I found this in a dusty corner of my code archive, and it made me laugh, and thought it might do the same for others. I wrote this when I was first learning a fancy new language called "Javascript." Apologies for the juvenile humor. Sometimes NSFW.

This is great! I remember being extremely impressed by Boris Johnson's "great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies" insult. How does one come up with such a string of words? I would've used this as a study resource.

Hey, don’t copy my daily affirmations

The modern web seems to know nothing about it at this point, but back when CGI scripts were a new curiosity, there was a Shakespearean Insult Generator which was popular and quite a lot of fun.

  Thou unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane !

Reminds me of the “Insultinator” toy from the 90s. I will forever have the phrase “you’re a totally gross, boring nerd” imprinted on my consciousness.

They have a nice ring and cadence. One could string some of them along into a Pythonic poem to be recited from castle tops.

I won't link it, here (the last time I did, it got flagged), but look up Guy Macon's Insult File.

Not a single word that would have tripped the content filters of the time.

Now that's what I call programming.

Y2K Certified too!