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Oregon School Cell Phone Ban: 'Engaged Students, Joyful Teachers'

https://portlandtribune.com/2026/03/18/oregon-school-cell-phone-ban-engaged-students-joyful-teach...
59•nxobject•35m ago•35 comments

ArXiv declares independence from Cornell

https://www.science.org/content/article/arxiv-pioneering-preprint-server-declares-independence-co...
572•bookstore-romeo•11h ago•187 comments

VisiCalc Reconstructed

https://zserge.com/posts/visicalc/
31•ingve•3d ago•6 comments

Entso-E final report on Iberian 2025 blackout

https://www.entsoe.eu/publications/blackout/28-april-2025-iberian-blackout/
114•Rygian•5h ago•23 comments

The Los Angeles Aqueduct Is Wild

https://practical.engineering/blog/2026/3/17/the-los-angeles-aqueduct-is-wild
89•michaefe•2d ago•31 comments

HP realizes that mandatory 15-minute support call wait times isn't good support

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/02/misguided-hp-customer-support-approach-included-forced-15...
159•felineflock•2h ago•89 comments

Flash-KMeans: Fast and Memory-Efficient Exact K-Means

https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.09229
117•matt_d•3d ago•8 comments

The Social Smolnet

https://ploum.net/2026-03-20-social-smolnet.html
28•aebtebeten•3h ago•1 comments

Java is fast, code might not be

https://jvogel.me/posts/2026/java-is-fast-your-code-might-not-be/
80•siegers•2h ago•66 comments

Video Encoding and Decoding with Vulkan Compute Shaders in FFmpeg

https://www.khronos.org/blog/video-encoding-and-decoding-with-vulkan-compute-shaders-in-ffmpeg
74•y1n0•3d ago•28 comments

Regex Blaster

https://mdp.github.io/regex-blaster/
66•mdp•2d ago•21 comments

Super Micro Shares Plunge 25% After Co-Founder Charged in $2.5B Smuggling Plot

https://www.forbes.com/sites/tylerroush/2026/03/20/super-micro-shares-plunge-25-after-co-founder-...
59•pera•1h ago•13 comments

Google details new 24-hour process to sideload unverified Android apps

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/03/google-details-new-24-hour-process-to-sideload-unverified...
1058•0xedb•22h ago•1118 comments

Just Put It on a Map

https://progressandpoverty.substack.com/p/just-put-it-on-a-map
77•surprisetalk•4d ago•36 comments

The Soul of a Pedicab Driver

https://www.sheldonbrown.com/pedicab.html
91•haritha-j•6h ago•26 comments

Germany Mandates ODF for Public Administration

https://linuxiac.com/germany-mandates-odf-for-public-administration/
79•mvdwoord•2h ago•9 comments

Show HN: Sonar – A tiny CLI to see and kill whatever's running on localhost

https://github.com/RasKrebs/sonar
72•raskrebs•6h ago•35 comments

Exploring 8 Shaft Weaving

https://slab.org/2026/03/11/exploring-8-shaft-weaving/
16•surprisetalk•3h ago•1 comments

Drawvg Filter for FFmpeg

https://ayosec.github.io/ffmpeg-drawvg/
142•nolta•3d ago•24 comments

Full Disclosure: A Third (and Fourth) Azure Sign-In Log Bypass Found

https://trustedsec.com/blog/full-disclosure-a-third-and-fourth-azure-sign-in-log-bypass-found
243•nyxgeek•15h ago•74 comments

Drugwars for the TI-82/83/83 Calculators (2011)

https://gist.github.com/mattmanning/1002653/b7a1e88479a10eaae3bd5298b8b2c86e16fb4404
228•robotnikman•15h ago•68 comments

Too Much Color

https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/too-much-color/
75•maguay•2d ago•40 comments

Chuck Norris has died

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/chuck-norris-dead-walker-texas-ranger-dies-1236694953/
365•mp3il•2h ago•189 comments

Building a Reader for the Smallest Hard Drive

https://www.willwhang.dev/Reading-MK4001MTD/
77•voctor•4d ago•25 comments

Return of the Obra Dinn: spherical mapped dithering for a 1bpp first-person game

https://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=40832.msg1363742#msg1363742
444•PaulHoule•3d ago•56 comments

I'm OK being left behind, thanks

https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/03/im-ok-being-left-behind-thanks/
584•coinfused•2h ago•452 comments

Show HN: Three new Kitten TTS models – smallest less than 25MB

https://github.com/KittenML/KittenTTS
500•rohan_joshi•1d ago•167 comments

Push events into a running session with channels

https://code.claude.com/docs/en/channels
377•jasonjmcghee•15h ago•220 comments

Schizophrenia study finds new biomarker, drug candidate in mice

https://news.northwestern.edu/stories/2026/03/schizophrenia-study-finds-new-biomarker-drug-candid...
90•gmays•2h ago•34 comments

How the Turner twins are mythbusting modern technical apparel

https://www.carryology.com/insights/how-the-turner-twins-are-mythbusting-modern-gear/
304•greedo•2d ago•157 comments
Open in hackernews

Chuck Norris has died

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/chuck-norris-dead-walker-texas-ranger-dies-1236694953/
365•mp3il•2h ago

Comments

philipallstar•2h ago
An absolute class act of a human. Life well lived.
bovermyer•1h ago
He had some pretty awful views that he was pretty loud about, especially later in life. He also cheated on his wife at one point.

However, so as not to speak (purely) ill of the dead, I will say that he was an accomplished martial artist with a prolific film career.

sys32768•1h ago
To be fair, you probably have some views some people think are pretty awful.
bbkane•1h ago
Me 5 years ago did. I agree with all my views today. Who knows about me 5 years from now
praptak•1h ago
I don't see how this matters. Whoever thinks I'm horrible is 100% allowed to say this after I'm dead.
claytongulick•1h ago
Or, another option is that we could all give grace to others, even (especially) if they disagree with us.
ericwood•1h ago
There's disagreement then there's being an outspoken supporter of systematically trying to strip rights away from others because of your religious beliefs. It's much deeper than having differing views on fiscal policy.
ahhhhnoooo•1h ago
Disagree? I think it's safe to say that someone who campaigned to ban same sex marriage is more than just disagreeing. He's trying to ruin millions of lives.

He was an Obama birther conspiracist.

He thought gays shouldn't be allowed to join Boy Scouts.

He was a big supporter of Netanyahu.

This aren't things that are even remotely in the same ballpark as disagreement. If someone is using their celebrity status to cause harm to millions or tens of millions, I think we can say a few unkind words about them when they go.

miltonlost•1h ago
Don't give grace to racists who spout birther conspiracy theories. Don't give grace to homophobes.
ericjmorey•20m ago
Who are you granting grace to? Who are you denying it to?

We know the answers to these questions for Norris.

bovermyer•1h ago
Oh, for sure. MAGA types think some of my views are absolutely abhorrent. I'm pretty sure there are a few cultures that would kill me for my views.

Just because they hate me, though, doesn't mean I can't disagree with their position.

LightBug1•2m ago
There's a solid difference between 'awful' and just plain 'dumb'.
moscoe•1h ago
If I can quote Chael Sonnen, I’d like to say ”you absolutely suck!”
lich_king•1h ago
> He had some pretty awful views that he was pretty loud about, especially later in life. He also cheated on his wife at one point.

In 1961, in his early 20s. You get ~80 years on this planet to make mistakes and have views that some other people will dislike. If these are the worst things we can accuse him of, while acknowledging all his charitable work, I'd say he fared OK compared to many other role models we have.

SilverElfin•1h ago
Apparently much more recently too:

https://www.thepinknews.com/2021/01/13/chuck-norris-homophob...

Turns out he was a MAGA Christian homophobe. That’s … disappointing. But I guess I was naive to expect something different.

myvoiceismypass•42m ago
The Obama Birtherism nonsense was certainly not in this dude's 20s
RIMR•1h ago
"Don't speak ill of the dead"?

How about "Don't be a bad person when you're alive"?

bovermyer•1h ago
Something I was brought up to believe was that you shouldn't speak ill of the recently deceased. A courtesy to those in mourning.

I struggle with that rule sometimes.

claytongulick•1h ago
Great advice. Do you follow it?

Is there one way to be a good person?

Does being a good person also mean agreeing with your politics?

ahhhhnoooo•1h ago
There are good people whose politics I disagree with. If you are using your celebrity status to cause harm to millions on the international stage, systematically attempting to strip their rights, I think it's fair to say they weren't a good person.
RIMR•1h ago
What exactly made him a "class act"?

Was it the part where he wanted public schools to force the Bible on everyone's children, regardless of their family's faith?

Or was it the part where he attacked the Boy Scouts for lifting their ban on gay members, because he broadly hates the LGBTQ+ community?

Or, likewise, when he staunchly supported Prop 8, because he felt that the government should enforce strict "traditional family values", and deny consenting adults he doesn't like to marry each other?

Or was it when he said that a Black president would bring "1000 years of darkness"?

Or was it when he said that Muslims were going to destroy America with Sharia law, merely for existing?

Or was it the part where he supported aggressive ICE action against anyone perceived to be foreign?

Just trying to understand how someone this despicable deserves the compliment you gave him. The only good version of Chuck Norris I know about is the pretend version from memes.

MBCook•1h ago
Nah. The part where his name was relevant again because of the jokes and he started the eating and suing people over it.
claytongulick•1h ago
It was the part where he didn't say things like this about other people.
miltonlost•58m ago
Except he did worse by his actions. And did say that about other people. Like Obama being born in Kenya. Dude was racist
bdangubic•1h ago
this is class act for 1/2 of america
titzer•53m ago
> Or was it when he said that a Black president would bring "1000 years of darkness"?

I looked this one up. It's true. He's been going out of his way to be a political firebrand and claiming milquetoast Democrats are Satan for decades. It wasn't some offhand comment when cornered on stage. He's pushed white christian nationalism hard for quite some time.

Sad, because it was so unnecessary, divisive, and crazy--a black mark on his legacy.

huhkerrf•42m ago
But it's not true the way GP phrased it. Norris did not say if a black man was elected then there would be 1000 years of darkness, he said it about a specific man who happens to be black. It's silly, but unless you're claiming that black politicians get special exemptions, his race is immaterial to this quote.
ericjmorey•23m ago
If you look at the wider context, it's harder to deny the racism.
taco_emoji•1h ago
Yeah, his support of the Obama "birther" conspiracy was super classy.
Findecanor•1h ago
My dad was a film reporter in the late '70s/early '80s, and told me that Chuck Norris had been one of the friendliest celebrities he had ever met.

My dad had some antiquated views himself too. People can have/be both, I suppose.

halcdev•2h ago
He finally defeated life
freedomben•1h ago
While normally making jokes after a person's death would be socially questionable, in this case Chuck Norris himself loved the Chuck Norris jokes. For me at least, a good sense of humor is maybe the most endearing personality trait. RIP
blueflow•1h ago
Giving people reason to laugh while you are old and dying is a superpower. I wish i will have it, too.
mft_•1h ago
Fundamentally, I'd argue that very little should ever be unreasonable or out of bounds to make jokes about; what is important is that it's good humour.

Case in point: https://theonion.com/hijackers-surprised-to-find-selves-in-h...

And, as you say, in Chuck Norris' case, it's virtually obligatory.

freedomben•56m ago
> Fundamentally, I'd argue that very little should ever be unreasonable or out of bounds to make jokes about; what is important is that it's good humour.

On a personal level, I couldn't agree more. I do hope that culturally we get to that point at some time :-)

rwoerz•2h ago
Death has Chucknorrised?
breve•1h ago
Chuck Norris didn't have a near death experience, Death had an experience near him.
WesolyKubeczek•39m ago
Commander Sam Vimes would like a word.
SV_BubbleTime•1h ago
“We’d like to keep the circumstances private”

Yes, but now I’m like, super suspicious.

codingdave•1h ago
There is nothing suspicious about a celebrity's family just wanting to deal with death in private.
bdcravens•1h ago
You're probably right, but that's not the usual wording you hear. Of course, when grieving, proper proofreading may not be (nor should it be) at the top of anyone's list.
djeastm•1h ago
They usually don't put it like that, though. It's usually just "please respect our privacy during this difficult time", etc.
bombcar•1h ago
He was defeated by Mr Rogers in a blood-stained sweater. Understandable they're keeping that quiet.

(Ok, ok, technically it was Gandalf the Gray and White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight)

Rooster61•53m ago
And Benito Musollini, and the Blue Meanie. And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
WithinReason•1h ago
I'm sure he'll get better soon
whizzter•1h ago
The Grim Reaper wished that Chuck Norris had only come to play chess with him!
kyleee•1h ago
How did he die?
hirako2000•1h ago
Boredom, last enemy to defeat was life itself.
volkercraig•1h ago
He was 86 years old
ekropotin•57m ago
How do you know that? Scientists tried to measure Chuck Norris’ age. The number refused to exist.
huhkerrf•1h ago
Death had to take Chuck Norris sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight.
moralestapia•1h ago
Haha, good one.

I will have to steal this one for my upcoming valedictorian speech.

The crowd is going to love it.

plasticsoprano•1h ago
Except is was said by Vice President Thomas R. Marshall upon Theodore Roosevelt’s death and co-opted as a Chuck Norris joke.
ohjeez•1h ago
It's a kickass obituary, no matter the subject!
moralestapia•1h ago
I agree!

It is funny because you usually think of Death as something inevitable and people just accept it but then ... some of these guys put up a fight. Mega-LMAO!

AdmiralAsshat•1h ago
I believe it's stolen from a quote said about Teddy Roosevelt

https://markloveshistory.com/2018/01/06/death-had-to-take-ro...

wnevets•1h ago
they were better when they were Vin Diesel jokes.
fullshark•1h ago
The Vin Diesel jokes I remember had an absurd quality to them beyond "He's really tough." One I recall fondly was "Vin Diesel writes Donkey Kong Fan Fiction."
huhtenberg•46m ago
Chuck Norris jokes were making rounds well before Vin Diesel was even born.
seydor•1h ago
Chuck Norris let him win
westurner•1h ago
Total Gym XLS has a 1-1.25" carriage bar for adding weight. 5gal bucket weights are the correct diameter to leave a gap between the weights and the floor.

Chuck Norris facts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts

breve•1h ago
> "Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, but Death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."

Death finally worked up the nerve.

westurner•48m ago
"The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book" (2009) https://www.google.com/search?q=The+Official+Chuck+Norris+Fa... re: Official Chuck Norris Facts #1 - #101 w/ scripture:

> #1: "Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain ... the cobra died."

westurner•16m ago
Of this list of martial arts films: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_martial_arts_films

Which are similar in plot and character arc to

"Man of Tai Chi"? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_Tai_Chi

Which Chuck Norris films are also similar?

> Forest Warrior, A Force of One, The Octagon, Forced Vengeance, Sidekicks,

Which "hacker films" are also similar?

ramesh31•1h ago
Chuck Norris disagrees.
neurocline•1h ago
Chuck Norris dominated WoW Barrens chat back in the day. It was kind of weird and amazing at the same time.
sourcecodeplz•1h ago
RIP legend
lhakedal•1h ago
Death becomes Chuck Norris.
forinti•1h ago
He was supposed to die last year, but death took a while to muster the courage to call him.
jonplackett•1h ago
Chuck Norris doesn’t die. Death gets Chuck Norris.
looneysquash•1h ago
There's not a body inside Chuck Norris's casket, there's just a fist.
booleandilemma•1h ago
I'm surprised Chuck Norris agreed to this.
willio58•1h ago
There was a period of like 2 years when I was a kid where chuck Norris jokes were all the rage on the playground and I made an iPhone app that listed them all.

Jokes like “Chuck Norris is able to slam a revolving door.”

Anyway, I “built” this stupid app when I was like 13, copy-pasted like 300 jokes in there and a random one would show every time you tapped the screen.

Chuck Norris’s estate blocked the app from going live. I wish I had printed that rejection out and framed it.

alias_neo•1h ago
I'm pretty sure they were all the rage when _I_ was at school, but that was long before the iPhone.

I'm curious on what grounds they blocked the app.

dfxm12•1h ago
If you're curious, maybe you can look into Chuck's lawsuit against Penguin's book of Chuck Norris facts. He would eventually "co-author" his own book. The obvious guess here is trademark infringement (over use of Chuck's name/likeness) and/or copyright (if some of these facts were lifted from his book).
alias_neo•12m ago
Interesting. I get the likeness thing, but surely one could publish jokes about anyone they wish and that would be satire or fair use or something?

Facts and copyright is an interesting one, because I'm surprised a fact can be copyrighted, unless it's the wording specifically.

bananaflag•1h ago
(Not the parent poster) I found out about them in 2008-2009, and they were quite popular online and offline.
PurpleRamen•1h ago
> I'm curious on what grounds they blocked the app.

The app probably used his pictures or his name, which are easy candidates for copyright or trademark-claims.

MBCook•1h ago
It was so funny how that whole thing happened.

For the first time in over a decade he was suddenly relevant in a way. People remembered he existed, and they were playing off his tough guy image.

And what did he do? Try and shut it down and start suing people. Stupid.

It took him a couple of years to come around to it. If it wasn’t for those jokes would he be remembered anywhere as well? Or would he be a much more obscure celebrity by now?

petcat•1h ago
> would he be remembered anywhere as well?

You underestimate how popular Walker, Texas Ranger was. It wasn't pulling ratings like Seinfeld, ER, or Friends, but it was a solid primetime staple for almost a decade.

I never watched it myself, but the 50+ demo loved it.

MBCook•1h ago
And he would be known by those people. I remember him being famous in the 90s.

Would the people who grew up in the early 2000s, or especially 2010s, know much of anything about him?

I mean how much do younger people know about Scott Baio or the Corys or Candice Bergen these days?

spencerflem•1h ago
Haha haven’t heard of either of those but I do know that when Chuck Norris does pushups he pushes the Earth down
ben7799•56m ago
You might be able to argue he was a bigger star than any of them.

His career lasted far longer. He had big movie appearances for 30 years, none of those people accomplished that.

Norris' first movie role was in 1968, first big credited appearance was 1972, Walker Texas Ranger finished in 2001.

kakacik•44m ago
The dude was a badass, 6 time undefeated karate world champion (!!!), created his own variant of karate mixed with korean martial arts, was a good friend with Bruce Lee and that scene in Colloseum - probably the coolest thing I saw as a kid growing up behind iron curtain... not many actors can have such a resume on top of their acting career.

Those who cared would/will know him regardless. But obviously those people would be relatively few and far apart.

smartmic•14m ago
An immense amount of time, dedication and talent must have went into all those achievements. This requires mastery of body and mind at an exceptional level. Putting aside all jokes and acting roles, the martials arts is where he earned my full respect and that will also stick in my memory about him.
rayiner•1h ago
I loved that show! I was a teenager. Peak 1990s.
PoignardAzur•51m ago
Maybe for people in the US. Internationally? I haven't watched a single episode of WTR, I don't know anyone who has, but everyone knows who Chuck Norris was.
pingou•46m ago
It was quite popular in France.
flagos10•42m ago
In France, it was popular enough that everybody knew Texas ranger before the Chuck Norris jokes.
debo_•13m ago
I watched it all the time in Canada.
dfxm12•1h ago
Maybe not as well, but between the "Walker gave me aids" clip and Conan's Walker Texas Ranger lever, he'd still have been known well enough.
MBCook•59m ago
Oh good point.
khazhoux•5m ago
The quote is “Walker says I have AIDS”
seba_dos1•53m ago
This post certainly wouldn't be here right now.
romanhn•23m ago
Found out about his passing from my teenage kids. They knew him as some legendary tough guy based solely on the jokes, but had no idea who he actually was. To be fair, looking at some other comments here about his political and personal leanings, I didn't know who he actually was either.
observationist•19m ago
His proximity to Bruce Lee earned him more or less permanent kung fu cinema fame. Walker,Texas Ranger and other work he did definitely boosted it, but the memes clinched it.
beAbU•4m ago
Chuck Norris made a Chuck Norris joke in one of the Expendable movies, and for that I'm willing to forgive all his indiscretions.
AdmiralAsshat•1h ago
Was this before or after Mike Huckabee started publicly offering Chuck Norris as his solution to "border security" on the campaign trail?
dstroot•1h ago
John Wick wears Chuck Norris pajamas. RIP to a legend.
Cthulhu_•1h ago
I'm still enjoying the Nolan jokes / memes, but in a weird way because of course, via https://www.reddit.com/r/CroppedNorrisJokes/
dilawar•39m ago
In India, we have Rajni (Rajnikanth) jokes that keep increasing in number and are still pretty popular...

I remember reading 'The Vinci Code' in college which was very popular those days and getting a SMS from a friend almost the same day, "Rajnikanth gave Monalisa that smile!".

make_it_sure•32m ago
i created a Facebook App that did something similar, it posted random jokes on your wall

This was like 2005-2006

beAbU•6m ago
I printed out all the jokes on my dad's home office printer and sold copies at school. This was pre smartphones.
Noe2097•1h ago
It's a trick; he will come back unscathed in the next episode.
tchock23•1h ago
First Wade Boggs and now this. Just awful.
markus_zhang•1h ago
Oh this guy is a legend. Did he do anything with tech peripherally? I hope we can put up a dark top for him as an exception.
krapp•1h ago
Not even every important influential person in tech gets the black bar. You think an actor who is mostly known for low-effort internet memes and pretending to be a cowboy on tv deserves it?
kstrauser•1h ago
I guess it’s a generational thing, because I shouldn’t actually be surprised that someone would know so very little about Chuck Norris.
krapp•1h ago
He wa an actor, he starred in cheesy action films and tv. He pretended to get beaten up by Bruce Lee one time.

He was a typical pro-gun anti-abortion homophobic and racist MAGA Christian conservative.

There are lots of tedious memes about him.

There, I summed up literally everything worth knowing about him, and none of it is worthy of discussion here.

excalibur•1h ago
You must be fun at parties.
krapp•53m ago
Unlike Chuck Norris I'm the life of the party.
markus_zhang•1h ago
nvm just a thought.
reactordev•1h ago
Chuck Norris didn’t die, we simply phased out of his reality.
bnchrch•1h ago
I can only assume Chuck has decided to relieve the grim reaper of his duties, leaving us all here to meet our own end not with a scythe but a roundhouse kick.
5555624•1h ago
Shades of Piers Anthony's "On a Pale Horse," Death showed up to take Chuck Norris and Chuck killed him, taking his place.
ourmandave•1h ago
I loved that series, until the last book. Maybe the novelty had worn off.

It's been a long time since I read it, but didn't the current Death decide to retire and pass the role on?

npn•1h ago
A part of internet dies with him. RIP.
endriju•1h ago
Wishing him speedy recovery! Legend
Archit3ch•1h ago
He immediately asked the ferryman for a coin to get to the other side.
vardump•1h ago
So I guess Chuck Norris has now keys for the Pearly Gates and is the one who gets to pick the heavenly club members. I'm sure roundhouse kicks are somehow part of the process.

Why do I feel like an era has ended...

Rest in peace.

throwaway29303•1h ago
Godspeed. ;~;7
calebelac•1h ago
What a legend.

I enjoyed reading the comments here. RIP.

delichon•1h ago
I fear the crime wave as the thugs hear about this and take the streets back. Be careful out there people.
Insanity•1h ago
Oh wow, coincidentally I watched a Chuck Norris film recently with my (90 year old) grandmother, which resulted in me diving down a bunch of Chuck Norris memes for the first time in more than a decade.

RIP

with_a_herring•1h ago
The headline is inaccurate. Chuck Norris is alive and kicking in another dimension.
vladde•1h ago
one of my favorite stack overflow questions: Why does HTML think “chucknorris” is a color?

https://stackoverflow.com/q/8318911

ChrisArchitect•1h ago
Some recent discussion on that one a couple Advents ago:

https://htmhell.dev/adventcalendar/2024/20/ (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42468318)

figassis•1h ago
This just means we're in a simulated universe. He's respawned elsewhere.
raffael_de•1h ago
he has become death.
rootusrootus•1h ago
Chuck Norris does not go to heaven, heaven comes to him.
aimanbenbaha•1h ago
The Grim Reaper requested permissions from Chuck Norris to take his soul.
simpaticoder•1h ago
Chuck Norris (and Michael Landon) were golden age role models for young men. Strong but thoughtful, firm but compassionate, and deeply principled but also practical. Yes, these were acting roles but they picked those roles for a reason. Rest in peace, Chuck.
ceejayoz•1h ago
"Deeply principled" really doesn't describe Obama birther conspiracists.
amjnsx•1h ago
He was openly maga and a homophobe and a transphobe. I wouldn’t consider these qualities for a role model.
sschueller•59m ago
Many like myself did not know this as a kid in the 80s-90s. Some of the movies he made like "sidekicks" left a positive impression at that age.
nazgulsenpai•33m ago
In the 80s-90s his positions would have aligned fine with the center left.
DennisP•54m ago
GP said "these were acting roles." They were talking about the characters, not the actors behind them.
LetsGetTechnicl•52m ago
But then he said he "picked them for a reason" implying that he chose those characters based on the characteristics he shared with them
DennisP•38m ago
Whatever the reason, it wasn't because his characters were "openly maga and a homophobe and a transphobe," because they weren't. Bruce Lee movies and Texas Ranger didn't address those issues at all.

And in spite of his flaws, it's possible that he had some good qualities as well, or at least aspired to them. So maybe those other qualities were what he looked for in the characters he played.

LetsGetTechnicl•24m ago
Doesn't seem like he aspired all that hard, since instead of expressing empathy for people who weren't like him, he continued to be a bigot in nearly every aspect. But sure, if you were a white cis straight guy I'm sure he was perfectly kind.
raw_anon_1111•45m ago
I think you forget that Clinton signed the Defense of Marriage Act and put in the policy of “Don’t ask don’t tell” and Obama supported it originally.

Of course they both had a change of heart- was it true change or they saw the direction of the political winds? Who knows?

I don’t know Chuck Norris’s views on LGBT. But if he was a self proclaimed “born again Christian” and a rabid Trump supporter, I can only guess. But I no more expect people who were insulted by what he said (which I personally don’t know) to give him more grace or reverence than I do is a Black man who couldn’t give two shits about a dead racist podcaster.

Other people no more need to “contextualize” homophobia than I feel a need to “contextualize” the racism of a dead podcaster.

ceejayoz•39m ago
> put in the policy of “Don’t ask don’t tell”

DADT was a significant improvement over the status quo of "we ask, you tell, and then you get dishonorably discharged". Considering it evidence of homophobia is revisionism. Did it go far enough? No. Was it a good step towards where we wanted to go? Yes.

raw_anon_1111•37m ago
And the Defense of Marriage Act?
ceejayoz•28m ago
> It passed both houses of Congress by large, veto-proof majorities. Support was bipartisan, though about a third of the Democratic caucus in both the House and Senate opposed it. Clinton criticized DOMA as "divisive and unnecessary".

Sure doesn't seem like a Clinton issue?

raw_anon_1111•23m ago
Again he still signed it. It’s like Susan Collins who always has “serious misgivings” about things that her fellow Republicans do and then votes the party line anyway trying to stay in her party’s good graces while at the same time not pissing off her liberal constituents
phishin•30m ago
Imagine basing your entire opinion on a man about how they feel about that other man.
ryandrake•11m ago
Imagine having a lot of people you once admired and looked up to as role models, from actors all the way to even your parents, suddenly all within a decade or so take their masks off and reveal that they are actually villains.
mindslight•17m ago
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to become a Faceboot psychosis villain. It's basically the political version of "Why is everything so cold?"
delabay•11m ago
Save it for reddit
ap99•4m ago
You say openly maga like half the country didn't vote for Trump, myself included.

Like others have said, take this level of conversation back to reddit.

angoragoats•38m ago
Chuck Norris was no role model, unless you want your young men to grow up as fascist Christian nationalist homophobes.
canucker2016•1h ago
from his instagram for his last birthday ( https://www.instagram.com/p/DVtiSHbETbX/ )

  I don’t age. I level up.

  I’m 86 today! Nothing like some playful action on a sunny day to make you feel young. I’m grateful for another year, good health and the chance to keep doing what I love. Thank you all for being the best fans in the world. Your support through the years has meant more to me than you’ll ever know.

  God Bless,
  Chuck Norris
arkaic•34m ago
Literally 10 days ago
fiftyacorn•1h ago
I grew up watching action films in the 80s and 90s. I always like Chuck Norris ones as they had a humour and ridiclousness about them

Films like Missing in Action ,or delta force where the motorbike fires a rocket were just great at the time

I get he had some funny views later in life - but the films were a laugh at the time

boubacardiallo•1h ago
My condolences, he was one of my favorite childhood actor :(
LetsGetTechnicl•1h ago
Honestly some of the most successful PR ever to paint a conservative religious bigoted homophobic freak as simply a meme of hyper-masculinity.
rdiddly•1h ago
They're not that far apart, honestly.
LetsGetTechnicl•42m ago
That's true. These days it seems the ideal conservative man is more like a caveman eating steak off the bone versus a thoughtful caring Atticus Finch type.
rexpop•1h ago
> Curbing violent crime is still more about what we do than it is about what government does. The answer is still more about nature’s law within us than it is about man’s law outside of us. — Chuck Norris, 2012

What a load of horseshit. Government is "what we do." It's not imposed by alien pod-persons.

And he opposed marriage equality. What a scumbag.

WesolyKubeczek•41m ago
> What a load of horseshit. Government is "what we do." It's not imposed by alien pod-persons.

On the other hand, when eventually the reckoning for this administration comes, would you welcome the idea of collective responsibility?

Beijinger•1h ago
From Reddit: "I heard that the opening 27 minutes of Saving Private Ryan were loosely based on a game of dodgeball played by Chuck Norris in 2nd grade." ;-)
wvlia5•1h ago
Chuck Norris didn't die, Death chucknorried.
lschueller•1h ago
Wouldn't be suprised, if he dies back and announces a film for next year.

He made it that far in life, that even if you might disagree with him on all and everything, you would still like him.

pcardoso•42m ago
Just like Val Kilmer?

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/mar/18/val-kilmer-resu...

RIP both...

ekropotin•1h ago
Clickbait. He is not dead, he just decided to retire from the world of mortals.
Goofy_Coyote•56m ago
Chuck Norris once slapped Pi so hard it became rational for a moment.

RIP dude, we’d continue the jokes, may your soul laughs as hard as we do.

Chuck Norris once bet 42 is a prime. He won.

domador•9m ago
Sorry, but these Chuck Norris jokes are more like Bruce Schneier facts: https://www.schneierfacts.com/
proxysna•55m ago
I remember having a "Chuck" plugin installed on our Jenkins back in mid 2010's. Gave me a Chuckle every time i forgot it was there.
dnw•52m ago
Chuck Norris hasn’t died, he summoned the death. RIP.
polothesecond•49m ago
Very cool thread. Middle school jokes and culture wars. I’m so glad we don’t allow political threads on here and can instead bask in the intellectual might of people talking about TV man the did/didn’t like.
snerc•36m ago
Walker told me I have AIDS https://youtu.be/pQZX0nzvMag
Kye•36m ago
He kicked it, but the consequences of his long-standing support of the march toward hatred and division linger on.

The section on his Wikipedia page is helpfully succinct if you want to understand the basis of my not joining in the japes and jokes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris#Political_views

racl101•34m ago
Chuck Norris decided to take the final sleep on his own. Death tried years ago, but Chuck didn't feel like it.
layer8•31m ago
The bucket reportedly didn’t survive either.
u1hcw9nx•12m ago
Chuck Norris promising the USA will have 1,000 years of darkness if Obama wins in 2012 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ae9b-B_EQ0
northlondoner•7m ago
He was a hero in tech and science as well. I recall during my PhD studies, we always create new memes on our field that Chuck can finish things in no time. In loving memory of Chuck Norris.
northlondoner•7m ago
The only person that can train LLMs with his mind.
esher•3m ago
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.