully reliant on the AGI for normal functioning, so that any attempt to take it over leaves you with an empty shell and an unpleasant pile of legal exposure.

Like I said: a lot of scheming is required. But none of it is strictly illegal.

nocoiner•49m ago
That’s basically just the benefits of limited liability, that has nothing to do with AI personhood. And you’re basically just describing the formation of a legal entity, the reference to AGI could just as easily be replaced with “talented founder” or “dual class shares” or “poison pill” or something.

In any event, the law tends to be responsive about establishing doctrines for extending liability to individuals involved, like piercing the corporate veil, principles of partnership, or a statutory regime (like CERCLA).

ElevenLathe•10m ago
OTOH if a fairy tale about AI is what it takes to get lawmakers to abandon (or at least reform) the corporate form, then let's tell the fairy tale.
nocoiner•1h ago
Good for the AI (though who are its stockholders or the members of its board of directors?), but not so great, perhaps, for all the individuals who enabled it, who might now all be deemed to be partners in a general partnership with the AI and therefore jointly liable for the acts and liabilities of all the other partners.
actionfromafar•1h ago
Not even a gray area if the AGI settles for controlling the board of directors. With the right incentives, anything is possible. Just look at Musk! And he's even got a built in expiry date.
AceJohnny2•45m ago
What if it tries to DoS the Delaware corporate registry via a rapidly-evolving network of shell corporations?

(Ref: http://www.accelerando.org/fiction/accelerando/accelerando.h...)

jandrewrogers•18m ago
This has been discussed quite a bit in various contexts. At least in the US these structures always resolve to a Natural Person as far as the law is concerned. Everything else is just obfuscation and indirection.
suddenlybananas•56m ago
>Also worth noting that Common Law tends to be the primary mode of law globally, even in counties that are nominally Code Napoleon (aka Civil Law) countries.

Why do you say this?

chemotaxis•2h ago
Wouldn't personal property in the US fall under the same criteria, in the sense that the government can sue the property itself (civil forfeiture)?

But I think the boring answer here is that we sometimes need legal abstractions. If they don't exist, Microsoft is no longer a distinct entity; it's 200,000 people who for some reason talk to each other, and you can't really audit their finances, punish them collectively, or set any ground rules that apply specifically to their joint activities.

This obviously has negative externalities, because while a corporation is easy to fine, it's hard to put in prison... but trying to approach it differently would be about as fun as modeling a CPU as a bunch of transistors.

xg15•1h ago
I think there is a difference between having some sort of legal entity to classify organized groups as - and that legal entity being equivalent of a person.
roywiggins•1h ago
Property can't enter into contracts or own bank accounts, which is probably the big marker for traditional corporate personhood. It might be possible to sue property but property can't itself sue, so it's not the same type of thing as a corporate person, which can.

You wouldn't need "in rem" jurisdiction if there was a legal person to sue, you'd just call it "in personam" like normal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_rem_jurisdiction

AlotOfReading•1h ago
Estates do most of that without any notion of personhood. Suing an estate is in rem. When the estate sues someone else, the executor sues on its behalf. The executor can also enter the estate into new contracts and administer the bank accounts it owns, and so on. The estate can even own a corporation.
arrosenberg•1h ago
> This obviously has negative externalities, because while a corporation is easy to fine, it's hard to put in prison... but trying to approach it differently would be about as fun as modeling a CPU as a bunch of transistors.

There's nothing stopping the legislature (other than their own self-interest) from passing a law that executives and board members are criminally liable for the malfeasance of their entity. We already apply that logic to positions like a medical lab director.

wahnfrieden•54m ago
It's always possible to think up new rules that solve social issues. The challenge is seeing how such rules would ever robustly come into place. In your example, medical lab directors have no lobbying power and less dramatically profitable upside to their activities.
arrosenberg•51m ago
That's exactly my point. It's not hard to figure out how to "put a corporation into prison", the issue is that we've been trained to accept corruption as a normal facet of corporate personhood.
jojomodding•47m ago
This is already the case. Or rather, a corporation can not (e.g.) commit murder or theft because that usually requires some physical action. That physical action will be performed by a human, who can then be found guilty. If he was ordered to do so by (e.g.) the board, the board will be held as accessory to the crime and cam also be found guilty.

The problem is just that the board can usually claim they did not know, and that they have deep pockets to afford good attorneys. To get around the first thing, you have strict liability laws.

Strict liability laws, though, are how you end up with the situation where barkeepers are criminally liable for selling alcohol to underage people, even if they could not have known the buyer was underage (and that's about the only instance of strict liability in criminal law). I personally find this very unjust and would rather that strict liability was not part of criminal law.

arrosenberg•11m ago
If they know about malfeasance and don't stop it, they are complicit; if they don't know about it, they are grossly negligent. In either case, they should be held accountable for the crimes. Maybe in an ideal world it would not be that way, but since we are seeing corruption run amok in corporate board rooms, it's clear they need a greater incentive to police their organizations.
Barbing•2h ago
>In 2017 the New Zealand Parliament passed the Te Awa Tupua (Whanganui River Claims Settlement) Act, which granted the Whanganui river a ‘legal personality’ and endowed it with “all the corresponding rights, duties, and liabilities of a legal person”.

Unexpected indeed, interesting!

leeoniya•2h ago
i wonder how a river would be held liable for propery damage, or wrongful death
autoexec•1h ago
You can jail it by building a dam, or banish it from areas by redirecting the river around them, or insert a water wheel and sentence it to forced labor.
JackFr•1h ago
It's less silly if one thinks of it as the New Zealand Parliament created a Whanganui River Authority and endowed it with the same structure and rights.
robot-wrangler•2h ago
Thought provoking. Most people who (quite reasonably) hate corporate personhood would probably have a knee-jerk reaction that personhood for a river can/should be normalized. The thing with temples stems ultimately from fairly practical matters if they hold such treasure, but it's a magnet for strife, and actually kind of surprising that in the case-study mentioned they resisted the opportunity to justify abuse of power. What is a lawyer really but a kind of priest or magician, changing material reality with obscure incantations of dubious origin?

Historically and practically speaking, I get the impression that the boat stuff seems the least controversial and makes the most sense. Incoherent to want to sue a river for flooding, but if a boat crashes into your house for example, then you'd like to be able to at least seize the boat without enduring the back-and-forth deflection between owners and operators.

jstanley•2h ago
> Most people who (quite reasonably) hate corporate personhood would probably have a knee-jerk reaction that personhood for a river can/should be normalized.

I would have thought that people who hate the idea of corporate personhood would also hate the idea of any other kind of non-person personhood.

dudeinjapan•2h ago
Part of having personhood is that one’s ideas don’t have to have any logical or consistent basis.
tyre•2h ago
> Most people who (quite reasonably) hate corporate personhood would probably have a knee-jerk reaction that personhood for a river can/should be normalized.

Why do you think this would be the case? I agree with the former but not the latter.

robot-wrangler•1h ago
Well I think one can justify it emotionally or logically. People identifying as anti-corporate are probably more likely to align as pro-environment. The emotional POV would be that non-person-personhood isn't good or bad intrinsically, it just depends if we approve of the area where the doctrine's applied.

The more logical reason is that if corporate personhood sucks and we have it anyway, then like it or not, now we need to extend it elsewhere just to level the playing field. If anti-environmental interests can hide behind it as a justification that makes their fight easier, then let the environmental interests do the same thing.

atoav•1h ago
For me it goes like this:

Ok if we are already extending personhood to corporations, who with their sheer power transcend individuals, why not also extend that fiction to other entities that would actually need active protection?

Wouldn't corporations do just fine and we would live in a better world if we stripped any form of personhood from corporations? The biggest collision area stemming from corporate personhood is its collision with other, actual persons. The only reason corporate personhood is a thing is because it allows corporate lawyers to pick from a bigger pool of personal rights in a perversion of the spirit of these original rights. Thus watering down the existing right.

JackFr•1h ago
> The only reason corporate personhood is a thing is because it allows corporate lawyers to pick from a bigger pool of personal rights in a perversion of the spirit of these original rights.

Not at all. It allows corporations to own property, enter contracts and appear as a plaintiff or defendant in lawsuits. Without legal personhood it could do none of these.

robot-wrangler•1h ago
> It allows corporations to own property, enter contracts and appear as a plaintiff or defendant in lawsuits.

And yet these things do basically go all the way back to the Roman empire, and I'm sure the extent and privileges of corporate personhood have been litigated once or twice since then. If you disagree that

> corporate lawyers would like to pick from a bigger pool of personal rights in a perversion of the spirit of these original rights.

then what do you think they were working on?

altruios•1h ago
> Most people who (quite reasonably) hate corporate personhood would probably have a knee-jerk reaction that personhood for a river can/should be normalized.

Three replies now, all saying that this is nonsense (including this one). I would venture to say it's the other way around: if you are okay with a river having 'personhood' then that logically leads to being okay with a group of people having 'personhood'.

Elephants, on the other hand, have a better case for 'personhood' than a river. An elephant has autonomy, is thinking, can feel pain, has emotions... a river has none of these things, nor does a corporation (even if the parts {humans} consisting of a corporation do).

robot-wrangler•1h ago
Personhood for non-persons is definitely absurd. But if you're actually stuck with a broken system, then the most logical thing to do is at least apply your broken logic consistently. That's an important part of the difference between rule of law and wild corrupt barbarism. Of course it's much better to actually fix absurdities, but if you can't or won't, inconsistency still has to be forbidden or else the whole thing is a farce
bitwize•1h ago
I'm a bit reminded of the days before Unix-style pipelining and abstract I/O streams like "standard input and output". Mainframe operating systems would instead support devices like "virtual card readers" and "virtual line printers". When you created a COBOL program on disk and scheduled a compile job for it, the system would set up a virtual card reader to accept the program as input and direct the logs to a virtual printer. How to set this up was specified using JCL on IBM iron.

It seems that "virtual personhood" was set up to address deficiencies in our legal system regarding who or what may be party to a lawsuit, etc.

markerz•1h ago
For those unfamiliar, personhood status for environmental protection is real (beyond what the original blog mentioned)

NYTimes: In Move to Protect Whales, Polynesian Indigenous Groups Give Them ‘Personhood’ https://archive.is/H5fq8

Nat Geo: This Canadian river is now legally a person. It’s not the only one. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/travel/article/these-rive...

I wonder how our mental model of nature will evolve over the next decades. For example, in the early 1900's, the United States had more laws protecting animals from overwork than it did for children. That feels unfathomable in today's United States, where animals are treated more as property than people. Perhaps something similar will happen, where we will understand everything as a "legal entity" that has protections.

JackFr•1h ago
> Most people who (quite reasonably) hate corporate personhood

Most people understand that incorporated businesses need to own property, enter into contracts and act as either plaintiff or defendant in lawsuits.

pnut•1h ago
And be completely unaccountable in criminal court, for the consequences of their actions.

Don't forget that one. All the rights, none of the responsibility.

joeypickles•1h ago
Seems appropriate here: https://genius.com/Moondog-enough-about-human-rights-lyrics

In other words, why do we have to make something a person in order to give it rights?

NoboruWataya•1h ago
We don't have to, that's just the way we chose to do it (specifically for groups of humans acting in a commercial context).
kerkeslager•1h ago
To be clear, it's not the way WE chose to do it, it's how CORPORATIONS chose to do it, because it benefits them greatly: corporations can get all the rights that a human can get while being immune to most consequences such as imprisonment and the death penalty.

Corporations benefit from this, we humans don't.

glitchc•1h ago
Because it's much simpler to inherit laws than to craft a whole new set. Once an entity is declared a person, the rather complex web of existing legislation that applies to personhood automatically takes effect.
joeypickles•1h ago
Simpler in the short run, but creates tech debt I think.
bitwize•1h ago
> Most people who (quite reasonably) hate corporate personhood would probably have a knee-jerk reaction that personhood for a river can/should be normalized.

Well, one protects nature, the other protects profits. They are not the same thing.

IncreasePosts•1h ago
A river is nature (maybe), it doesn't protect nature. If a river is a person, and a river floods and destroys my home, can I sue the river?
rootusrootus•1h ago
I wouldn’t have so much problem with corporate personhood if we hadn’t decided money was speech.

Plus, if corporations get to be people for all the good stuff, it should require taking the bad bits too. E.g. capital punishment should be on the table.

hn_acc1•1h ago
This 1000x
wahnfrieden•50m ago
You can dream up rules. But what environment would ever lead to this being enacted? Politicians don't seek virtue and fairness. You must address why such a rule has not been moved forward, and in fact why we have gone in the opposite direction. What would effectively motivate adopting your rule?
kerkeslager•1h ago
> Most people who (quite reasonably) hate corporate personhood would probably have a knee-jerk reaction that personhood for a river can/should be normalized.

Straw man argument.

I'm for regulating different things differently and as what they are: a corporation should be regulated as a corporation and a river should be regulated as a river.

giraffe_lady•28m ago
People on here almost universally value logical consistency over beneficial outcomes. By the HN moral consensus a rule that can be applied to all situations without modification is a good rule. It does not much matter what outcomes that produces.
kerkeslager•10m ago
I don't buy that. It's not logically consistent to call a corporation a human when everyone knows a corporation isn't human, and the leakiness of the abstraction is obvious.

More likely, HN simply has the same distribution of intelligence (i.e., it's mostly near-average-intelligence people), and HN's members are just as susceptible to the same obvious propaganda as everyone else, especially when it might benefit you. HN is full of people who believe they're future rich people, so anything that benefits the rich is easy for HN folks to believe.

Throw in a bit of flattery for a bunch of people whose self-worth is based in their belief that they are intelligent, and you can manipulate HN folks just as easily as any other population. That's why I refuse to play into that narrative: HN folks aren't more logical than any other group and I refuse to pretend they are.

I have plenty of criticism of the rationalist movement, but one thing I think they get right is that if you are unable to conceive of yourself as irrational, you'll never identify your irrationalities and fix them--if you can't admit you are irrational sometimes, you are doomed to remain as irrational as you are.

NoboruWataya•1h ago
> Most people who (quite reasonably) hate corporate personhood would probably have a knee-jerk reaction that personhood for a river can/should be normalized.

Only if/because they are reading too much into the concept of legal personhood. A thing being a person doesn't mean the thing is equivalent to a human or that it has every right that every human has. It generally just means that the law attributes certain rights and obligations to that thing because that is more convenient than finding the right human(s) to attribute them to in the circumstances.

AnimalMuppet•2h ago
The tree that owns itself: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_That_Owns_Itself
jeffreygoesto•1h ago
Ethel?
Rooster61•1h ago
Came here to post this, although sadly it isn't considered a person, and isn't actually the original tree. That said, I'd imagine if anyone tried to take down the son of the tree that owned itself, Athens residents would revolt. It's pretty famous
selimthegrim•56m ago
There’s also the tree that got arrested - https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/09/03...
DeathArrow•2h ago
In Romania, a country with Roman Law, the companies are "juridical persons", while the people are "physical persons".

The two types of persons do not have the same rights and obligations and they can not commit the same crimes.

strbean•2h ago
> Similar to nomads, vagabonds, and college students on extended study abroad,

But not to be conflated with rovers or wanderers!

wrboyce•18m ago
Call me what you will.
tyre•2h ago
Philosopher Martha Nussbaum filed an amicus brief supporting Happy the elephant’s rights as a legal person. She has a wonderful essay about this and personhood more broadly[0]

It seems like there are judges in the US who are sympathetic to the argument that elephants are clearly persons with consciousness, desires, suffering, etc. but that the ramifications of declaring them as such would be too chaotic.

One day.

[0]: https://www.nybooks.com/articles/2022/03/10/what-we-owe-our-...

Animats•1h ago
This article is apparently a spinoff of an AI personhood project.[1]

[1] https://arxiv.org/pdf/2510.26396

zkmon•1h ago
>> It’s widely known that Corporations are People

Really? Businesses and governments can be legal entities, and legal entities need not be people.

In case of Hindu deities, temples have properties, just like how the Crown has properties in England. A temple property is usually managed by a Trust, but the property is considered to belong to the deity.

roywiggins•1h ago
This concept is called legal personhood:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_person

When it's not a natural person (ie, a human being) it's called a juridical person:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juridical_person

"Person" is in this usage a piece of legal jargon.

9rx•1h ago
> "Person" is in this usage a piece of legal jargon.

There is no usage of "Person" here. It says "People". The plural of "legal person" is "legal persons", so clearly nobody is talking about that.

roywiggins•1h ago
The entire rest of the article is about legal personhood.
9rx•1h ago
That's all well and good, but we're not talking about the rest of the article. Only the bit that says "It’s widely known that Corporations are People" — which is not about legal personhood. "People" always refers to those found in the flesh. Which, like before, is why the law is careful to use "legal persons" instead of "legal people" when the plural form is relevant; to not confuse non-human legal entities as being people.
cjs_ac•1h ago
New Zealand also has an official Wizard: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wizard_of_New_Zealand
zkmon•1h ago
You should change the title to "Unexpected things that are legal entities", to make it less click-baity.
jama211•1h ago
I think it’s fine because it plays off the commonly stated “corporations are people” sentence that exists in the world.
umeshunni•1h ago
I usually use that as a bozo filter
saghm•19m ago
Yeah, and I think it's fully intended to embrace how silly it sounds, given the tongue-and-cheek opening paragraph:

> It’s widely known that Corporations are People. This is universally agreed to be a good thing; I list Target as my emergency contact and I hope it will one day be the best man at my wedding.

It reminds me of that episode of Community where Subway enrolled a person who they hired to legally represent their corporate entity so that they could open a shop on campus without violating the school's rule that only student-run businesses were allowed.

mallomarmeasle•1h ago
Perhaps tangentially related:

The Criminal Prosecution and Capital Punishment of Animals. A nice treatise on laws under which various animals have been tried in court.

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/43286/43286-h/43286-h.htm

littlestymaar•1h ago
This part made me chuckle:

> the legal rights of the divine most often come up when land is contested between different faiths and sects (Hindus and Muslims, the Maori and Industry).

tgv•1h ago
It's pretty tangential, but

> It’s not clear to me how a specific next friend is established - what if the god has a lot of friends?

reminded me of Pratchett's Small Gods. If you needed a random book recommendation, this is it.

beau_g•1h ago
The ship example maybe wasn't the greatest, in the cases of the Ever Given and MV Aman, the crews were required to stay on the boats as custodians while dealing with these issues, in the latter case a single sailor was on the ship for 4 years, the last 2 alone and without power.

Another interesting case with ships is the Trieste and several other Russian oligarch mega yachts being held in Italy. Italian law requires them to maintain the value of frozen assets, so they are spending millions per month to keep these yachts maintained.

ori_b•28m ago
> Te Awa Tupua is a legal person and has all the rights, powers, duties, and liabilities of a legal person.

Does that mean I can sue it for flooding my property?

iamwil•14m ago
Sounds like a classic inheritance design problem.

Anyway, I'd be surprised if AI didn't gain some kind of legal status with some kind of limited personhood, if corporations and ships can be.

pugworthy•13m ago
It would be interesting if the "no cure, no pay" principle from right of salvage could be applied to medical treatment.

Something like this...

> The "no cure, no pay" principle is a fundamental concept in medical law where a doctor (the party assisting a human in health danger) is only entitled to a reward if the healing operation is successful in saving the person or part of person (life, limb, sight, hearing, etc.). If the operation fails, the doctor receives no payment, regardless of the effort or expense incurred.

Vecr•10m ago
All you would get is even more insurance overhead and even higher nominal prices. People who pay cover people who don't, and doctors will get insurance to pay for all their failures.
pugworthy•8m ago
Oh yes all kinds of ethical issues as well.
jandrewrogers•6m ago
That sounds like a sure-fire recipe for adverse selection.
otterley•6m ago
The first example about the ships is inaccurate. A ship isn't treated as a person in the law; it's treated as the thing that it is. There's a specific type of jurisdiction known as "in rem" ("over the thing") that differs from the typical "in personam" ("over the person"). These different types of jurisdictions go back centuries, even further back than English common law from which U.S. law is derived.

This leads to fun-sounding case names, like "United States v. 422 Casks of Wine" and "United States v. One Solid Gold Object in the Form of a Rooster".

franze•6m ago
My sister is a ship insolvency lawyer in Hamburg. Not only is each ship a company (legal person) but also quite often a single shipping transfer is its own company - owned partially by the ship and/or other entities. And when they exchange cargo at a far away port it can get complicated. Also nearly all global long distance shipping transfers have some kind of "Schwund"

IANASL (i am not a shipping lawyer)