> The results revealed that Jonathan has “unique gene variants in most aging pathways” including DNA repair, insulin regulation, mitochondrial function, and “low entropy” methylation, reports the study.

min-maxing longevity vs speed and charisma

He doesn't look a day over 90!

Can't we just appreciate that exceptionality as it is?

Somehow, I wish we would leave that creature alone. For once.

In the Leftovers people think living in Jarden is why they were left. Maybe St Helena is the new Jarden.

Interesting so the oldest land animal hasn’t cracked 200 but stuff that lives in the sea can go for five or 600 years or more.

> the samples were delivered from Saint Helena to Florida by the U.S. Space Force.

...why space force?